superduperenigma

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superduperenigma,

“What happened with therapy, Elon?”

“I never went.”

I’ll bet that’s a lie. I bet he went once, was called out on his bullshit, tried to outsmart the therapist who ran circles around him, and felt uncomfortably vulnerable. Then, instead of confronting his issues and doing the hard work, he decided that therapy was just woke bullshit that only “”“females”“” need. Out of shame for either turning to therapy in the first place or failing at it, he boldly proclaimed this on his personal propaganda platform so that everyone would know what a genius, manly, alpha-male, gigachad he really is.

superduperenigma, (edited )

It’s actually extremely smart of him to tweet this!

Once the guillotines come out, he’ll probably be one of the first to go. Good idea to get your tombstone figured out now, Elon!

superduperenigma,

I remember a ton of people saying the exact same thing during the 2016 primary. When he wins the primary they’ll all fall in line. I’ll be pleasantly surprised if they prove me wrong, but I’m not holding my breath.

superduperenigma,

Angel Food Cake. It turned out fine, but it really wasn’t much better than the store bought kind. Plus it calls for about a million egg whites so I was left with a million egg yolks when it was all said and done.

superduperenigma,

The most infuriating part is that every company is using the same 3 websites for resume upload shit, but you need to re-upload and re-enter every single piece of your resume for EVERY SINGLE COMPANY you apply for.

superduperenigma,

Brits will scoff at microwaved water then straight up eat mushy peas at dinner.

superduperenigma,

Bri’ish people: Conquer half of the world in the name of spices

Also Bri’ish people: Refuse to season food

superduperenigma, (edited )

These insurrectionists get sentenced just long enough for a quick meet and greet with the white power prison gangs, then it’s back on the street with their newly energized extremism.

superduperenigma,

Both will slowly drive me to violent madness if not properly dealt with.

superduperenigma,

I wear socks in the shower. Makes them feel great in my shoes the rest of the day 🥰

“The Real White House Crime Family”: Dem Rep. Tells the GOP to Stop Wasting Time With Hunter Biden and Subpoena Jared Kushner (www.vanityfair.com)

While testifying during a closed-door deposition about his business dealings on Wednesday, Hunter Biden had a question for Republicans, given their apparent concern with conflicts of interest and corruption: Why are they not probing former first son-in-law Jared Kushner’s arrangement with Saudi Arabia, wherein Kushner’s...

superduperenigma,

Why did Saudi Arabia give Jared Kushner $2 billion—billion with a b—just months after he left the Trump White House?

I’ll give you a hint: it’s the same reason he was denied a security clearance

superduperenigma, (edited )

No, he’s a guy who’s desperately trying to market a crusty old religion to a population that gets more tolerant and progressive with each generation. They’ve just barely started pretending they dont actively hate gay people, it’ll be a few more decades before they do anything like that for trans people.

Funny how God seems to change his mind about social issues whenever the pews start getting empty.

superduperenigma,

I don’t think any of those things will cause Arnold Schwarzenegger to look decades younger.

superduperenigma,

My raise this year: .

Inflation this year: ⚪

Thanks, boss. Appreciate it.

superduperenigma,

What did the first tower say to the second tower?

“Sorry, can’t talk now. I’ve got a plane to catch!”

superduperenigma,

And reduce the number of competent educators

superduperenigma,

Because Jeff Bezos would rather buy a few more yachts.

superduperenigma,

The compliment I got about 8 years ago (a cashier told me I smell really good) is starting to run out of steam. I desperately need a stranger to tell me something nice about myself unprompted, once that smell comment runs dry things are gonna get gloomy.

superduperenigma,

There is also an incredibly microscopic, yet non zero chance that a single set of parents could pass on the same exact genes to two separate children conceived at separate times, resulting in 2 genetically identical non-twin siblings.

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