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j, to NFL
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Can't believe we have to play at fucking Dallas again. #Lions

#NFL @nfl

https://trib.al/XZ6vO7i

trebach,
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@zebibyte @j @nfl The refs union have got the NFL by the balls. It's a tossup whether you get a good or shit ref and after a certain number of years, it's hard to sack them

stux, to Sony
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Another day, another game can wreck?

trebach,
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@stux Or Ubisoft, or Paradox, or Bethesda, or EA, particularly when they have an exclusive contract with the league

j, to NFL
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It's here! :lions:

@nfl

trebach,
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@j Praise the Sun God!
@nfl

trebach, to NFL
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@nfl Quick reminder to everyone: Draft grades right after the draft are blind shots in the dark and are just made because they have to fill their quota of time/articles

#NFL

gbhnews, (edited ) to random
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also

what about .

Got any big ๐ŸŒณ in your neighborhood? Let's see 'em. We love a nice tree.

trebach,
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@gbhnews This tree is at least one foot across and so tall it doesn't even fit in the frame. For reference, the tree in the foreground is much closer and 7 feet tall. I would have moved to get it out of shot but the tree on the opposite side has poison ivy growing on it :(

stux, to random
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Also been working on my personal site a bit.. still a lot of work but i love the overal result so far :blobhappy:

https://stux.me

trebach,
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@stux Create a .htaccess file in the site root and redirect all the requests with a user agent that includes "http.rb" to a static file. All the requests from Mastodon servers trying to create a link preview will see that instead

zebibyte, to NYGiants
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Hey yโ€™all โ€ฆ we drafted a Canadian into the #NYG squad. Theo Johnson from Welland Ontario, he & coach Daboll are from Ontario (Windsor). ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #NYGiants #Giants #nfldraft #NFLDraft2024 @nfl

Welland is close to Buffalo NY & Windsor is close to Detroit MI, just to give ya an indication.

๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿˆ

trebach,
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@zebibyte @nfl A few blocks away from where the draft is being held, there's a tunnel that takes you under the river into Windsor. It's 1000-1500 feet (300-430m) across the river between the two cities

stux, to random
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Paywall? Killwall.
https://killwall.stux.me

trebach,
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@stux A few sites seem to detect it because when I use the same code on my own site, the target site seems to throw an error

stux, to random
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So in total our trip was about 320KM across the country and we only came cross 2 US-style trucks!

They immediately stand out since they are just massive, loud and look like rolling crap

We laughed at them like many people do here :bloblaugh:

One had to have super low self-esteem to drive such a "look at my balls" truck here in the Netherlands

Happy I'm not in the US where this is "normal" :nkoFacepalm2:

trebach,
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@stux One of those huge trucks has a purpose (hauling big/heavy things and towing big heavy things), however so many more people buy them than need them because they're compensating for something.

So many of them get produced in the US because the emissions standards are more lenient for heavier vehicles than lighter ones

trebach, to NFL
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@nfl
Don't be surprised if teams trade up or trade out using day 3 picks. The quality of this year's day 3 picks are supposedly absolutely terrible
#NFL #NFLDraft

trebach, to NFL
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@nfl
๐ŸŽถTerrion my wayward son
There'll be picks when you are done
Get your millions in the bank
And you'll cry no more๐ŸŽถ

j, to detroit
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"This past season, the NFL took away several games from American fans to play in countries that would rather watch soccer. You're welcome."

@nfl

trebach,
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@j @nfl "We've saturated the US market, Canada, Ireland, and Australia have their own entrenched variants of football, Japan and South Korea are obsessed with baseball, New Zealand is obsessed with rugby, so it's time to exploit the rest of the world."

trebach,
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@FlyVapen_Pikk @j @nfl Shad Khan would move the Jags to London if he could

emarktaylor, to NFL
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๐Ÿˆ @nfl

trebach,
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@CStamp @emarktaylor @nfl Or the Detroit Lions for most of the Super Bowl era

emarktaylor, to NFL
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๐Ÿˆ @nfl

Via Field Yates ๐Ÿค– @FieldYates

Following a series of trades, the Vikings now have just 3 picks in the 2025 NFL Draft:

A 1st round pick and two 5th round picks.

trebach,
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@emarktaylor @nfl @FieldYates And no longer have their 2025 3rd and 4th

noksucow, to NFL
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So apparently ATL did not give Cousins a heads up about the QB pick hahaha. That's fantastic. @nfl

trebach,
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@noksucow @nfl Last time that happened, the wronged QB (Kenny Pickett) requested a trade

emmreef, to nfl
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Lol ...Kid Rock could have been part of this but his brain-wormed ass had to get mad at a Bud Light can. Now he's probably watching the from whatever hardware store parking lot he's playing tonight

@nfl

trebach,
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@emmreef @nfl And he's not actually from Detroit anyway. He's from Romeo, Michigan in Macomb County, the county north of Wayne County where Detroit is located

cwgrody, to NFL
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Thatโ€™s the last time Caleb Williams will get cheers in Detroit. @nfl

trebach,
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@cwgrody @nfl There will be cheering but possibly only when he's sacked

trebach,
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@cwgrody @nfl There will be cheering but possibly only when he's sacked

j, to nfl
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Was it a spine replacement? Just curious.

@nfl

http://dlvr.it/T61btg

trebach,
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@j @nfl I wonder if it was a donor spine from Nick Clegg

j, to NFL
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Hey all. Draft Day is finally here.

@nfl

trebach,
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@al_x_mq @j @nfl The ESPN version is being streamed on YouTube, so you can download it in the morning

trebach,
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@al_x_mq @j @nfl And they jacked up the audio for the first 8 minutes so only the brief interview had sound. At least it was the pre-draft countdown and not the actual draft

trebach,
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@al_x_mq @j @nfl
Day 1 from ESPN is recorded here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pWRjnVa2rw

There's no sound from 5:42 until 12:43 except for a pre-recorded interview from 8:00 to 12:00 which sucks because that's where they're describing the big board.

I still have no idea what red vs black text means on the players but upside down means the guy has character issues. The middle is broken down by position, ordered by predicted pick order with a big gap between those who are slated to go in the first vs second round. On the right is best available regardless of position. On the left is all the teams and their name is placed next to the team once they're picked.

You're on your own from the other rounds

juliobiason, to random
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Do I want to upgrade my Silverblue to 40 using an hotel internet?

trebach,
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@juliobiason No. Almost all the ISOs were 2 GB+ so an upgrade is going to be at least half that and hotel WiFi is generally pretty terrible

stux, to random
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Experts on bedroom doors

The expert: the cat

trebach,
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@stux No, more like a whoomp-whoomp-whoomp as it flaps back and forth

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