yonabee

yonabee, 5 months ago to random

i am now “i occasionally forget how many years old i am” years old

yonabee, 5 months ago to random

my partner had a dream about a “combination basketball and food court” and now i can’t get this concept out of my head

yonabee, 5 months ago to random

the decentralized nature of the fediverse means there is always a small but non-zero chance that the people on that server you are interacting with are time travellers

yonabee, 5 months ago to random

hoping that everyone on here gets exactly the amount of gender they wished for this holiday season

yonabee, 5 months ago to photography

the lake was so still and its reflection so perfect it almost seemed that the surface of the water was both below me and far above my head, rising up to meet the sky

#photography #fog #lake #silentSunday

looking across a lake with the lightest of ripples in water that reflects a hazy grey sky of fog and low cloud, with breaks in the closer fog and haze revealing further fog banks behind
the last of the morning fog lifts from the shores of a lake revealing a little bit of blue sky as ducks swim in the middle distance
patches of hazy fog and blue sky reflected in the mirror-still surface of a lake

yonabee, 5 months ago to random

“threads is too big, we must overlook their moderation issues” says the person who runs the only mastodon instance big enough that their moderation issues are routinely overlooked

yonabee, 5 months ago to random

hey, the foxes say if we leave the door to the hen house open they totally won't come in. problem solved, i guess!

yonabee, 5 months ago to random

hard to believe that christmas was once an obscure and little celebrated holiday, until it featured prominently in the background of the movie Die Hard (1988)

yonabee, 6 months ago to random

it’s actually really common in some occupations, like writing or acting, to take on a completely different name publicly than what appears on your birth certificate, so there’s no reason at all that anyone who likes can’t do the same

yonabee, 6 months ago to random

writing in to Canada Post my proposal for a series of holiday stamps depicting famous open-pit mines run by Canadian companies around the world

yonabee, 6 months ago to random

The Ones Who Opened Up a Taco Stand on the Outskirts of Omelas

yonabee, 6 months ago to random

people who say “that’s just human nature” are telling on themselves

yonabee, 6 months ago to random

actually it’s trans people that are magic. hrt is just a communal spell, a conduit for our latent power

yonabee, 6 months ago to random

i almost called Emily Dickinson’s poems her ‘posts’ and then i was like hmmm… maybe that’s not wrong :blob_cat_coffee:​

yonabee, 6 months ago to random

found these wild looking fungi yesterday just growing straight up out of the tree​ like that

my grandmother would have said these were toadstools, because according to her a toadstool was anything big enough for a fairy to shelter in place under, and if it was too small then it was a mushroom and they could pick it and use it for an umbrella 🧚🏼‍♀️​☂️​

#sporespondence #mushtodon #fungiverse

yonabee, 7 months ago to random

due to inflation each hour is now worth only 55 minutes, so don’t forget to adjust your clocks accordingly

yonabee, 7 months ago to random

just going to show up for everything an hour early and tell people that i “don’t observe” the time change

yonabee, 7 months ago to random

10 Habits of Highly Successful NPCs

yonabee, 7 months ago to random

#looptober 14 "sudden rainshower"

inspired by real events ⛈️​