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yonabee

@yonabee@eldritch.cafe

Trans girl coder and professional dabbler. I like art and music and sometimes I try to make these too 💖

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yonabee, to random
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Universal Basic Income, but just for AIs, as they are having trouble buying the products they've manufactured on the websites they created without it

yonabee,
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capitalism is devouring itself in the most stupidest way possible, and we are watching it in real time

yonabee, to random
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when i was a little girl i would pretend that i was frozen in time, lying flat on my back very still without moving and telling myself that actually i could not move, never had moved and never would move

and as time continued to pass the fact that i had not moved yet became more and more proof of this fact, until i fully believed it, and i realized it was now impossible for me to move, and i was stuck like this forever, completely frozen, and in a panic i would force my body to move again, with all my will, and the spell was broken

yonabee, to Bloomscrolling
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nice to see the patch of five spot behind my place has come back and even spread a bit this year, they’re beautiful little plants :blob_cat_camera:​🌸​

yonabee, to godot
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yonabee, to random
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so… which of you is the indoors and which is the outdoors lesbian?

yonabee, to random
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remember to always be kind. some people on here are fighting a war against demons you can’t see (users on mastodon dot social)

yonabee, to random
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it really doesn't matter what eugen thinks or does, mastodon is open source and we can take the ball, the whole field, all of the goalposts and the players, and go wherever we like

tbqh it's us who need to stop treating eugen like some tech CEO who must be deferred to, and .social as 'too big to defederate'

.social would be a pretty terrible social network all on its own, so it's actually us who give them legitimacy, and not the other way around

yonabee, to random
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brb, becoming a goddess

yonabee, to random
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wait, so everybody doesn’t immediately dissociate whenever they have to speak publicly?

yonabee, to godot
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yonabee, to random
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sure the world is messed up and it doesn't really seem like there's a future anymore under our current system, and it also doesn't seem like there's any way for that to change, but have you considered what if a child saw a titty??

yonabee, to random
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you might not be able to lie on the floor in a sunbeam all day, but you can probably lie on the floor in a sunbeam for part of it, so just go right ahead

yonabee, to random
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thinking about that time in high school the cool butch skater girl adopted me for a day and we hung out until her skater boy friends were like “why are you hanging out with that loser” but it was still like the best day ever :heart_eyes_cat_lesb:​

yonabee,
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there definitely weren’t fewer queer kids back in the day, we just didn’t have any idea of who we were

yonabee,
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“hey, it’s us, the nerdy group of friends from band class that are friends with that one gay dude in school”

clouds in the heavens part with light as a massive booming voice is heard

ACTUALLY YOU’RE ALL QUEER

YES, EVEN YOU

:pikachu_surprised:​

yonabee, to random
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:blob_cat_coffee:​ people thought the “fantasy” part of sci-fi/fantasy was the magical wizards and dragons, but really things like “computers will become smart if we make them really complicated” and “someday faster than light space travel will be easy and commonplace” are way more fantastical and less likely to exist than a dragon is

yonabee, to random
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i don’t really need my existence to be acknowledged so much as i need my existence to be possible

yonabee, to random
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corporations are parasites who exploit the things a just and humane society gives away for free in order to externalize all their costs

yonabee, to random
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aspiring to learn how to achieve these levels of kitty bliss :heart_eyes_cat_trans:​

yonabee, to random
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list of genders (not comprehensive)

gender 'em up
gender-like
first person gender
gender simulator
survival gender
text agender
gender builder
hidden gender game
tactical gender
co-op gender
auto genderer
gender defense
gender royale
gendervania

yonabee, to random
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hypercard was the last perfect software created. everything since then has been a mistake

yonabee, to random
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there's people out there that can function just fine in modern society, and they have the audacity to call themselves normal? hahahaha, maybe not!

yonabee, to random
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this week only, if you sign up to fediverse you’ll get a free bag of exploding cartoon hammers to go along with your complimentary new gender. act now!

yonabee, to random
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he’s very scare of the whole world right now but he came out and gave us both headbuts and played for a while and ate some food so i think we’ll be good :nekoa_pumpkin:​🧡

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