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zalasur, to random
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The electricians are here and they are going to replace the base board heaters upstairs. After they are done I'll move my desk back and get my computer up and running again. We might have a stream tonight yet, if I feel up for it.

zalasur,
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And they are done! My desk is back where it was but I still have to plug in my computer. I think that will take half an hour since I also have a bunch of cables that need "managing". I'll do that after work and see if I am up for an afternoon stream. ♥️

bagder, to random
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It has been a long time coming, but I've made it official:

"Daniel no longer answers questions on stackoverflow. Use a dedicated public curl forum for accurate and timely answers about anything . "

(yes, speaking about myself in 3rd person)

https://stackoverflow.com/users/93747/daniel-stenberg

zalasur,
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@Merovius @bagder @LangerJan Well, that part is true. You could definitely use curl for reading the forums. However, a web browser is much more convenient. 😉

zalasur, to random
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Welp, my upstairs computer is unplugged and my desk moved to the corner. I am on my regular laptop now. I has a sad.

zalasur,
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I will have to dust before I put everything back. 😅

DeliaChristina, to random
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6 am is really the most productive hour of the day.

zalasur,
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NanoRaptor, to random
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That's a win for team bears.

zalasur,
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@NanoRaptor No one is going to question where that cheese came from.

Juju, to random
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With everything going on I feel like I should be boycotting Eurovision?
Unfortunately, I feel very conflicted.

zalasur,
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@Juju Wait... what's going on with Eurovision?

zalasur,
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@Juju boooooo 😤

zalasur, to random
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My observations of a certain segment of IT:

Infosec Professional, 2023: I am an expert with years of experience who understands best security practices and the most urgent vulnerabilities plaguing the Internet in the modern day and age

Infosec Professional, 2024: This is my farm. I grow potato. I do not live within a five mile radius of a power line or any other functioning electronics.

zalasur,
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@ai6yr A little of column A, a little of column B 😉

HCBunny, to random
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Posting to the wind

zalasur,
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@HCBunny Remember to post downwind, not upwind, or else you'll get post blown back into your face.

RickiTarr, to random
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What cracks me up is when you go to a restaurant, and they ask if you've been there before, and then they say, "Well, we do things a little different here", and then it's exactly like every other restaurant, but more expensive.

zalasur,
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@RickiTarr "Our chefs do this amazing thing where they make the portions smaller!"

"Does this save us money?"

"Oh, no. No, no. Not even close."

batkaren, to random
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Great day for an old-timey comeback of mercury poisoning and brain worms!

zalasur,
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@batkaren I read that and you'd think I'd be shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

Ok not all that shocked.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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My daughter just quit her job that reduced her hours down to 8 a week.

Good for her.

I'm sure she'll find something else soon, or start selling her paintings. Either way, I'm glad she's done with that place.

If I was a bitter father, I'd wait two months, create an alias, and start a complaint campaign to corporate about their managers lack of any real managerial skills.

But, that's not me. (this time) I'd rather focus on the future and helping her move forward.

zalasur,
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@HouseOfSten @Mrfunkedude They say that making good decisions is the result of wisdom. They also say that wisdom is the result of making bad decisions.

mudboot, to random
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I had a dream that someone took me to an octopus restaurant but didnt tell me until we walked into the dining area. And they said, "this is an octopus restaurant" and even in my shocked state, I immediately located the kitchen doors, ran in, found the octopus tank, stuck both my arms in, they latched on, rescued every octopus i could manage, and ran.
And i'd do it again too

zalasur,
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@mudboot Somewhere out there in the indescribable aether there are a bunch of dream octopodes who owe you their lives.

RobSF, to random
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One thing they don’t tell you is that when you’re in your mid-60s reading a novel about characters in their late 40s, you still imagine them as older than you.

zalasur,
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@RobSF I once described this guy I saw as "an older gentleman". I was asked how old, and I replied, "he seemed to be in his late forties or early fifties."

It slowly dawned on me. That's me. I just described me.

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zalasur,
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@infobeautiful "That's amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!" - Mel Brooks as President Scroob

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