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The wasabi goes over there.

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You can do what you want with your own money, but it costs nothing to keep your bigoted opinions to yourself. Also, the quotes around "hateful" trigger me a bit. It wasn't "hateful", it was straight-up hateful.

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I'm not messing with that soft paywall. Are they saying that parents who let their frozen embryos go bad in the freezer are guilty of murder or manslaughter?

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I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese

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I, for one, am keenly interested in Kid Rock's opinion on the role of central banking in a post-pandemic economy. /s

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I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they're little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I'm just standing there going, "Damn!".

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A lot of TNG episodes would have been shorter if she had Troi's job.

Picard: "These fishy-looking ambassadors arrived in hibernation."
Lwaxana: "They're not ambassadors, they're terrorists. They have a bomb."
Picard: "Thanks, L"

Security arrests fishy dudes
Roll credits

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"Before, I used to buy eggs for 70 rubles ($0.78) a dozen. Now they cost between 130 and 140 rubles ($1.45 to $1.56)—twice as much," Ilia Zaroubine, a 21-year-old student, said.

I realize that it's probably a greater percentage of total wages, but by US standards, that's still dirt cheap.

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"Feed a cold, starve a fever." Rest, hydrate, and eat if you can.

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I'm not a huge McDonalds fan, but I used to get lunch there occasionally because it was fast, convenient, and inexpensive. Now it's none of those things. I think the self-serve kiosks somehow made things worse.

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If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it's good enough for my Hyundai.

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That's called outlawry, and it was actually one of the harshest punishments you could receive in Roman times and the middle ages. Outlawry isn't nearly as cool as Clint Eastwood made it out to be.

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Fucking brilliant! And all of the upvotes assure me that I'm hanging out with the right bunch of nerds on the internet!

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Imagine if in 2000 the Supreme Court hadn't stopped the Florida vote count and we got a president who read security briefings about attacks on American soil and cared about climate change.

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Mitch McConnell tests the limits of my liberal tendency towards compassion.

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So I see that the racists in the Tennessee House have entered the "hold my beer" stage.

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Lol! "Bigoted and discriminatory"! As if they were born a cop, had no choice to be anything other that a cop, and could never be without a uniform or a weapon. Fuck 'em.

My partner was a charge nurse on a psych ward for 16 years. Many of her interactions with police were as follows:

POLICE: buzzes the desk
My Parnter: Yes?
P: This is officer so-and-so with the so-and-so police department. We have a warrant for the arrest of a patient on your ward. Let us in.
MP: Okay, but this is a secure ward and firearms are not allowed. Surrender your weapons at the security office and I'll grant you access to make your arrest when you return.
P: I'M NOT SURRENDERING MY WEAPON!
MP: Well, then can't enter this ward.
end of conversation

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They've been working on a COVID vaccine since the SARS epidemic, but that fact won't stop the stupid.

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Stand right, walk left is the pinnacle of civil society when it comes to escalators.

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NGL Impossible Whoppers are delicious and I didn't exhibit any catgirl symptoms for at least two years.

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Life isn't like the movies. Sometimes the genies you meet are just dicks.

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Taco Tuesday came early at the GPSG household! If the photo uploaded properly, there's taco filling with Quorn grounds, fiesta beans ( https://www.food.com/recipe/easy-fiesta-beans-227630 ) , instant pot spanish rice ( https://amindfullmom.com/instant-pot-spanish-rice/ ) and all the fixins, including quick-pickled red onions, avocado, tomatoes, cheese, and lettuce.

https://imgur.com/Rw9GZMr

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Dehumanization is a page straight out of the authoritarian handbook.

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