Stern

@Stern@lemmy.world

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Stern,

🎶 GIMME THE NEWS, I GOT A BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU 🎶

Stern,

Before the Internet if Minnie Mouse made you feel some kind of way you might have your idle fantasies, or even mention it to someone and they’d be all, “dude wtf” and you’d be all, “lol nice joke right hahaha whod ever want to bone Minnie Mouse”.

After the Internet? Well if alt.binaries.sexyminniemouse, and minniemouse.xxx weren’t enough you could search out dozens of other sites and groups for it.

Stern,

I had thought Valve might have been pre-emptive owing to the refund requests tbh.

Google Cloud accidentally deletes UniSuper’s online account due to ‘unprecedented misconfiguration’ (www.theguardian.com)

More than half a million UniSuper fund members went a week with no access to their superannuation accounts after a “one-of-a-kind” Google Cloud “misconfiguration” led to the financial services provider’s private cloud account being deleted, Google and UniSuper have revealed.

Stern,

You just know the IT guy who restored it was like, “Y’ALL REAL QUIET WITH THAT ‘WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO HERE’ SHIT.”

Stern,

Having at least three 12’s this week wasn’t on my agenda but it is what it is. Plus side is I can shitpost at work all I want, so I got that going for me.

Stern,

As if to underscore management’s disregard for their tenants, Julieann Phipps, BLVD residential/Byong Yu representative at the town hall, left during the testimonies.

Oh, they want to sued. Okay.

Stern,

Can you prove that God doesn’t exist?

Let me ask you an equally absurd question: Can you prove an invisible, intangible, pink elephant doesn’t exist? If not then it must right? Does that sound like reasonable logic to you?

Stern,

While I am sure it is a thing that happens, I hope you’ll excuse me if I don’t hold my breath waiting for Mr. 10 Strikes to get his turn.

Stern,

Elon is the most successful findom in the world.

Stern,

Gotta figure something like that would be covered under a lemon law, though sounds like dude is letting them go through the motions.

Stern,

i think we’re all ignoring the real question

why are they naked

Stern,

If aliens had come here prior to the Biden administration I am 100% confident we would know because Trump would’ve said so himself or (slightly less likely) leaked to Russia who in turn would confirm.

Stern,

Same reason I’m against Claustrophobia. Let Santa live his life damn.

Stern,

Arkane- I mean, yeah Redfall was a clunker but Dishonored, Deathloop, and Prey all did pretty well I thought… though I suppose the two Wolfenstein games they did were kinda trash so there is a bit of falloff between the “glory days” and now.

Tango- Hi-Fi Rush was a bop, and Ghostwire did well enough I thought. Not seeing a good reason here.

Alpha Dog - Mighty Doom? Okay thats a fair closure.

prioritizing high-impact titles and further investing in Bethesda’s portfolio of blockbuster games

Chasing blockbusters is gonna fuck them up but I suppose more room in the lower weight classes isn’t bad for gamers since it lets indies and others who aren’t the big boys shine, and lord knows thats been wild over the past year’ish.

Stern,

25% confusion. Idaho is mid and west, but not midwest. Y’all Pacific Northwest.

Stern,

Higher percent then that considering how OBGYN’s are running from the state like its on fire due to post Roe stuff they’ve been doing.

Stern,

oh no, i know the story im just not understanding the thought process in this one. like yall wanted out of the system how you gonna try and use any bit of it that dont make sense.

of course if they had sense they wouldnt be sovcits

Stern,

He has a secret service detail so we’re already footing the bill. Don’t think a lot would change except he’d be de facto solitary confinement.

Stern,

amateur porn star is still a porn star.

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