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just a sad trans girl looking for laugh-out-louds

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My doctor and I review this when I go in to check my T and E levels every few months

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Thank you. What’s with this edit? No animation, no author credit, awkward phrasing, poor fitting of the text to the speech bubbles…

Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time?

I’m sick of random capitalisations mid sentence. I’m sick of common words being replaced by less common ones or even downright nonsense. I’m sick of it taking three attempts to successfully get the word I want. I swear it’s been like this for five years or more. Can we have a better version yet, or at least the old one...

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Gboard swiping is okay, but I agree, there are still some annoyances. Random mid-sentence capitalization is a big one for me.

And no matter how hard I try, no matter what the settings are, no matter how slowly and deliberately I motion, it will absolutely never output the word “fuck” when swiping. It will say “fucking”, it will even say “fuckin”, but it will never say “fuck”.

Gucci. Duck. Tick. Duck. Rick. Dick. Gigi. FICO. Guck.

This was barely funny back in 2009, now it’s just embarrassing. WTF even is “guck”.

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“How can this invention help us sell more sugar water?”

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Wow, that is a coincidence. But nah I’ve never heard that song before lol

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Asset Limited, Income Constrained, Employed

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At least you appear to have made up your mind on the ketchup vs catsup issue

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What’s the y axis?

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I still don’t understand.

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Creativity is hot. That makes more sense, thanks.

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Volume adjusters

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That’s every fucking day

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Is that… a can opener? Below the violet “Temrousy” area?

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bonus points for bolding “tired” and “depressed” and the quote expressing vaguely bleak indifference

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As long as you don’t cook with apples like they’re tomatoes.

Applesauce pizza.

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Monkey’s paw, you wanted to water your garden and now you’re trapped in a perpetual downpour.

Lawmaker Slammed for Claiming College Basketball Players Were Actually 'Illegal Invaders' (www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com)

Michigan MAGA Republican state Rep. Matt Maddock is under fire after claiming three buses were “loaded up with illegal invaders.” The buses, according to multiple reports, were actually loaded with the Gonzaga University basketball team arriving for March Madness....

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This implies the existence of “legal invaders”

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Oh yeah then explain why sometimes I don’t enjoy my favorite foods or interests

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i’m assuming “white male” or “white man”

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surreal meme

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Clarinet. And then I’d learn how to write poetry. Poetry and clarinet.

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now i remember why i still haven’t bothered to try

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Masking outdoors with no one around. I heard on a podcast that it was still good practice so you’d remember not to touch your face, but it was mostly just hot and miserable.

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The lengths people will go to avoid the dreaded smartphone pinky

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