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Teon

@Teon@kbin.social
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No one is allowed to wear "work clothes" anymore, like a suit & tie or any professional type of clothing like that. Instead you will be required to wear clothing covered with printed ads in ALL professions. The police, doctors, bus driver, newscaster, everyone everywhere while at work.

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Give it 5 minutes.

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What happens when you squeeze an orange?
It shits it's diaper!

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So many men think they look sexy with a beard.
Reality: You look like a serial killer from the backwoods.
Trim and wash it properly or shave it off.
Facial hair is such a turn off.

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GROSS! And can you fix my nvidia drivers???

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Vaginas are not allowed in my house. I'll take "clean shaven dudes with a dick" for $1000 Alex.

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Pet you? or your beard? Just to clarify.

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I loved how easy it was to smack your shins on this set. Oh the happy times!

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Use one of those butt plugs that the chess guy used to cheat. It has an app. BUZZ BUZZ wake up you traitor!

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So putin is 'inventing' "The Onion"? What a Сука Блять.

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I "walk away" online as well.
"Sign in to get price".
Guess what, it's never a mind blowing low price. It's like $5.00 less than normal. Hidden prices are never a deal.

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Oh yah, sure, ya betcha! That sure feels marvy.

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I hope he does more layoffs. He's an incompetent idiot. Destroying his businesses is a welcome task he should continue.

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Products you pay for should not have the ability to exploit you.
If micro$oft wants to provide free computer software to all it's exploited users, that's a different conversation.
Until then you have better options available.

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$0.00 because I have been using Kubuntu for 14 years.

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It's SUPER hard to use. I had to download an .iso from my distro's website, make a bootable USB drive, plug that into my computer and boot into it, answer a few questions and wait a few minutes, A FEW MINUTES... can you believe that??
And then It had the audacity to give me a super easy, working, private OS! Like what the fuck!
How bloody dare you make my life difficult. I was expecting to be TRACKED and EXPLOITED and BOMBARDED with ads all day.
Instead I get all this calm and happiness??
FFS!

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4/22 will be a very bad day for the trumpster. They will reject that bond and he is screwed. Plus the criminal trial starts fully that he must attend.

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Many of us pay attention to world events. And I was cheering on the Lettuce!

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or what the hell is stopping them from doing it the correct way

Donald Musk, err... Elon Trump, ummm... Elon Musk, because he bullies his staff and listens to no one expecting things done NOW!!!

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It was. We are going again next year!!

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Elon is just an idiot with lots of money. End of.

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It's really annoying. And the funny part is, it flip flops each time I visit. Comments on the right, comments below, right, below.
Google is famous for mucking things up.
Maybe someone should get User input for once.

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I use the longer steel ones that are used for deep frying foods. They are about 12-14" long.

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I have an OXO Good Grips one that has been great for 25 years.

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