VanillaGorilla

@VanillaGorilla@kbin.social
VanillaGorilla,

What if Elon is coming with you and is declared supreme leader of Mars?

VanillaGorilla, (edited )

Ich ernähre mich ausschließlich von Milchschniten und Fruchtzwergen. Die Werbung der neunziger hat mir klar gezeigt wie ausgewogen das ist.

VanillaGorilla,

Remember that us idiots that took the vaccination would die in about half a year? I can't remember my funeral, but I really hope it was beautiful.

Or maybe we didn't die and their bullshit was all made up and by now they could have had a chance to understand that. But that's speculative.

VanillaGorilla,

And suffer the potential consequences like a mild headache and a sore arm for some days? Never!

VanillaGorilla,

Wait, I thought she died fighting the moon Nazis? Was that a movie?

VanillaGorilla,

And still his fanboys think this is a great idea. It's so idiotic, if it were a movie I probably would turn it off because it was too unrealistic.

VanillaGorilla,

Ok, now I'm turned on.

VanillaGorilla,

They don't make shampoo the way they used to :-(

Reddit launches moderator rewards program amid sitewide discontent (techcrunch.com)

The Mod Helper Program is a tiered system that awards helpful moderators with trophies and flairs. Reddit users accrue karma by receiving upvotes and awards, and lose karma if they receive downvotes. The program rewards moderators who receive upvotes on comments in r/ModSupport....

VanillaGorilla,

But... but... cool flair!?

VanillaGorilla,

I thought we were sure about spez being an idiot?

Top be honest, I'd be even more pissed receiving a nft flair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

VanillaGorilla,

Was going to comment... for the dude that looks like a crazy cat lady in her 90s that had way too much to drink last night and woke up in a ditch he's got some weird opinion on this.

VanillaGorilla,

I would be so happy to finally drop that piece of garbage. Currently I run a second profile without anything to grab just to run WhatsApp on my phone.

VanillaGorilla,

Let them roll and cry in their puddle of being repressed by the system a little more, it's all they have.

VanillaGorilla,

This reminds me of my all time favourite lost redditor that asked for a Adobe Acrobat alternative on r/freeuse (which is not about free software but very nsfw). They were extremely helpful though.

VanillaGorilla,

r/trees was absolutely sure what they were about. As was r/marijuanaenthusiasts.

VanillaGorilla,

That's really a horrible tragedy. That jet could have been sold to supply the Ukrainian troops!

I don't mind that monster being cut out of the game though.

VanillaGorilla,

This guy was the main reason for death and destruction in Ukraine. No.

VanillaGorilla,

Yeah, I bet everyone there loves him and his guys shooting up the place.

VanillaGorilla,

If 9 decent people share a nice meal with Hitler, 10 assholes share the table. I've run out of compassion for associates of murderers.

VanillaGorilla,

Delivering a pizza is a bit different from working for the mob in my book, but if it makes you happy feel however you feel about it. I'll celebrate.

VanillaGorilla,

With the latest changes, everyone should stay away from Windows. Linux is mature enough for most workloads.

VanillaGorilla,

Lol, exactly. It's really tragic, but I'll get over it eventually. Now Vlad please.

VanillaGorilla,

Maybe a rocket helped opening a window, you know ... to let fresh air in.

VanillaGorilla,

Tossed the entire aircraft through a window. Just to make it look like an accident.

VanillaGorilla,

I think about five. Back when I had rabbits I'd say seven, they were viscous box killers.

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