VanillaGorilla

@VanillaGorilla@kbin.social
VanillaGorilla,

"Believe it or not, this thing has 20 different ways to die. Now roll it."

VanillaGorilla,

But if you want to get rid of your license he's a relatively safe bet.

VanillaGorilla,

Your company and mine seem to be very different. We have agile coaches, but they mostly organise cooperation and shoulder check our stakeholders if they try to scope creep some bullshit in.

VanillaGorilla,

Yeah, that sucks. Let's hope for better times my friend

VanillaGorilla,

The temporary construct is the most durable of them all 😔

VanillaGorilla,

Germany has one as well. No clue why he's not using that

VanillaGorilla,

This will only result in humans developing a split lower jaw, like some kind of monster from resident evil or some form of alien life. Oh god, the humanity!

VanillaGorilla,

So it's a popular opinion and OP is therefore a lost lemming?

VanillaGorilla,

I wanted to say that the CDU/CSU has the charisma of a rotten potato and that I doubt they'll rake in many votes, but then I remembered who our current chancellor is.

VanillaGorilla,

FDP is doing FDP things as usual. Trying to funnel more money into their audiences pockets. Greens matured a lot in the last decades. I'm not sure if enough, but they changed a lot. The SPD ... as bad as it sounds, but the last really charismatic leader was Gas Gerhard. And he was/is a cunt. I don't want to talk about Bruno the Union. With Mutti they lost a whole lot more than just a leader.

VanillaGorilla,

True. Sometimes you were able to see it trying to get past her, but she was quick to smack it with a rolled up paper.

VanillaGorilla,

What about bubonic plague? I thought I've spotted some swellings

VanillaGorilla,

I've been running my mobile unit (in Germany) yesterday just to dry the air. It didn't cool, the living room was even a bit warmer than the rest of the apartment, but it was so much better.

VanillaGorilla,

Are you the kind of person to answer Amazon product questions with "I don't know, I bought it for my neighbour"?

VanillaGorilla,

The most amazing and surprising achievement they have made is to convince customers they are to be trusted. HP has been shit for decades now.

VanillaGorilla,

I wonder if she could be any dumber without being unable to find her way through doors.

VanillaGorilla,

At which part of him would you have the mug shot at? Mug with a handle? Which material? I didn't know this was a thing, but I'm really excited now!

VanillaGorilla,

Fine by me. Silicone is acceptable, stamped steel would be ok as well. Hard but light and it would make a nice bonk sound.

VanillaGorilla,

I'm cycling through multiple open source projects, the last one was signal. I tried to donate to Mozilla once, but they have the worst UX on their form and I'm not giving them my money AND my data.

VanillaGorilla,

That's what I meant. No matter what that dude thinks about WFH, I didn't spend all that money to wreck my back on the couch.

VanillaGorilla,

Ah, missed that. Sorry ❤️‍🩹

VanillaGorilla,

We're engraving our boards with hammer and chisel, like god intended us to do.

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