metaStatic

@metaStatic@kbin.social
metaStatic,

“[Biometric confirmation is] a lot harder to compromise,”

And a lot easier to obtain by force

metaStatic,

the M1 is still overkill for 99% of ends user tasks.

metaStatic,

A guys worst date would be a chick laughing at him

A girls worst date would be getting fucking murdered

metaStatic,

sometimes I remember I'm self hosting things

metaStatic,

pfft, those union dues could have bought them an Xbox. Suckers.

metaStatic,

dispose of it properly

Ship it to the Philippines and the container mysteriously vanishes mid transit?

metaStatic,

if you assume any problem is Regan's fault you'll be right more times than your wrong

metaStatic,

the reality is there will always be class traitors willing to protect this kind of scum for the scraps that fall from his table.

and wouldn't you know it those bottom feeding cunts are unionized. go figure.

metaStatic,

be me

write a greentext without Pepe

literally no one gives a shit

someone steals it but posts with Pepe

billion updoots

fuck my life

metaStatic,

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is "Ethinically Ambigaus"

metaStatic,

if you didn't say NZ I literally would never have guessed. That's an actual shock.

metaStatic,

no one wanted to be held accountable for the triage so we let everyone bleed out, safe in the knowledge there was nothing we could have done.

metaStatic,

I'd like to take this opportunity to decline writing for Drew in solidarity

metaStatic,

Authenticator to the left of me, SMS to the right, here I am Man In The Middle Attack.

metaStatic,

Fact checking: I checked and there weren't any.

metaStatic,

Islamaphobia doesn't exist. A phobia is an irrational fear. It is perfectly rational to be afraid of people who's faith instructs them to kill the non-believers.

metaStatic,

alternate title: Analysis shows we've been underestimating the size of the ocean by 30x

metaStatic,

wait, that's how you impresses girls? oh shit I've been doing it all wrong.

metaStatic,

The US navy detected the implosion of Twitter 3 days ago

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