papalonian

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papalonian,

I had so many issues with my (less than legitimate) windows install kept nuking itself and the drive it was on, I bought a cheap small SSD that has literally nothing but windows on it so whenever it goes fucky I just wipe and reinstall. It's a total time of like an hour going from "shits fucked" to "everything is pretty much how it was before".

papalonian,

Making a lot of negative assumptions towards the business owner there

papalonian,

What's with all the garbage fake communist quotes from NASCAR drivers in the meme page lately?

papalonian,

Yeah, I was bitching in another thread of another one of these and realized after I made my parent comment here that it was the same guy.

papalonian,

And so you're here to save us by posting politics based picture-of-text posts in a meme community, where we come to laugh at stuff.

papalonian,

Umm.. no they don't? You need a password to unlock it after restarting it but you absolutely can turn the phone off without a password. I'm on my 3rd Samsung device and have never entered a password to shut any of them off.

papalonian,

Oh man. My old Walgreens had these and I begged the manager at my new store not to let them put them in. They still haven't made their way over yet, maybe the company realized how absolutely idiotic they are.

The only reason they wanted them is because when someone wasn't standing directly in front of them they would play full screen ads for whatever was (supposed to be) inside.

papalonian,

Man that's really disappointing to see. I literally background watch mythbusters every night as I'm going to bed and I've loved the show since I was a kid. Hope the remainder of the crew continues to maintain their integrity.

papalonian,

Joseph Smith has all kinds wacky zany stories that provide excellent proof that his claims are all totally 100% legit

I like the one where he "translated" some "ancient texts" but his wife didn't believe him so she threw away the "translations" and told him to do it again, if he was the real deal he'd translate it exactly the same way no problem. But God was upset at this trial so he changed the translation, making poor Joseph Smith redo it with the new and thus slightly different translation.

This of course proves that there was no way at all Joey could've made everything up

papalonian,

Is there a meme here, or do you just want everyone to know that you're a teenager that has sex

papalonian,

Are people really trying to make blacklist and whitelist a race thing? Good Lord.

Are we going to start referring to cables as having female-identifying ends and male-identifying ends? Are USB-C cables non-binary?

papalonian,

Gmail is so nice because after it's done scouring through my potentially private emails it lets me know if I said "is attached" but didn't attach any files

papalonian,

Uh... no? In no way does "not recommended" mean that they absolutely cannot go on their own. It's not recommended for pregnant women to drink, that doesn't make it illegal or impossible for them to do so

papalonian,

"I have never been hit by a car because I understand the simple concept that if I stand in front of a moving car I will be hit with it"

"I have never been in debt because I understand the simple concept that if I spend more money than I have I will be in debt"

"I have never experienced a situation because I have never had to experience the situation"

You went to be an asshole on Reddit, got called out, then came here to cry about it and get people to agree with you. Unfortunately people think you're an asshole here too.

It's funny how people like yourself are so concerned with the health of the public when they see a fat person but usually say nothing to smokers, overly skinny people, people of normal weight with horrible diets, etc. Just mind your own fuckin business lol.

papalonian,

You called people "a reddit hivemind" because they called you a troll for "disagreeing with them"

Then proceeds to unironically call US politicians Nazis and cry that they can't make death threats from their mom's basement

Peak /r/teenagers material here

papalonian,

Literally every cop has told me to drive safe*

* after pulling me over and shooting me 7 times in the back

papalonian,

I think a step in the right direction would be fixing her posture

papalonian,

these new tires do deform with the ground

They aren't saying they don't. The foam and gel tires they mentioned also deform with the ground. Like you said, the rings only compress a bit at the site of the impact. Person you're replying to is pointing out that pneumatic tires disperse this impact across the whole tire

papalonian,

gets called out for making untrue assumptions about the US based on clickbait headlines

retorts with more info scraped from clickbait headlines

Yanks sure are shtyoopid innit bruv

papalonian,

He's probably losing sleep over it

papalonian,

No this mod didn't like the shidding and farding

papalonian,

I was going to say you're not a bad person, but then you swore on the Internet.

It doesn't matter that you tried to censor it. Bad words are a strict no no here and don't you forget it. The Internet is no home to your obscenities.

George W. Bush says real “pro-life” Republicans wouldn’t defund his HIV program (www.lgbtqnation.com)

George W. Bush, the infamously anti-gay and neoconservative former U.S. president who invaded Iraq on a lie, has criticized congressional Republicans for threatening to defund the U.S. President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief (PEPFAR), a largely successful African HIV-prevention program that he launched back in 2003....

papalonian,

Yes, that's exactly what I think and precisely the message my comment portrays. In fact I believe you personally are the sole cause of the lack of public programs. Shame on you.

papalonian,

The shoplifting isn't the issue they have here, it's the "leaving children in the car in Florida in September" that raises issue. Nobody needs education to know not to do this, they know it's bad but convince themselves it's "not that bad" then as soon as they get back in the car blast the AC because they can't stand to be in it for 2 seconds

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