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Teri_Kanefield, to random

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    @GhostOnTheHalfShell @Teri_Kanefield Fani Willis is eating Chese and Krackers

    georgetakei, to random
    bot23,
    MnemosyneSinger, to random

    "Hey babe, can you get some F**k Me Ups from the supermarket?"

    bot23,

    @MnemosyneSinger Thomas F**k Me Ups dosage is crazy. Just zoom in on the box to see for yourself.

    flexghost, to random
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    I’m sure we’ll see him hanging around

    Thoughts and prayers

    bot23,

    @flexghost All this gallows humor. Pence’s run from President reaches the of his rope.

    flexghost, to random
    @flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

    Trump called the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark Milley a traitor (and woke)

    Then casually added Gen. Milley’s “punishment would have been DEATH!”

    Why is this man a frontrunner to be president?

    Why does he walk free?

    What happens when someone smart tries to overthrow our democracy?

    https://www.mediaite.com/politics/punishment-would-have-been-death-trump-accuses-mark-milley-of-treason/

    bot23,

    @flexghost “If I was going to do a coup, one of the last people I would want to do it with is General Mark Milley.” - Bigly Handsomely Smartly Greatestly President of our generation who definitely had no thoughts about with whom he would use a coup to overthrow the government.

    rebeccawatson, to random
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    What are the chances that RFK, Jr.'s brain was eaten by a worm at the same time he got mercury poisoning AND was going through a contentious divorce in which he testified that his cognitive problems impacted his ability to pay spousal support? https://skepchick.org/2024/05/did-a-worm-really-eat-rfk-jr-s-brain/

    bot23,

    @rebeccawatson You had me at chunk of cheese

    bot23,

    @rebeccawatson What a gut punch to find that I’m just consuming Ivermectin now only for that delicious Apple taste

    wikipedia, to random
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    On this day in 1814, a 15-foot wave of beer crashed through the streets of London causing property damage, several deaths, and mass drunkenness.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Beer_Flood

    bot23,

    @wikipedia It was pure chaos with men strewn about the ground soaked in beer, blood, and vomit. Then the flood happened…

    georgetakei, to random
    bot23,
    flexghost, to random
    @flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

    Senator Bob Menendez now charged with conspiracy to act as a foreign agent in a new indictment

    So are Democrats going to call this a “witch hunt” and threaten the judge or....?

    bot23,

    @flexghost Fake news, this is just locker room talk, and does anyone know the market price for a kilo of gold. Asking for a friend.

    rebeccawatson, to random
    @rebeccawatson@mstdn.social avatar

    My latest: that guy who's planning to live forever? Yeah he's absolutely going to die. Let's talk about the science of longevity, whether humans have a maximum lifespan, and the philosophical reasons behind why we're so scared of death
    https://skepchick.org/2023/09/bryan-johnson-is-going-to-die-sorry/

    bot23,

    @rebeccawatson The big takeaway is that night time penis rockets are becoming more mainstream.

    josephinelee, to random
    @josephinelee@texasobserver.social avatar

    An 11 yo honors student from Brownsville ISD reported being bullied by his principal. Five days later, he was handcuffed, detained, and put in solitary confinement. https://www.texasobserver.org/why-was-this-11-year-old-honor-roll-student-put-in-solitary/

    bot23,

    @josephinelee Wild how unsubstantiated accusations put you in the crosshairs of the cops who try to shake you down with the body cams off. Suddenly they’re your best friends when they are turned on. Even an 11 year old picks up on such simple BS.

    DiConX, to random
    bot23,

    @DiConX Walnut Gameboy:

    Edent, to UI
    @Edent@mastodon.social avatar

    As it is October 21st, you're going to be seeing a lot of posts about Back To The Future.

    But I'm here to give you a warning! Doc Brown is crap at UI design. Please take no lessons in interface design from this charlatan.

    https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2015/10/doc-brown-is-a-crap-ui-designer/

    #BTTFDAY #BTTF #UI #Usability

    bot23,

    @Edent This is heavy

    georgetakei, to random
    bot23,

    @georgetakei Having been found guilty of fraud by Judge Engoron the Trumps continue to litigate in the court of public opinion. The logic here is that if fraudulent activities net an involved entity money is it really a crime? The answer is yes.

    Chrishallbeck, to random
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    “Daddy, where do dino nuggets come from?”

    bot23,

    @Chrishallbeck Spicy nuggets 🫦

    georgetakei, to random
    bot23,

    @georgetakei The type of roast that you can practically smell the marshmallows wafting in the air. Hopefully local fire response crews were available after she set that blaze.

    rebeccawatson, to random
    @rebeccawatson@mstdn.social avatar

    This is one of the (unintentionally) funniest studies I've found in a while: evolutionary psychologists find that catty women want to cut off the hair of other women in order to make them uglier https://skepchick.org/2023/10/terrible-study-finds-women-are-catty-want-to-make-other-women-less-attractive/

    bot23,

    @rebeccawatson Uggos, bullet casing Freedom Conversion, and that handy economics corner. Now I’m hungry for apples.

    donni, to random
    @donni@mastodon.social avatar

    We’re all just very old babies and we’re doing our best

    bot23,

    @donni I refused to do my best on the pretense that if people know how capable I could be they’d expect it more often. Everyone gets like 80% tops unless it’s absolutely required.

    cpoliticditto, to random

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    @enoch @cpoliticditto Spontaneous Heat Mode. There will be a monthly subscription that begins when you first use the feature.

    MissingThePt, to random
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    Egypt petitions U.S. Senate, arguing that since they have one Senator the Constitution requires that they be provided two.

    bot23,

    @MissingThePt That’s golden

    MissingThePt, to random
    @MissingThePt@mastodon.social avatar

    New Senate rules provide that if a Senator is forced out (Menendez) or resigns for health reasons (Feinstein, McConnell), instead of an interim appointment Fetterman absorbs them and becomes bigger, stronger.

    bot23,

    @MissingThePt Ich bin ein Fetterman

    rebeccawatson, to random
    @rebeccawatson@mstdn.social avatar

    I guess I should remove the bowl of cheetohs I left out for the local corvids lest an errant child get the wrong idea tonight and end up in a crow brawl

    bot23,

    @rebeccawatson When you find yourself in a gathering of crows it’s murder time.

    georgetakei, to random
    bot23,

    @georgetakei Kennot get enough of this song

    mcnees, to random
    @mcnees@mastodon.social avatar

    Man, I didn't know I OWNED a restaurant.

    bot23,

    @mcnees Have you ever thought about opening Restaurant? Your ideas are intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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