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vij

@vij@sfba.social

Tech entrepreneur, SF Bay Area

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Joe to :

vij, to running
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Barefoot shoes are the funniest level of price gouging. “You’re used to paying $150, so here’s a sock”

vij, to nba
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MS Paint memes before / after AI

Steph Curry drafted (by El Greco)

vij, to ChatGPT
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ScarJo: “Altman… wanted to hire me to voice… … I declined… the newest [flirty voice]… sound[s] like me… reluctantly agreed to take down the… voice” https://x.com/bobbyallyn/status/1792679435701014908

vij, to tesla
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board chair is so absentee, she doesn’t even live in this hemisphere, but in Australia. She’s made way more $ off Elmo’s stock fraud for what’s usually an honorary side gig, than from her accounting and CFO day jobs.

vij, to random
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MTG to Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX): “fake eyelashes”

AOC: “Oh girl, oh baby girl, don’t even play”

Crockett to MTG: “bleach blonde bad-built butch body” https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-aoc-crockett-b2546986.html

vij, to Israel
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Re: bombing aid trucks and allegedly torturing prisoners, Biden now has us doing vicarious war crimes like the Brits during Abu Ghraib. https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/10/middleeast/israel-sde-teiman-detention-whistleblowers-intl-cmd/index.html

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from S. SF Bay now. Lots of light pollution, left is night mode 10 sec, right is color-enhanced

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from S. SF Bay, night mode 10 sec vs. color-enhanced

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from S. SF Bay, 30 sec color-enhanced

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from S. SF Bay, 30 sec color-enhanced

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from S. SF Bay, 30 sec color-enhanced

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@skykiss Airplane

vij, to random
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You mess with native son Pence, you get the horns 🤘🏽

‘T•••• is barely cracking 20% in some precincts in the northern Indy suburbs’ https://x.com/umichvoter/status/1788032150182203533

vij, to tesla
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Elmo managed to rip off Indians, which is like undercutting Chinese. Respect :D https://restofworld.org/2024/tesla-india-refund/

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‘in 2016… Gondal… paid $1,000 (then [₹66K]) to pre-book the Model 3 [which still hasn’t come to India]…

had to chase Tesla’s India executive… for six months [for a]… refund’ https://restofworld.org/2024/tesla-india-refund/

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‘cannot think of a funnier way to punish the most left-wing Columbia grads… than by blacklisting their most right-wing classmates from the jobs they most want’ https://x.com/davidklion/status/1787607157623398610

vij, to tesla
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All the comments are people dunking on this dummy Elmo simp mod who stickied their own comment and turned off replies. “ shares are worthless” is aspirational for Dark Elmo :D https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/1cjbpx7/tesla_board_of_directors_chair_robyn_denholm_has/

vij, to random
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T••••‘s sleeping through his criminal trial because he can’t rail Adderall in public, and gets limited bathroom breaks. And, of course, “Sleepy” and “Crooked” were confessions

vij, to tesla
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‘There are already discussions about rehiring some of those’ laid off from charger team ‘to operate the… network’ :D

Elmo bringing his competence to Tesla https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-30/tesla-axes-supercharger-team-in-blow-to-other-automakers

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‘Rivian, Ford and others have lost their main points of contact in Tesla’s charging unit shortly before the kickoff of the busy summer driving season’

Like Musk firing all of ad sales

vij, to llm
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Altman’s really trying to pass off a smooth-bullshit chatbot as a factual oracle.

I’ve invented a revolutionary electric car, behold:

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‘outsourc[ed] the… majority of the… [] engineering… to suppliers, many of which lacked engineering departments… while busting unions… $50 billion [over] budget… three and a half years behind schedule’ https://prospect.org/infrastructure/transportation/2024-03-28-suicide-mission-boeing/

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‘Asked if they would fly the 787 Dreamliner; just five of 15 answered yes… “I probably would, but I have kind of a death wish”’

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‘hundreds of Boeing 737 MAXes sit in abandoned parking lots waiting for someone to fix them so they can finally be delivered’

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‘Swampy believed relying on mechanics to self-inspect their work was not only insane but illegal’

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