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santiago,
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Just understood the weird dryness in my right eye. We got kinda drunk Saturday. On Sunday morning I thought I had a kind of conjunctivitis.

I was starting to think the issue was really bad since drops didn’t help with the dryness even on Monday. Until this morning (Tuesday) coming out of the shower I looked at my stupid face close up in the mirror and saw a contact lens on my eye …forgotten for 3 nights.

santiago,
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Going to therapy now and it’s probably the first time my therapist will agree for once I am actual idiot. I mean seriously.

usluck,
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usluck,
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CWilbur,
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@usluck Yeah! Fck Women too! Fck little kids (after they’re born), fck people who don’t look like me, and fck the environment too!
If this guy is really committed he’d get that as a neck tattoo.

jpmens,
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Germany: where a newscaster of the ZDF tries on an English accent and utters “Eurowision”

leah,
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@jpmens Eurowischen!

jpmens,
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@leah herrlich!

strypey,

"The price gap between new dwellings and existing properties is forecast to narrow as tax rules become less favourable for new developments."

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/business/512857/price-gap-between-new-homes-and-existing-houses-expected-to-narrow

mart1oeil, Norwegian Bokmål
@mart1oeil@piaille.fr avatar

Quelle honte.

T'imagines, t'es l'une des voix starifiées de l'émission d'actualité de la radio phare du service public @franceinter
et ta vision du journalisme dont tu es fière, c'est le buzz, ou "le moment" (pour faire plus "pro" lol), au dépend de l'analyse journalistique.

Et la vidéo est titrée "J'étais sous les tours le 11 septembre à New York"

video/mp4

Gallorum,
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@mart1oeil et évidemment c'est Castello-Lopes qui s'y colle.

YurkshireLad,
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Developers that claim a bug is fixed, yet didn’t read the description properly and hence didn’t test under the same conditions.

strypey,

Tori Whanau's column in this weekend's Sunday Star-Times talked about introducing water meters and charging households for water.

Have we learned nothing from the privatisation of the publicly-funded electricity network? Which has led to households facing massive price hikes since the 1990s - a contributor to the rising cost of living - while effectively subsidising commercial users who can get power much cheaper on the spot market.

strypey,

Wellington council are also looking at privatising what's left of the public's shareholding in the airport;

https://thespinoff.co.nz/the-bulletin/10-11-2023/will-the-city-to-sea-bridge-survive-wellingtons-cost-cutting-spree

This is what happens when we don't have a progressive tax system that allows governments - local and central - to maintain public infrastructure without running huge budget deficits, and increasing public debt.

usluck,
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andycarolan,
@andycarolan@social.lol avatar

So, my internet is back again... today, it was ‘only’ down for 5.5 hours rolls eyes so loudly, the movement can be heard in The Tonga Trench

maique,
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@andycarolan Can you move providers? Their track record doesn’t seem great.

andycarolan, (edited )
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@maique I have signed a new contract with another provider... so, hopefully by end of the week.

usluck,
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NyxCassiopee, French
@NyxCassiopee@mstdn.social avatar

20 ans de métier and here I am, à 20h30, en train d'essayer de préparer un cours pour demain avec rien de prêt.

Kahte,
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@NyxCassiopee :blobcat_heartcat:

shawnhooper, (edited )
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I just came across a thread about good alt attributes, where someone was suggesting we shouldn't be doing this because it helps train AI.

My head hurts.

casseagull,
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@shawnhooper Training AI to write better alt tags is one of the a limited handful of AI things I would enthusiastically want to contribute to.

usluck,
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usluck,
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mascottus, French
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Gen_G,
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@mascottus
Pendant le temps du rassemblement NUPES, je l'ai cru digne... 😩

usluck,
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macgraveur, French
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Émission spéciale sur France 2 pour l'entrée au Panthéon de Mélinée et Missak Manouchian et accrochez-vous : "Stéphane Bern, qui apportera son éclairage sur les secrets et les couples mythiques du Panthéon" https://www.francetelevisions.fr/et-vous/notre-tele/a-ne-pas-manquer/manouchian-et-ceux-de-laffiche-rouge-26484

1pseudodeplus,
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@macgraveur Ahhhhh… vu la forte proportion d’hommes, on va avoir des révélations intéressantes ! Marie Curie doit avoir du succès.

usluck,
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usluck,
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usluck,
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usluck,
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