jawarajabbi, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth

Go for it. Still a full-employment economy. They'd be lucky to have you and they know it.

Gustodon, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth 😂

Hilarious and valid.

Hey_Beth, 9 months ago

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Gustodon, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth Absolutely any time. 🤘😁

stevenbodzin, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth i feel for people who work for years at Gap Inc cause they will always have a Gap on their resume

Oldfartrant, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth mask efficacy tester

Hey_Beth, 9 months ago

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Oldfartrant, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth 🤣

Oldfartrant, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth
I haven't worked since 1992 so I have no idea what to put down when some form asks for occupation.

wreimers, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth @dimsumthinking 10/10 would hire.

designatednerd, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth if you have not already been introduced to this, you will likely enjoy it. https://spotify.link/hVUA7jpLSCb

pixelpusher220, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth 2022-present/foreseeable future

pixelpusher220, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth no lies detected

bhawthorne, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth @Stoned_Deva_ I’d hire you with that on your resumé

xris, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth
"Independent study".

GoatRoper, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth

Wanda Sykes said she was turned down for a job at the post office because she seemed too damned happy.

Subumbral, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth Trying to finesse "I really liked not working"

mmiasma, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth

So maybe just go with:

2020-21 - COVID-19
2022-23 - Misanthropy

faduda, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth
Just put Classsified:Level Omega Access Only

debonairetoast, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth i had a "return to public facing job" during the pandemic and promptly quit for "realized i hate people" adjacent reasons, lol

fully valid thing to say though like.. depends on who's hiring. i'd put your application to the top of the list if i had any pull.

Tweetfiction, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth I'd hire you. 🤷‍♀️

WrenArcher, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth
People are the worst. Most places are too peoply

Covid can suck it. Most places are too covidy

Oh… and fuck twitter. ☺️

DataDrivenMD, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth FWIW I'd hire you if you wrote that, and I'm not even kidding

DJDarren, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth “I signed an NDA” @xinicit

LazaroDTormes, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth

Funny
But
Don't

UnderpantsGnome, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth covid 2020-current

xinicit, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth I distrust anyone who doesn’t hate people. You’re hired.

CMDoran, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth Stop the list at 2020. Or list grad school.

Tell them something only if they ask about the gap.

DaSkinny1, 9 months ago

@Hey_Beth

Let me know if you need a letter of reference.

If only people had gotten vaxxed and masked for a minute, but NOOOOO...

smdh....