georgetakei,

Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks the fact that the Earth spins at 1,000 miles an hour and that “we have no idea we’re even moving” means that God must be real. Okay… well, Marjorie’s big mouth moves at 1,000 miles an hour, and I have no idea what she’s even saying, so Satan must be real, too.

dannotdaniel,
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@georgetakei

Show her this.
"thousands of confident religions"

And George... Hail Sagan

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ovinepolitick,

@georgetakei MTG would agree with you there. And indeed, evil is right there in front of us everybtime she and herr Trump speak.

Sadly, though, she’s a person who picks her conclusions without the slightest evidence of rational thought, and still somehow believes she is inarguably correct. Wilful ignorance coupled with appalling arrogance is a bad combination.

fonecokid,
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@georgetakei 😂 :bd03:

JeffAnthony,

@georgetakei Satan is most definitely real, and must be stopped in 2024.

iuculano,
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@georgetakei

Ka-POW!!!!

LanceTurner,

@georgetakei One of the better comments I've read this week, thanks George!

NovemberMan,

@georgetakei Yup 💯%

MsDropbear425,

@georgetakei Why is it that today, all the kids who back in the day were at the back of the class, spatially & intellectually, now run the world? 🤷‍♀️​😲

Susan60,
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@georgetakei Sounds equally logical.

MercG,

@georgetakei

🎵Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving / and revolving at 900 miles an hour…

…and pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space / because there’s bugger-all down here on Earth.🎶

Scoobadood,
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@georgetakei and it's orbiting at ninety miles a second (so it's reckoned) a sun which is the source of all our power. Therefore baby Jesus.

redcedar,

@georgetakei spin is not measured in mile per hour. It is measured in units like revolutions per minute (rpm). The earth spins at about 1 revolution per day. Because of that spin, near the equator you get a tangential velocity of about 1000 mile per hour. It will be close to 0 miles per hour near the poles. Green not understanding Newton's laws of motion is proof that God looks after fools and drunks....

Breck,

@georgetakei QED! Checkmate, conservatards!

TriciaScott,
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@georgetakei holy moly she’s thick

Jacken,

@georgetakei If the earth suddenly stopped she would feel that it moved. And meet God…

f800gecko,
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@georgetakei

Ironic given both Copernicus (heliocentric universe) and Galileo (inertial frame of reference) were both subject to longstanding Church censure. Copernicus’s work was removed from the Catholic Church’s banned list only in 1835.

But MJG isn’t known and loved for her lack of ignorance.

tmstreet,
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@georgetakei MTG is proof that God doesn't exist

kaoliva,
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@georgetakei She's an idiot and talking crap. For example, I am in Germany and I am definitely not moving at 1000 miles an hour. a) I am using the metric system like most people out there and b) the earth is revolving with 15° per hour. To me that would definitely be slower than some 1600 km/h as I am nowhere near the equator. 🤦‍♂️

retsin2000,
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@georgetakei
Argumentum Marjorilogicum, checkmate Borges

courtcan,
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@georgetakei I despair of the state of this union.

drakenblackknight,
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@georgetakei
This is the same crazy woman who chases shooting survivors down the street and believes in Jewish space lasers.

CrypticMirror,
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@georgetakei https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIy76M-4txo

The final line is the best and most accurate part of this song.

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