JenMsft,
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"You've worked in tech for more than a decade" I whisper to myself as I flip the USB around for the third time trying to get it to go in

nazokiyoubinbou,
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@JenMsft Well there's your problem. Protocol specifications are meant to be read right-side up.

jpsays,
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@JenMsft (I just did this today… it doesn’t end…. At least until usb A is gone.)

wikkedstorm,

@JenMsft I have come to accept the fact that the USB standard requires at least 2 attempts to complete insertion.

Ulrich_the_Elder,
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@JenMsft If you cannot look at a USB device and not understand how it should be plugged in I do not want to use your software or interact with you in any way. Good luck not falling down stairs.

revk,
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drandrewv2,
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@JenMsft which reminds me of the all-time best of the Drake meme

JenMsft,
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nancylwayne,
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@JenMsft And why is it nearly always THREE times?

riggbeck,
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@JenMsft

I'm glad it's not just me.

ryanbseattle,

@JenMsft
2.5 decades for me, and this still happens.

jernej__s,

@JenMsft Today I wasn't able to insert my USB drive no matter how much I was flipping it; after taking a close look at it, I found out that I took part of somebody's USB port with me – the plastic nub was stuck in my drive.

grork,
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@JenMsft I have a solution!

  1. Look at the port on the device
  2. look at the connector on the doo hicker
  3. Orientate them appropriately
  4. Repeat 1-2 while maintaining orientation while moving the closer VERY slowly, and never break eye contact
  5. when almost inserted, jam them together when they’re least expecting it
  6. ?!?!
  7. Flip the doo hicker over, and it will now insert.
btp,
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@JenMsft this post is my spirit animal.

stshank,
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@JenMsft I think the ratio is one flip for every four years of experience.

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