GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Why yes, I am 💪🏼 and someone should buy me pie. Why?

Because today, after finishing the inventory of every single thing in our house for our Big May Move to Canada, we finished assigning a dollar amount to each item for Border Guys.

So where's my pie, people?! 🥧

tinkb333,
@tinkb333@dice.camp avatar

@GottaLaff homemade pumpkin with molasses, five spice, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@tinkb333 I. Am. Dying.

tinkb333,
@tinkb333@dice.camp avatar

@GottaLaff here's a piece with maple whipped cream.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@tinkb333 You’re killing me here!

tinkb333,
@tinkb333@dice.camp avatar

@GottaLaff obviously the solution is for us to be neighbors so I can deliver one to you. 😂

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@tinkb333 Now there's an idea!

JediSoth,
@JediSoth@chirp.enworld.org avatar

@tinkb333 @GottaLaff So, you're saying you want to move to Canada?

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@JediSoth Ha! High five for that one. @tinkb333

tinkb333,
@tinkb333@dice.camp avatar

@JediSoth @GottaLaff I doubt they'd take us. I like rhe idea of Australia, though.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@tinkb333 We doubted they'd take us too. But we got in. Did you read my posts on how that happened? @JediSoth

tinkb333,
@tinkb333@dice.camp avatar

@GottaLaff @JediSoth no, I missed those.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
tinkb333,
@tinkb333@dice.camp avatar

@GottaLaff @JediSoth

Thank you! This is very helpful. We are tethered to Jedi's 88-yr-old mom who has dementia, so we couldn't consider leaving until after she passes. And my daughter (& family) are another tether we'd have to be sure we accommodated. We've talked a lot about leaving.

Your first post said a lot of the same things I have said about 2016+. I find it hard to live where a dead body has more rights than people born with uteruses and those who need gender-affirming healthcare.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@tinkb333 Exactly. Fascism.

Yes, we had 97 year old Father In Law keeping us in Calif. But nobody else, so we're good. I hope you find a way!
@JediSoth

tinkb333,
@tinkb333@dice.camp avatar

@GottaLaff @JediSoth thank you. I hope so too.

Please accept my condolences on your father-in-law's passing.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@tinkb333 Thank you Tink. Xo

anathema_device,
@anathema_device@bne.social avatar

@GottaLaff 🥧

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
nancylwayne,
@nancylwayne@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff Here's some pumpkin chiffon pie. I make two every Thanksgiving and still have one in the freezer.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@nancylwayne Omg I just died. Me WANT.

nancylwayne,
@nancylwayne@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff If you're anywhere near Ann Arbor, Michigan in the next month, you're invited to my house. Alternatively, if you ever plan on being in Ann Arbor, let me know in advance and I'll make you a fresh pie.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@nancylwayne I lerve you!!!

Wish we could visit!

mizblueprint,
@mizblueprint@mastodon.online avatar
GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@mizblueprint Omg. YUM

BunRab,
@BunRab@mstdn.social avatar

@GottaLaff
🍏🥧 3.141592 🍎🥧

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@BunRab 😊

fondoffawns,
@fondoffawns@nerdculture.de avatar
GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@fondoffawns Me want!!!!

acm_redfox,
@acm_redfox@jawns.club avatar

@GottaLaff holy crap, that is entirely Too Much Work!! have some pie and maybe a Brandy Alexander to go with it!

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@acm_redfox Now THERE’S an idea!

mjausson,
@mjausson@mastodon.design avatar

@GottaLaff Oh wow. I'm looking around and there isn't a lot I can assign a dollar amount to.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@mjausson Everything has a dollar amount, including pots and pans.

calsnoboarder,

@GottaLaff What flavor?

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@calsnoboarder PIE flavor, duh!

calsnoboarder,

@GottaLaff darn I just ran out of generic pie flavoring. Would you settle for jello pudding ?

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
bridgetc253,
@bridgetc253@mstdn.social avatar

@GottaLaff
I think you deserve a year’s worth of pie

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@bridgetc253 I'm with you!!

DWTSquawk7600,
@DWTSquawk7600@worldkey.io avatar
GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@DWTSquawk7600 We're getting clooooser!

ottaross,
@ottaross@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff pie rules. Make sure nobody tries to offer up a cake to do a pie's job.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@ottaross Damn right. I ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

chris,
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca avatar
GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@chris bows Now where's my pie??

Snowshadow,
@Snowshadow@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff
I recommend one dozen Canadian butter tarts made with buttery handmade tart dough, butter, brown sugar and if you feel so inclined, lots of plump raisins.
After all, you are moving here, eh?😉

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Snowshadow Ogodyes. Sans raisins. I'd kill for that right now.

Snowshadow,
@Snowshadow@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff
Yummy.😋

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Snowshadow Sooooo yummy. Yummy on steroids.

xvf17,
@xvf17@sfba.social avatar
GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@xvf17 That's what I'm talking about!

orgog,
@orgog@howdidthisgethere.masto.host avatar

@GottaLaff Congratulations. Here's your Southern Bourbon Pecan Pie.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@orgog NOW you're talkin'!

orgog,
@orgog@howdidthisgethere.masto.host avatar

@GottaLaff ...because pecans AND bourbon in a PIE are impossibly wonderful. One might even say, "intoxicating." :)

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@orgog YUM!!!!!!!

ChrisHolladay,
@ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social avatar

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  • GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @ChrisHolladay Now now.

    makkhorn,
    @makkhorn@c.im avatar

    @GottaLaff
    How about a local key lime pie?

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @makkhorn I'll take 2!

    KingShawn,
    @KingShawn@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff Good for you! I hope those bastards at least look at all your hard work before they smile at you and wave you through. :)

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @KingShawn Oo, maybe you can answer this. That form we have to fill out? There's not nearly enough space for all our listed stuff. Do they accept attachments? Or do we print out the form a few times?

    And what can we not include?

    KingShawn,
    @KingShawn@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff I filled in the form and then separately printed out the rest and attached/stapled it to the form.

    There’s supposedly stuff you don’t have to include but I didn’t want to take any chances (all it takes is one grumpy border guard to completely ruin your day 😳) so I included EVERYTHING.

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @KingShawn Okey doke, that helped. Thanks Shawn!

    KingShawn,
    @KingShawn@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff You’re welcome and I'm happy to help in whatever way I can! 🤗

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @KingShawn Hugs!

    davidnjoku,
    @davidnjoku@mastodon.world avatar
    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @davidnjoku You cheaped out. Now where's my pie?!

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    And no, the to-die-for cheesecake we had on New Year's Eve doesn't count.

    gnfla,

    @GottaLaff Calories consumer before midnight do not count in the new year.

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @gnfla Exactly

    jessica,
    @jessica@chaosfem.tw avatar

    @GottaLaff more details required on said cheesecake 🤤

    PandaChronicle,
    @PandaChronicle@ohai.social avatar

    @jessica @GottaLaff
    right?
    Inquiring minds want to know about the cheesecake

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @jessica From the Cheesecake Factory... big ol' hunk, creamy good!

    jessica,
    @jessica@chaosfem.tw avatar

    @GottaLaff any sauce? I’m a sucker for a berry (esp raspberry) sauce.

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @jessica Oh yum.

    irregularjoe,
    @irregularjoe@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff I haven't had cheesecake in decades. I suppose I ate enough of it in my earlier years for a lifetime.
    New York cheesecake is the best imo.

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @irregularjoe Zackly! YUM.

    Callalily,
    @Callalily@a2mi.social avatar

    @GottaLaff
    That's awesome. I admire your organization.

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @Callalily Thank you. I thrive on it. I need order in my life among all the craziness and disorder nowadays.

    Callalily,
    @Callalily@a2mi.social avatar

    @GottaLaff
    You're welcome.🥰

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
    HardBeingGreen,
    @HardBeingGreen@theblower.au avatar

    @GottaLaff so you can't buy or sell anything between now and May 🤔

    Hopefully someone gets you a pie 🙂

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @HardBeingGreen Lol, yes we can. Nothing we buy will matter to the Border Guys. Like clothing or food... non issue.

    But I need PIE.

    fulanigirl,
    @fulanigirl@blacktwitter.io avatar

    @GottaLaff Seriously, you deserve more than pie! 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @fulanigirl Lol, probably, but pie is the best reward ever.

    jadp,
    @jadp@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff sweet, savory or pizza?

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @jadp All of the above

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