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PandaChronicle

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Artist, illustrator, lover of all things panda. Finding my inner Panda on Substack & Panda Satire on https://yourbrainonpandas.com
looking forward to finding community old and new
#TwitterExodus
#Art
#Painting
#Cats
#Pandas
#Politics
#SavingDemocracy
#PacificNorthWest
#Kidlit
#Illustrator
#TravellingPandaSisterhood
Represented by Karly Dixon and Gordon Warnock at Fuse Literary. Paintings represented by Rob Schouten Gallery Whidbey Island, and Fountainhead Gallery Seattle WA

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GottaLaff, to legal
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🤦🏻‍♀️ Lawyers for Donald asked a New York appeals court to rule on their challenge to the limiting what the former president can say about witnesses in the criminal hush money trial, according to people familiar with the matter.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/08/politics/trump-gag-order-appeal-new-york-appeal?cid=ios_app

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@GottaLaff @Wileymiller
The part where you pick up your in-house pizza chef along the highway near Everett WA?

GottaLaff, (edited ) to Georgia
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1/... The only hot take I've seen is from Joyce Vance saying this would push the trial past the election. That seems pretty rational to me.

But hopefully, the outcome will be ok

Via Anthony M Kreis:

For everyone complaining about the Fulton County case appeal, let me just say that our Court of Appeals has incredibly smart, hard-working, and serious judges. They are good and decent folks by and large. So cool it on your hot takes and conspiracy theories there.

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff @otownKim
I’ve been there for a while. Probably since 2015 & the escalator.

GottaLaff, to legal
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Welp! 🧵

Via Kyle Cheney: 1/...

#BREAKING: Judge #CANNON has indefinitely postponed Donald #Trump's trial date in Florida.

It may be months before we know the new schedule. #documents #legal

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.648652/gov.uscourts.flsd.648652.530.0.pdf

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@GottaLaff
I was waiting for this. She held onto trial date as long as she could in hopes she could tie up that date to delay other trials.
Hopefully all the other judges determined this was what she was doing and are making their plans without regard for her dates.
It is infuriating she is delaying justice in such an incompetent manner. Well, I guess she is competent in her obstruction but you know what I
mean.

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@GottaLaff
I know you do.
Pro tip: check your trunk as you head to Canada to check for stow away panda satirist

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff
I’m fun to have around and make excellent pizza from scratch.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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Ever have days when you have so much going on that your insides are on perma-rev-up and you can't slow it down?

Today is that day. We finished spackling/painting all the spots where artwork was hanging, we've dusted, vacuumed, and prepped the house. Our painters were unavailable, so it was us.

By the time the showing and trial are over today, I'll need to unwind. Lucky for me, Hammy needs walking at just the right time. That always does it.

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff
Hi Hammy! BOOP from your panda friend!
🐶+🐼=👃🏻

tomiahonen, to random
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How screwed is Walt Nauta? Trump's co-conspirator in Florida Espionage-A-Lago case?

Prosecutors have his phone. On his phone they found 2 photos of classified docs, one which Walt had sent to someone

Life in prison, dude. Game over. You shoulda flipped when you had the chance, sucker

PandaChronicle,
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@tomiahonen
Holy shit.
I did not have TFG’s stooge photographed and SENT classified document on my bingo card.
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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@otownKim
I can’t even. I feel like I am walking around screaming “CAN’T YOU SEE HE’S INSANE?” and his minions are like, “so?”
I’m not sure how I will survive the next 6 months.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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1/... Via Kevinly Father on Twitter:

The Republican party is literally suing to prevent legal votes from being counted.

Bartiromo: I see that the RNC is filing a lawsuit in a battleground state to stop counting ballots past election day.

Lara : Yeah. Well, that's exactly right. You cannot have ballots counted after elections are over.

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@Wileymiller @GottaLaff
And considering that they have successfully legislated in most states against counting early/mail votes before election day, it guarantees that a good percentage of the voters would have their votes disqualified.
They might as well say it out loud: we can only win by cheating and we will do anything to win, so eff you.

RickiTarr, to random
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If people would just send me pictures of their homemade bread, I would both appreciate it, and be full of bread lust.

PandaChronicle,
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@RickiTarr
I was looking through my photos for some bagels I made but I
must have deleted them. This pizza will have to suffice.

law_geek, to animals
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There appears to be a dog next door. The boys are...unimpressed

image/jpeg

PandaChronicle,
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@law_geek
Edgar: as long as it doesn’t chase us
Oisín: or try to eat us
Edgar: or bark too much while we are napping…

PandaChronicle, to random
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The amount I'm worried about TikTok stealing my data: .

The amount I'm worried about irresponsible corporations that I have to share personal identifying/financial information with in order to do business: 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Make corporations accountable before you make laws that have no discernible benefit to us.

Snowshadow, to fediverse
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If we were having an interesting conversation about a topic unrelated to what is happening in the Middle East, and I abruptly blocked your account it is because I checked into your profile and found conspiracy theories on it like:
Jews are running the US, Ukraine, the world etc.

As in real life, while online I refuse to associate with anyone promoting conspiracy theories and hate.

The world does not need more hate.
Do better!!

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@Snowshadow
Yep. I used to feel bad about blocking people with no warning but not anymore. Add to that any mention of "Biden should step down because he is too old" and you are TOODLED!

Tengrain, to random
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To the “Burn It All Down Crowd” -

Just a reminder, you got your wish in 2016.

How did that work out for you?

PandaChronicle,
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@Tengrain @Pineywoozle
And do anything to help anyone but their dear leader. No plans that actually help people

PandaChronicle,
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@Pineywoozle
exactly. I got into a fight on FB with one of my real life friends, who was “outraged at Biden’s lack of action & being too old” & said we should dump him. When I asked who she thought was viable, could mount a credible candidacy to defeat TFG, she just got mad and started yelling about all sorts of stuff & refused to show there was a plan. If the burn it down people cause TFG to win I don’t know how I’ll cope.

GottaLaff, to random
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To those who think I don't know I am posting publicly to Ali Velshi and Wiley... I know I'm posting publicly.

I want eyes on this.

I DM when I need to say something not for everyone's eyes.

This story is for everyone's eyes. The more the better.

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@GottaLaff
Yes, it was obvious to me if he wanted to keep this private, he wouldn’t have posted in public forum.
It is one of probably hundreds if not thousands of stories about tfg’s horrible assaults on people.
i hope shining a light on it makes even one person reconsider supporting him.
Sending caring and support to Wiley.
@Wileymiller

Wileymiller, to random
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@GottaLaff
A story about my mom and Trump.

My mom was an executive assistant for two Jewish brothers who ran a construction company in the '80s. They were in competition with Trump on some real estate deal and lost out to him. For some reason they had to make a pilgrimage to Trump Tower to go on bended knee. When one of the brothers introduced mom, Trump his usual graceful manner said, “Which one of these two Jews did you have fuck to get your job?”.

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@Wileymiller

I’m so sorry this happened to your mom. TFG is evil incarnate. I can’t believe there are people at ALL that still support him, let alone any women.
And yet there are.
Will one more revelation make a difference? I don’t know. Whatever you decide, I support you.

GottaLaff, to random
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Because you replied YES, the dopey gif begins ... now!

🇨🇦

We move on May 26th...

Hopefully I'll remember to post one of these at the end of each day. Upbeat messages are always the best way to say good night.

video/mp4

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff @nonproductive 🎉HUZZAH🎉

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW THREAD 🧵 STARTS HERE. 1/...

Klasfeld:

Trump is back at the defense table, and we're waiting for the judge to return to the bench.

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@GottaLaff
Thanks for another week of organizing and sharing posts from the hellsite! I’m sure there will be nothing breaking this weekend! Friends of mine are in the process of moving from here to England and watching the process is exhausting!

Hope you get a peaceful weekend, some offers on the house and fun times with Mr Laffy and Hammy. Boops to all!

Edit: corrected “eeek” to “week” but maybe I was right the first time 🤣🤣🤣

lolgop, to random
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THIS IS HOW TRUMP WOULD BAN ABORTION NATIONALLY

He doesn’t need a new law. He just needs the power.

Find out what you need to know and do about democracy every day at www.erlywrm.com

https://i-know-how-much-you-care.ghost.io/how-trump-would-ban-abortion/

PandaChronicle,
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@lolgop
People need to understand that this issue affects EVERYONE WHO NEEDS HEALTHCARE., not just people who can get pregnant. It will create medical deserts, increased costs for EVERYONE.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW THREAD 🧵 1/...

Inner City Press (aka Press):

Justice Merchan: I've signed the order to show cause. Now, the texts?
Prosecutor: We are introducing them as business records. It was part of the regular business of AMI. These are discussions between co-conspirator Dylan Howard and Ms. Rodriguez

Klasfeld:

Trump is back in the courtroom, appearing to sharply exhale when he reached the defense table before sitting down.

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff
WOMP WOMP
SAD!

gbhnews, to random
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what do you all think about the state of news visibility here on mastodon?

https://mastodon.social/@MediaOnMastodon@toot.io/112316173190323025

PandaChronicle,
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@gbhnews
I think it’s getting better all the time. I don’t mind links that send me elsewhere as long as there is enough in the snippet to give me a good idea of what the article is about. Being directed to paywalled articles w/o a gift link annoys me.
I hate click bait and being directed to sites that have so many pop-up ads you can’t read the article.

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@gbhnews
GBH has always been one of my faves here and on radio because CAR TALK!!! god, I miss those guys.

PandaChronicle,
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@gbhnews
oops! I like you guys anyway! 🤣🙃Click and Clack were a religion here. 😢

PandaChronicle, to random
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Here we are with the next installment of Pandarella. The suspense builds! the tension mounts! Bikkie looks happy, so you know things are about to go to cwap!

https://www.yourbrainonpandas.com/the-plot-thickens-or-something/

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