@fkamiah17 You did a great job. Best Alt Text I’ve heard for a while. It’s a pity the subject matter wasn’t more likeable, but I certainly got a good idea of what the picture shows.
@RabBrucesSpider1 I'm afraid I usually do my best work when I'm shitposting about the Tories, their supporters or their press.
If you want beautiful descriptions, you might want to follow @handmade_ghost
She really goes to town.
@LaChasseuse@fkamiah17
Nope. FPTP means we don't get the parliament people actually vote for. Plus, the electorate didn't vote for the last couple at all.
@fkamiah17@Twoclownseating I grew up in a very rural area. Used to get 16 year olds in full tweed knocking on the door around election time to remind us to vote for the conservatives in an accent as put on as Jacob Re-Smog's. Not that that did them any good at our house. My parents both hated the twats. ✊ 🤣
Imagine being 18 years old and the only party your interested in is your local Conservatives
You will probably still lose your virginity at some point, but it's more likely to be to a sweaty middle aged man with ambitions on making the local council than that hot person from school you fancy
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