fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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Absolute honking state of it.

fkamiah17, to Weather
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Left without comment.*

*Not really. There's some comment in the alt-text. Don't say I never do anything for youse.


fkamiah17, to random
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Disappointed at the lack of Rapture action yesterday?
Never fear!
Turns out the sky wizard's diary manager was having a challenging day ...

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fkamiah17, to random
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fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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He's got everything he needs for the first day in his new job! An empty bookcase, a massive flag and a big case full of clean pants for the next time he shits himself in public 😂

selzero, to random
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All the kids are watching these Last Of Us type shows about some apocalyptic thing where people live off water from garden hoses, random food from random houses, and make bows and arrows and makeshift weapons out of whatever they find to protect the weird hut thing they made in the forest.

To those of us over the age of 40, that was just our childhood.

In the long long ago, before iPads and TikTok...

selzero, to random
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In Terminator 2, Don and Dan Stanton, actors that are twin brothers, got hired so when the T-1000 morphed into the cop form, it's actually twins, not special effects.

As luck would have it, leading actress Linda Hamilton also had a twin available to play the T-1000 morphed version of Sarah Conner.

The question remains, why wasn't Danny DeVito utilized as Arnie's twin in this movie?

How freaking lucky to you have to be to have a twin around when you need one.

selzero, to music
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"He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola"

"WTF are you talking about?"

"Shut up, do you know who I am?"

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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New version of Saving Private Ryan looks shit.

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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The only thing scarier than this picture is that tens of thousands of people are going to vote for this party at the election.

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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Here we go again 🙄


selzero, to random
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This Penfolds St Henri Shiraz goes really nicely with cheesy Wotsits innit.

selzero, to random
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He has the biggest brain, the best words, and the most fingers.

CeiminalConManDonaldTrump

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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"Job" 🤣 🤣 🤬

@essjayjay @selzero @ScepticalScot1
Present for ya.

selzero, to random
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The TV I watched as a child in the 80s really gave me unattainable expectations for what life had in store.

fkamiah17, to random
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Surely three kids is enough 🤷‍♀️ 🤭


fkamiah17, to random
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Jesus fucking christ would you cop a look at these weirdos?


selzero, to movies
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🎵Young man, I hear you want a movie 🎶
🎶I say young man, This one stars Mr T 🎵
🎵And also, a very young Gary Busey 🎶
🎶It was made by pre-Lost-Boys-Schu-macher 🎵
Dint dint dint di dint!
🎵You know you wanna watch Jooellsss D.C. Cab🎵
🎵You know you wanna watch Jooellsss D.C. Cab🎵

Popcorn Classic. 5 bags and a little toy taxi.

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🚕

D.C. Cabs is a 1983 movie by Joel Schumacher starring Mr T and Gary Busey

fkamiah17, to random
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Kensington Palace has 50 staff. I can't really see Willie ironing the school uniform or doing the packed lunches, can you?
Also, H&M aren't part of The Firm any more 🙄

fkamiah17, to random
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I can barely sleep at night with the worry.

swisslet, to Cat
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For this , that felted down-filled cushion that she’s not really supposed to be sitting on is everything.

selzero, to random
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Everyone should feel free to join our watch along with the tag

I just want to remind everyone that according to , the main protagonist is actually a serial killer from NYC, that has presumed the identity of one of his victims, a doctor named Joel, moved to an isolated Alaskan town to hide his tracks, and has already murdered Soapy Sanderson and taken his land, and poisoned Elaine to death (yet unconfirmed)

fkamiah17, to random
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Everything I don't like is antisemitism and everyone who says different works for Hamas 🙄

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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A round of applause for Oliver Dowden - an ACTUAL FUCKING LAWYER - on Sky News:

"I believe Israel is continuing to abide by international law."

selzero, (edited )
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@fkamiah17

Legality is a poor excuse.

Slavery was legal. The potato famine was legal. The Holocaust was also legal.

Screw all of them.

I'm doing ok. The current zeitgeist has me feeling great, really. I feel like a hotshot Hollywood superstar at the peak of his game, namely, Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

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