girlonthenet, (edited )
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UK millennials: if someone handed you a wooden recorder, could you play a song?

(Bonus points in comments if you can tell me which one. This Q brought to you by my confident assertion in group chat that even after 25+ years, I could still smash out Lord of the Dance)

amberage,
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@girlonthenet not British and to my neverending regret a few years too young for millennial but I can play Auld Lang Syne on the tin whistle if that counts?

Taught it myself tho, never learned it in school, if that's what the question is getting at.

Nicovel0,
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@girlonthenet not British or a millennial, but I can still play a perfect rendition of “this tune will make you want to stab your ears with knitting needles”

girlonthenet,
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@Nicovel0 ah my favourite

rgarner,
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@girlonthenet Jesus' Hands Are Kind Hands

girlonthenet,
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@rgarner that sounds so sinister omg

rgarner,
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@girlonthenet I think it is the most basic song you could play on a recorder. It only involves the top 3 holes.

This is probably why I became a drummer.

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet definitely Mary Had a Little Lamb / Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Possibly more since a lot of the basic fingerings are the same as a flute

girlonthenet,
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@fehrtrade 'basic fingerings' tee hee ;-)

catbuttes,
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@girlonthenet if you are very generous in your definition of 'play' I could probably just about manage Three Blind Mice...

trechnex,
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@girlonthenet at this point it’d probably just be “Three Blind Mice”, but that still counts!

girlonthenet,
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@trechnex definitely counts! A recorder classic!

bensmithuk,
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@girlonthenet Mild pedantry but humour me - if someone handed me a wooden recorder I'd say "Oooo fancy, you think you're better than the brown plastic one we all used in school do you?"

girlonthenet,
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@bensmithuk speak for yourself, mine was made of wood. It was a hand me down from my Mum 😂But point taken, and you get a boost for the nostalgia

stuart,
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@girlonthenet I can still play the song I had to solo on stage dressed in red and yellow tights as the Pied Piper in the school play (aged 11)

girlonthenet,
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@stuart very important knowledge for your brain to cling to

stuart,
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@girlonthenet That and my P1 monologue as Joseph in the nativity play.

“I am Joseph, I was there in the stable rough and cold. While the animals looked on, baby Jesus was born.”

girlonthenet,
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@stuart OMG. I was an innkeeper and I had a little song that went “sorry I have no room, sorry move away. I would have liked to help you, perhaps another day...” and now I am for some reason angry that my brain remembers THIS but remembers nothing that might be useful in a pub quiz.

Dtl,
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@girlonthenet I just scrape into GenX. I think I could bash out frere jacques, but people would quickly beg me to stop.

girlonthenet,
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@Dtl natch, no one actually wants to listen to the recorder, but excellent song choice!

Dtl,
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@girlonthenet I'm having flashbacks now to ~20 in a class all playing slightly differently frere jacques. Cacophony!

melofthevalley,
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@girlonthenet Jack Be Nimble. And I could have a fair crack at Morning Has Broken

girlonthenet,
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@melofthevalley morning has broken! Total classic! I am now so tempted to buy a recorder! My neighbours will hate me!

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet I could knock out the first few bars of the theme from Taxi.

girlonthenet,
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@Mactonex badass

sandralindsey,
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@girlonthenet nope, I've always been rubbish at memorising tunes. I could play a tune & possibly improvise something but I can't play a tune you'd recognise.

NotTheLBCGuy,
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@girlonthenet bold of you to assume I could play a song on one at the time!

girlonthenet,
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@NotTheLBCGuy omg can’t believe you flunked primary school 😉

DrollTide,
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@girlonthenet I could do a banging version of "Hot Cross Buns"

CaptainNerdBeard,
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@girlonthenet Quite a few, I used to teach it.

girlonthenet,
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@CaptainNerdBeard oooh! That is fun!

CaptainNerdBeard,
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@girlonthenet It was whole class, I can 100% confirm to you that it wasn't.

My partner at the time was (and still is) one of the leading pro recorder players in the uk/europe and when it's played correctly it's transcendently beautiful.

girlonthenet,
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@CaptainNerdBeard ohhh that’s so coool!

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