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DrollTide

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He is a self-made man who worships his creator.

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emarktaylor, to NFL
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Fast cars, commencement speeches and now MJ possession. KC's players are going to take up Golf next ...

Via Adam Schefter 🤖 @AdamSchefter

Chiefs offensive linemen Wanya Morris and Chukwuebuka Godrick were arrested Thursday night in Johnson County, Kansas, on misdemeanor possession of marijuana.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/40167649/chiefs-morris-godrick-arrested-marijuana-possession

DrollTide,
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@emarktaylor @nfl @AdamSchefter i still feel like Buttker is the more morally bankrupt of the group

kottke, to random
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The Sky Was Purple and Red and Yellow and On Fire. I loved the aurora borealis takeover of social media this weekend. Here’s some of the best shots taken by folks all over the world. https://kottke.org/24/05/the-sky-was-purple-and-red-and-yellow-and-on-fire

DrollTide,
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@kottke You might still see it in the desert

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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IYKYK
#StarTrek

DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek Little known fact: The father was off in a galaxy very very very very far away

GottaLaff, to random
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Fun Fact: The USPS doesn't forward mail to Canada.

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff with trump lackey DeJoy still in charge we are lucky to get it in the US

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek beware, he uses a rolled up MAGAzine to do so

verge, to random
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Apple might bring AI transcription to Voice Memos and Notes https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/10/24153618/apple-ai-transcription-notes-voice-memos

DrollTide,
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@verge https://framapiaf.org/@bbbhltz/112412698138748403

GottaLaff, to legal
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Via Scott MacFarlane 1/...

ALERT: Former advisor Peter files emergency motion to get his prison sentenced reduced (for release)

Defense argues: "Dr. Navarro’s term of imprisonment has been marred by the same political turmoil that gave rise to his prosecution.. "

"He has been denied the opportunity to speak both with the press as well as a with Member of Congress"

Here it is:
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.244001/gov.uscourts.dcd.244001.175.0.pdf

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff I note that his caption says it is an "Emergeny" motion.

Green_Footballs, to random
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One thing (among many) I’ll never forgive the right wing and their tech bro enablers for: co-opting the term “free speech” and turning it into a bad, twisted joke.

DrollTide,
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@Green_Footballs Joins a long list of words the RW have destroyed: Freedom, Liberty, Patriot, truth ... etc.

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek Well known to help sustain our precious bodily fluids

GottaLaff, to random
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CREW:

The fact that Tim Scott is refusing to say he’d follow the law and not try to overthrow the results of a free and fair election should scare anyone listening. This is how democracies end.

👇🏼
WELKER: Will you commit to accepting the 2024 election results?

TIM SCOTT: At the end of the day, the 47th president will be Donald Trump

WELKER: Wait -- yes or no, will you accept the results?

TIM SCOTT: That is my statement

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff its worse than that, he is saying that he supports insurrection in order to install his guy when trump loses the election - "trump will be it no matter what."

mcc, to random
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I bet if you formed an electric car company made only of people who previously worked for Tesla then quit in disgust, you could make a really good electric car company

DrollTide,
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@mcc may also require those fired for arbitrary/self-defeating reasons

Green_Footballs, to random
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Will always be the ultimate image of Republican cowardice.

DrollTide,
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@Green_Footballs Looking forward to the soon to be released DeSantis addition to this catalog

verge, to random
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Tesla Cybertruck finally gets more off-road controls https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/29/24144578/tesla-cybertruck-off-road-mode-app-software-update-cybertent

DrollTide,
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@verge Has Mr. Sooperjenius come up with a mode to deal with that unbelieveable alien hellscape known as "sand?"

Daojoan, to random
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Don’t forget to like and subscribe for more tutorials like this and thanks to our sponsor squarespace

DrollTide,
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@Daojoan what if you put ice cream in the cola, then you get some cola when you pick up the ice cream with the fork

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek "Take it outside."

RustyBertrand, to random
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Lynch outside Netflix HQ this morning...

"David Lynch Says Netflix ‘Rejected’ His Animated Feature ‘Snootworld’: It Would Have Been ‘Spectacular’"
https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/david-lynch-netflix-rejected-animated-feature-snootworld-1234972066/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1HTEGG59_Oeda5_pCgnCWCIHEItnwQ0bZD5x7An1KDD3NifXkSTV_kJSw_aem_ARhD0olkMz4KXxUm4FKtP5TEyWoZv7CgypBJUJo2CIu22sYJGWsQuaAHkwLPcLzmXRqgbrNWqbsKVREvgjjm6hit

DrollTide,
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@RustyBertrand

emarktaylor, to cfb
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🏈 @cfb

Via Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.bsky.social
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17m
Welcome to Maryland, offensive analyst Brian Ferentz (a real thing that has happened today).

DrollTide,
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@emarktaylor @cfb A good fit, there's no O in Ferentz or Maryland

sundogplanets, to random
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It's nice and warm out, and the 2 new baby goats are really healthy, so they got to go out and meet their herdmates. (Their herdmates were EXTREMELY interested in meeting them, hilariously, especially the llama)

A tiny fuzzy black goat getting sniffed by a giant fuzzy llama, while standing next to his white mama in a straw filled farmyard
Many goats of different colours standing around in a farmyard, the giant fuzzy llama is standing behind a tiny brown horse and sniffing a tiny fuzzy white baby goat.

DrollTide,
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@sundogplanets she wants to know

GottaLaff, to random
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Via K Cheney:

Wild stuff in unsealed (heavily redacted) FBI intrvw from high-level -wrld person related to investig
Ex: witness afraid to have interview recorded..fear of reprisal...appears 2 b..attempt to leverage Trump fam mmbers to push him to return classif docs
Won't take long to crowdsource IDs of many redacted from these docs. Prty easy to decipher # of them to high degree of cert which spks to why wanted more signif redactions/sealing https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.648653/gov.uscourts.flsd.648653.470.4.pdf

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff just a guess, but

Someone = Alina Habba
something else = duck faced call girl

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff 24 is Kash Patel

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek

Riker saying "you bet your ass"

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide, (edited )
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@nocontexttrek somebody heard the bell

the_etrain, to random
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Christian Crossfit
"Gettin' jacked like Jesus!"

DrollTide,
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@the_etrain https://mastodon.social/@DrollTide/112071711046492743

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek needs the hand gesture

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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UK millennials: if someone handed you a wooden recorder, could you play a song?

(Bonus points in comments if you can tell me which one. This Q brought to you by my confident assertion in group chat that even after 25+ years, I could still smash out Lord of the Dance)

DrollTide,
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@girlonthenet I could do a banging version of "Hot Cross Buns"

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