StableGeniusLib, to PoliticalHumor
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"Manhattan Woman Disqualified From Jury After Revealing Negative Opinion of Trump"

Andy Borowitz is a national treasure.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/manhattan-woman-disqualified-from

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 Sleepy Donald a hit with public.
Satirist Andy Borowitz reveals that the sleeping version of Trump is far more palatable to people than the spoiled brat we're used to seeing.
Even his advisers are suggesting that he's polling better with his eyes closed.
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/poll-majority-of-americans-prefer
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"Graduates of Trump University are incensed that they were never taught that defrauding banks was a crucial strategy to building a real-estate empire."

Andy Borowitz is a national treasure.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-university-graduates-outraged-they-were-never-taught-to-defraud-banks

JStatePost, to oklahoma

🥥 Today from the 's : Supreme Court Justice 's luxury RV stranded in when he's unable to get enough of the Beluga caviar that its engine runs on. Calls friends for assistance. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Next week: DeSantis claims that some Jews benefitted from the Holocaust, arguing that obesity was nonexistent in the concentration camps.

JStatePost,

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 OMFG!
Have y'all seen the column about headlined: "Unskilled Florida Man Regrets Missing Out on Being Enslaved"? 🥥

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