"Graduates of Trump University are incensed that they were never taught that defrauding banks was a crucial strategy to building a real-estate empire."
🥥 Today from the #NewYorker's #AndyBorowitz: Supreme Court Justice #ClarenceThomas's luxury RV stranded in #Oklahoma when he's unable to get enough of the Beluga caviar that its engine runs on. Calls friends for assistance. 🥥
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🥥 OMFG!
Have y'all seen the #AndyBorowitz column about #DeSantis headlined: "Unskilled Florida Man Regrets Missing Out on Being Enslaved"? 🥥