JStatePost

@JStatePost@newsie.social

Frmr #AssociatedPress photo editor.
Biased toward #underdogs & #undercats.
#LGBTQIA+ #BLM ally.
OK #Boomer.
Typos are my own.

Are U droll & willing to be in a #GeneralStrike?
Sit next to me.

Laughter infuriates #fascists.

I was today years old when I realized
I was #Neurodivergent, not JUST weird.

ALT Banner Text: #Zombie #DonaldTrump
leads group of #WalkingDead zombies.
ALT Avatar Text: CIS male with receding hairline,
glasses, and plaid shirt failing to suppress a laugh.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

JStatePost, to random

🥥 If you're feeling a bit sad or down today, this heart-warming story about an anonymous will brighten your day and warm your heart. 🥥 https://www.freep.com/story/news/columnists/john-carlisle/2023/08/29/dog-nursing-home-bellaire-michigan-meadow-brooke-medical-care-facility/70649836007/

JStatePost,

@paul
🥥 You're welcome, Paul
I thought it was really well written, especially for a story about a dog.
We DON'T deserve them. 🥥

Mrfunkedude, to random
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social avatar

No livestream today.

It's hot, and I'm tired and my brain just isn't feeling it.

I'm going to try to stream Wednesday at around 6pm PST instead of mid afternoon like usual. So if you haven't had the time to catch one of my livestreams, tomorrow may be your chance.

JStatePost,

@Mrfunkedude @Fayedray
🥥 I describe it as feeling like a mule tethered equidistant between two piles of hay, Mr Dude. 🥥.

Skepticat, (edited ) to random
@Skepticat@mstdn.social avatar

When a picture says,
"She is all of us."

JStatePost,

@Skepticat
🥥 I stand with the Black woman in the t-shirt. 🥥

nixCraft, to random
@nixCraft@mastodon.social avatar

According to iPhone users, once you switch to the iPhone, there's no going back to Android.

Is it true? 🤔

JStatePost,

@nixCraft
🥥 If I had an , I wouldn't be able to afford to switch back to an phone. 🥥

jeffjarvis, to random
@jeffjarvis@mastodon.social avatar

People are drinking less wine, so they create scarcity to raise prices. Hmmmm.....
France has too much wine. It’s paying millions to destroy the leftovers. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/08/26/france-wine-surplus-drinking-less/

JStatePost,

@jeffjarvis
🥥 Blame the micro-brewer bros for the decrease in wine drinking, and the dumping of wine to boost prices.
The wine industry needs to hire some hipsters to goose their product sales. 🥥

br00t4c, to Houston
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Republicans pick Houston to host their 2028 national convention

https://thegrio.com/2023/08/26/houston-to-host-rnc-2028/

JStatePost,

@br00t4c
🥥 With any luck, there'll no longer BE a Party to host a convention in 2028. 🥥

JStatePost, to random

🥥 Eye want THIS on a t-shirt! 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I gave up over 83 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Lady Gaga.

JStatePost,

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 EYE thought you looked familiar, Low! 🥥

GW, to random
@GW@newsie.social avatar

Who The F#*k Is Vivek Ramaswamy?

States decide what the rules are for murder. So, if pro-lifers are right and abortion is a form of murder, and I agree with them, it wouldn’t make sense for that to be the only law that is still controlled by the federal government.

I want to be a leader who understands that we are one nation under God and who understands the Judeo-Christian ideals that this country was built on. Values that I deeply agree with.

https://gwfoto.medium.com/who-the-f-k-is-vivek-ramaswamy-a4c651ad787c

JStatePost,

@GW
🥥 is the of the 2024 election cycle. Can't wait to find out how he made his fortune in . 🥥

Free_Press, to Ukraine
@Free_Press@mstdn.social avatar

Reports indicate that MASSIVE disruptions in mobile internet connectivity are being experienced in the vicinity of the "Wagner" PMC camp in Tsel village and the Osypovych district of Belarus.
️

JStatePost,

@Free_Press
🥥 Nothing to see there.
Just cleaning up loose ends. 🥥

georgetakei, to random

"Condescend" should be the Merriam-Webster word of the day.

https://secondnexus.com/ramaswamy-mansplaining-kaitlan-collins-cnn?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

JStatePost,

@georgetakei
🥥 Political newcomer is alleged to have business skills, but so far he's only demonstrated that he has zero political skills and negative charisma. 🥥

RollingStone, to random

John Eastman, one of the legal minds behind Donald Trump’s scheme to stay in office, surrendered to Georgia authorities today. While leaving the courthouse he told reporters there was “no question” in his mind that the 2020 election had been stolen from Trump. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/john-eastman-arrested-georgia-election-lie-1234810558/

JStatePost,

@RollingStone
🥥 surrendered to authorities Tuesday
Mug shot or it didn't happen. 🥥

dale_hennessey, to random

I really don't think his martial status is relevant. This is shameful reporting.

JStatePost,

@dale_hennessey
🥥 Well is he militant because he's unmarried? 🥥

cliffwade, to mastodon
@cliffwade@allthingstech.social avatar

Since we're starting to see more new users come over from Twitter/X due to the shenanigans happening, I thought I'd share this post with some tips and tricks for new Mastodon users.

https://blog.allthingstech.social/tips-and-tricks-for-new-mastodon-users/

This thread will give you some tips for getting started here on Mastodon and how to make it as good of an experience as possible.

JStatePost,

@cliffwade
🥥 TL;DR -- is like , NOT like .
Do you keep count of how many people send you email? 🥥

openculture, to random
@openculture@toot.community avatar

The British Library Puts 1,000,000 Images into the Public Domain, Making Them Free to Reuse & Remix. ICYMI

https://www.openculture.com/2013/12/british-library-puts-1000000-images-into-public-domain.html

JStatePost,

@openculture
🥥 Show ALL million images here or it didn't happen! 🥥

JStatePost,

@openculture
🥥 Show ALL million images here or it didn't happen! 🥥

JStatePost,

@openculture
🥥 Show ALL the million images here or it didn't happen! 🥥

realTuckFrumper, to random
@realTuckFrumper@mastodon.social avatar

Why is the Australian dollar falling so fast – and what does it mean? https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/aug/20/why-is-the-australian-dollar-falling-so-fast-and-what-does-it-mean?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

JStatePost,

@realTuckFrumper
🥥 Q: Why is the dollar falling so fast?
A: it was bitten by a spider.
Or,
A: It's on the other side of the world and therefore prone to falling. 🥥

Radical_EgoCom, to random

I don't know about 20 years, but the people need to seize the means of production

JStatePost,

@Radical_EgoCom
🥥 Muppets of the world, unite! 🥥

blogdiva, to FiberArts
@blogdiva@mastodon.social avatar

a moth or a butterfly just flew into my living room and it's just chilling on my station's peg board.

swear to dog, am the disney princess of bugs.

i don't like bugs.

JStatePost,

@stevesplace @blogdiva
🥥 Eye can't be considered a creature whisperer of any sort, but I do emit a nearly constant string of repetitive comments during the day.
You could call me The People Annoyer. 🥥

futurebird, to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

My cat's name is "Pica" ... but that's one letter off from a puca and I don't think that's an accident.

She is a gremlin.

JStatePost,

@futurebird
🥥 Maybe it's me, but Pica looks kinda judgmental -- as all cats should. 🥥

vowe, to random

Do you feel me?

JStatePost,

@vowe
🥥 Is potato exercise! 🥥

Jedigirl, to martialartsmemes

deleted_by_moderator

    •
    JStatePost,

    @Jedigirl
    🥥 Eye always used to say, "It's impossible to proofread too much."
    Also, all the invisible mistakes have their invisibility cloaking removed as soon as the printed item comes off the press. 🥥

    GossiTheDog, to random
    @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

    deleted_by_author

    •
    JStatePost,

    @GossiTheDog
    🥥 Red Bull gives your dog . 🥥

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • provamag3
  • rosin
  • thenastyranch
  • ethstaker
  • InstantRegret
  • osvaldo12
  • DreamBathrooms
  • Durango
  • magazineikmin
  • khanakhh
  • Youngstown
  • everett
  • slotface
  • kavyap
  • JUstTest
  • mdbf
  • ngwrru68w68
  • tacticalgear
  • cubers
  • GTA5RPClips
  • modclub
  • Leos
  • tester
  • megavids
  • cisconetworking
  • normalnudes
  • anitta
  • lostlight
  • All magazines
    •