OhJoySexToy, 1 month ago to random

https://www.patreon.com/posts/101648045
After decades away, Jey Pawlik reunites with an old love- Instant Photography! But... it's different now. Taking pictures used to be so easy as a kid, how can they overcome their perfectionism and have fun with it as an adult?

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OhJoySexToy, 2 months ago to random

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HAPPY 11th BIRTHDAY TO OH JOY SEX TOY!
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Thank you again so, so much for being here.
Thank you for making this all possible for over a decade now.
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Erika floats in from above and over a huge panel. Her dress flops over as she’s hanging upside down. Behind her is a puzzle piece board filling the background, on top of each puzzle piece is a throwback to the Internet from 2010’s. Little sentences such as ‘I has cheeseburger’, ‘Asking Jeeves for the meaning of life’, ‘Deconstructive, cishetronomativity, and sharing porn’, fill this board. As Erika hangs, she talks and Matthew adds commentary from the side. Erika - ‘It’s a retrospective comic! Roll with it Nolan! Welcome to the 2010s when the Internet had a lot more space for… ‘ Matthew - ‘Goofing with your friends in 140 characters brackets (Twitter)’ Erika - ‘Tattooed and pierced pinup girl communities… (suicide girls)’ Matthew - ‘Doing it for the vine …’ Erika - ‘Writing academic feminist, theory, and posting hipster porn… (Tumblr)’ Matthew - ‘Cake farts! Oh, such farts.’ Erika - ‘But one piece is missing. The perfect space for… A title appears in a banner! Sex-positive Comics Subtitle Comics that explore and celebrate the world of sex, sexuality, gender, relationships, identity, and being human. Floating around this are other words Sex toy reviews, Autobio, Instructional, Education, Humor, Good ol’-fashioned smut, History, Nonfiction.
We are shown a panel of Erika in Matt from the past, leaping in the air with comic making paraphernalia floating around them. Erika - ‘And so, Oh Joy Sex Toy debutted 11 years ago.’ Matthew - ‘What started as a two person boner-jokes funsies project…’ The next panel has as an abstraction of the Earth on it around. It contains the rest of the Oh Joy Sex Toy team members. An Anonymous vampire. Ripley, a disheveled, anarchist bad ass. Ziggy a dog holding boss. Hein, a big, lovable bear. Jey a grinning happy, go lucky creative. Danny our transcriber guru! On top of the illustration the narration continues Narration - ‘...grew into dozens of contributors in a dedicated team around the world.’ Erika - ‘Who continue to make some of the best positive comics around!‘ Erika swings through on her rope, beneath her is a jungle that quickly becomes a desert, and on top of that are a bunch of gravestones belonging to different publications that have since closed, the jungle is labled as 2010’s publishing and the desert, 2020’s publishing. Erika - ‘The landscape of online publishing has changed a lot over the last decade…’ Matthew pours a bottle of liquid over The Nib’s gravestone, holding a hat in on his chest. Matthew - ‘Algorithms, restrictions, politics. Rest in printouts…’ Erika continues ‘… and we’re watching as much larger publishers with much deeper pockets are downsizing or finally closing up shop.’ A little meme’y ‘Press F to Pay Respects’ floats over the scene.
Narration - ‘Which brings us to…’ Big title Oh Joy Sex Toy’s Pledge Drive! https://patreon.com/OhJoySexToy Narration - ‘A site like this lives on its patron support and so over our birthday month, we’re asking loud and proud for sign ups.’ We’re shown a big panel of an arrow directed circular point-to-point loop. Subtitle - ‘How does this work?’ A little marshmallow person Clicks on a laptop - ‘You read comic’ We are shown a big coffee cup with a dollar sign on it - ‘You support on Patreon’ Coffee cup goes into the hand of an artist - ‘We hire artist’ The artist now starts work on a comic - ‘Artist makes comic’ ‘The comic appears on Oh Joy Sex Toy’ The final arrow points back to ‘You read comic’, closing the loop! In the middle of this Loop is some narration text - ‘Oh Joy Sex Toy is artist-owned and Patreon supported. We pay artists with this income to make comics that they own and we get to share it with you on Oh Joy Sex Toy for free. No annoying pop-up ads, no paywalls, just comics.’ Erika does a fly by swoop with the sound effect ‘fwip!’ Erika - ‘Committing to one buck per comic – about a coffee per month – keeps us going. Several bucks per comic? Keeps us thriving. Let’s talk about rewards!’ Beneath her is a title surrounded by presents, and around those presents are little subtitles. Title - Pledge Drive Exclusives, Only on the Patreon Subtitles - Essays, comics, Seacrest, podcast, interviews, behind-the-scenes stuff.

OhJoySexToy, 3 months ago to random

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/acesxistential-lilaeleaf
Being asexual doesn't mean being alone forever, Lilaeleaf explains in their comic. There is so much love to give and receive and feel! She finds beauty and intimacy in their own way.

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OhJoySexToy, 5 months ago to random

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/wearing-the-skirt-kiwi
Kiwi debuts on OJST with this sweet story about reconnecting with your boyhood friends as the fashionably femme adult you are now.

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OhJoySexToy, 7 months ago to random

Where do those dirty thoughts come from and are they telling you what you really, truly want to experience in real life? Demystify your fantasies with this comic from our archive!

Full transcript of comic available at https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/sexual-fantasies/

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"There aren't really any limits on what can constitute a sexual fantasy and, being the creative creatures we are, we'll go through scores of them over our lifetime." Erika continues, throwing her arms wide in the air. GF holds their head in shame and confusion. "But, like... I'm thinking reaaaaaaally raunchy thoughts and desires ALL THE TIME. Does that mean I really WANT to do these things? I... I didn't think I was that kinda person!" "Aw, there's nothing wrong with you, that's all NORMAL." Erika reassures GF. "Having fantasies is healthy, ordinary, and part of what makes you unique and interesting! Sexual or not, your imaginative mind constantly wants to explore and play. THOUGHTS and ACTIONS are two VERY DIFFERENT things!" Now Erika and GF transition to sitting before a roaring campfire. Erika continues, "Our brains just love to go to weird places! We all THINK about doing stuff that we would never actually carry out. Your fantasies don't define who you are as a person or even say what you really, truly want to experience!" GF is holding their hands in front of the fire, looking content. Erika continues, "For a basic example: Have you ever been so captivated looking at a fire that you pictured yourself reaching out and touching it?" Without taking their eyes off the enchanting flames, GF responds, "Who hasn't? It's so beautiful!" "But are you ACTUALLY going to put your hand in fire FOR REALS?" Erika asks.
GF jumps up and away from the campfire, exclaiming, "Oh lord, no, that'd be awful!" Erika concludes her thought with, "Just because it's fun to think about, doesn't mean you really are going to act on it." As Erika dumps a bucket of water over the flames, she says, "Fantasies can let folks fulfill their desires that they can't reasonably act on, which is actually part of the appeal!" "I dunno," GF says while pointing at their forehead. "I feel pretty weirded out by some of the stuff floating around in here..." Putting a hand on GF's shoulder reassuringly, Erika explains, "Hey, even if something really gets stuck in there, don't be too hard on yourself. It's OK to like the weird and scarier stuff! There's nothing wrong with you. We all have been turned on by thinking about illicit subjects before." Erika leads GF to a magically conjured generic blue person who has one foot on the sidewalk and one foot on a lawn with a giant sign that reads, "STAY OFF GRASS". The blue person shivers with pleasure while giggling "OoooOOOooo heheheheh". "Sometimes the fact that something is contrary to your morals or it's taboo is the exact reason why it's so tantalizing to think about!" Erika says, while gesturing at the blue person who is enjoying their transgression. "Those thoughts may be stimulating to you because they're off limits. If it were socially acceptable, it would lose its appeal because there'd be nothing exceptional (and therefore thrilling) about it!"
Erika gestures at her own head, which now has stars and swirls and hearts exploding from the top. "Getting to explore in your head the things that you shouldn't or can't reasonably act on is how imagination WORKS and it's what makes us such fascinating creatures. But if you're overly worried about what's spinning in your juice box or you feel you're in danger of acting on the scarier images or doing anything illegal, there's always outside help available. Seek out a good (sex positive) therapist to figure out where these thoughts are originating from and how to remain in control of your actions." Erika scoops up the fantasy stars and hearts from her head, and while hugging them says, "Overall: embrace your fantasies! Having them is healthy and normal. You're free to think about the most over-the-top fantasies with impunity as long as you're respectful and kind to others in your real life actions." Now back at the cafe table, Erika nudges GF, saying "Enjoy your dirty thoughts, you wonderful perv, you!" GF asks their friend, "Wanna hear something raunchy?", to which the friend replies, "You KNOW I do!"

OhJoySexToy, 7 months ago to random

Got a pair of testicles and know for sure you don't wanna ever reproduce? Our friend Carlos got a vasectomy and he's sharing his hard-won knowledge and terrible ball puns with us in the comic from the archives!

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“With both methods, the aim’s the same: cutting, cauterizing, folding, or blocking both Vas Deferens, which effectively stops sperm from ever getting into your ejaculate/cum, making all that future goo you shoot out infertile!” An illustration shows how the Vas deferens are long thin tubes connected between the testes and the area around the prostate gland. “You’ll still make sperm in your testes, but they’ll just get re-absorbed by your body.” Illustration shows the sperm trapped inside the epididymis, unable to bypass the cut in the vas deferens. “The first 15 to 20 ejaculations after surgery will still have live sperm in it, so MAKE SURE you keep using a condom until your doctor checks a sample of your semen and gives it the all-clear.” “A vasectomy won’t change the way your orgasms look or feel and, other than having some minor surgery, you’ll be exactly the same, just unable to get people pregnant.” Illustration shows that while the vas deferens tubes are cut, the prostate gland is still connected to the urethra. “Pretty much anybody with testes can opt to get a vasectomy, but it's still a weighty decision that warrants some good long thinking. it's designed to be permanent, so brew on it before you dive in.” It’s not a good option for anyone who: Might harbor thoughts on producing a biologically related child. Feels pressure from outside sources, like friends, family, loved ones, or monetary strain. Hopes it'll solve their temporary troubles.
Heads up! A vasectomy won't stop you from getting or transmitting STIs so you may still need to wear condoms. but other than that you won't ever really have to think about baby-making again! The panel goes back to Matthew and Carlos chatting over their snacks. Matthew, eating more chips and two-bean salsa, asks, “So, how did it go for you??”. Carlos shrugs. “I blacked out,” he says. “What?!?!”, responds Matthew. The next panel shows a flashback of Carlos sitting on the examining table at the clinic. A healthcare worker puts on gloves and asks, “You ready?”. In response, Carlos pumps a fist and says, “Let’s chop ’em, boys!” Carlos narrates over the panel. “Yeah. I thought I could do it without the anxiety drugs they offered me, but I guess I got more nervous than I thought I would, and before I knew it…” The next panel shows Carlos starting to doze off as he’s asked, “First one done, how you doing?” Carlos starts to say, “Ugh, I’m fine…” before fading out and fainting. Carlos continues to narrate. “I woke up pretty quick and after drinking some juice they finished the job.”
He scratches his chin. “Sleeping that first night was hard. Even though my junk wasn’t in much pain there were some uncomfortable angles that would wake me up. It was easier the next day. I was able to walk around easily… Though I still spent most of the day wrapped in a blanket, laying on the couch and playing Smash.” The comic ends with Carlos and Matthew swinging on a pair of snipped off vas deferens, with the testes as their seats. Carlos winks. “All in all, it’s been smooth sailing! Honestly, I haven’t really noticed much of a vas DEFERENCE.” Matthew boos Carlos’ terrible pun. Notes! There IS more to learn about Vasectomies past the procedure, like how there’s a rare chance (1% ish) your tubes may grow back together within 5 years and that there are only-sometimes successful vasectomy-reversal options out there. Visit http://plannedparenthood.org to study up! Read more comics on http://OhJoySexToy.com . Artist owned and Patreon supported http://Patreon.com/OhJoySexToy . This comic was posted on January 22, 2019 and transcribed March 10, 2023, by Dennie Park, who can be found at http://linktr.ee/DeepBeeps

OhJoySexToy, 8 months ago to random

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In this comic from the archives, Matt gets anal as he walks you through how to prepare your cave of wonder for a plunder.

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Image: Matthew is stood next to some helpful factoids as he lists them out. They're lightly illustrated, as this page is all about the facts! Subtitle: Helpful Tools Lube (we recommend something that'll not be absorbed by the body, a thick silicone lube is our go-to) A butt plug Baby Wipes & Towel Store Bought Enema Lots of TIME Matt: Listen, shit happens. Your sphincter is designed to keep poop IN, so it’s NORMAL that when you go deep stirring up your insides with a big rod you MIGHT dig up some dung. Here’s my tips on cleaning yourself out in preparation for the big day. Image of a salad: Try to eat lightly the night before. Salads, soup, sushi and that sort of thing! Image of a see-through human eating a bean: Eat normally the day of you anal activities - That fresh food will be too far up your pipes to be in the way that soon! Image of a cartoon poop and enema: Take a nice big dump early in the day! A handful of hours before sex, bust out that store bought enema! BW reappears and is holding his face in fear: Ahk! I've never done one before! Matt: Don't worry, I'll be your Enema Escort! It's not nearly as scary as you might think. Image of a giant enema being plunged into a pool of warm water as Matthew narrates: Get a cheap store bought enema and pour out its contents (the saline normally has added laxatives and you don't want that, it’ll make you poop MORE). Replace it with warmish water!
Image of Matthew and Erika listen to music, as Matthew continues on. Matt: Head to the bathroom and put on a good podcast. Erika’s a big fan of Comic Lab and I love the sweet sounds of the McElroy Brothers. We now have 3 panels of simplified humans going through the motions of an enema along with the instructions. Lay down on a towel on your back or front or side, with your knees drawn up to your chest. Lube up your enema nozzle and push it into your butt! Then slowly squeeze the warm water into your bowels - it's gonna feel funky, but you're doing great! Once all that waters inside you, pop out the enema, clench your butt hole tight and wait it out a few minutes. Once it feels like you're about to shit all over the room, sit down on the toilet and release it. Image: Matthew reappears next to BW, who is patiently sat on the toilet. Matt: Do this a few times till your poop water is coming out clear! Well done, you’re now an Enema Expert! (Or should I say… Enema ExSPLURT) BW: No, no, you should not. Image: Narration floats over an image of cartoon Matthew opening up a big anus, the camera is shot from within the butt hole, it's wild, and I (the Matthew who's transcribing this) can't believe Erika drew it, haha. Matt: Like any muscle, your anus could do with a good warm up and stretch before you think about putting your partner into it. Subtitle: Do Your Stretches Matt: A few hours prior to getting fucked it pays dividends to play with your ass a bunch.
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OhJoySexToy, 8 months ago to random

Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self with this comic from our archives!

Check out this and 10 years worth of comics over at ohjoysextoy.com

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Roughly 1 in 260 scrotum-packing humans will pick up testicular cancer in their lives. While it rarely kills, it is something you’ll want to treat before it gets bad. It usually develops in your twenties to forties and is pretty fixable with a 95% success rate, which bumps up to 98% when caught early. An illustration of the scrotum and its anatomy is shown, including the scrotum, the testes, the epididymis, vas deferens, and relevant blood vessels. Matthew stands next to his volunteer, who poses proudly and is wearing nothing. Matthew gestures down at the person’s scrotum as he says, “It’s in your best interest to get familiar with your own balls and give ‘em a check every month or so.” The volunteer says “Right, so. Walk me through this.” The best time to check your balls is after a bath or shower, so they are all relaxed and zoned out. Hold your cock away and start feeling each ball up separately. Put it between your thumb and fingers and roll it around. An illustration of some hands gently probing and feeling their testicle through the skin of the scrotum. The aim of the (ball) game here is to get used to how your testicles feel normally, so you can tell in the future when something changes. Stuff like hard irregular lumps or shapes on the testicles’ surface or big changes in the size, shape, and consistency of a testicle are things you’re looking for. Like, if you find a strange lump on the ball itself that isn’t free-floating, that’s a red flag.
Stuff to take note of: We all have one ball larger than the other, that’s normal! The bit connected to your ball is called the epididymis and it’s naturally weird and lumpy. A scrotum is packed with blood vessels and tissue, the consistency of which can throw off your inspection game, so just focus on the hard surface of the ball itself. The volunteer continues to feel their testicles. “So, ah, what if we find something not-quite-right?” Matthew answers, “Easy! Take it to your doc. They’ll give it a feel and if they agree something’s off, they’ll send you in for a non-invasive ultrasound.” An illustration of an ultrasound probe being gently pressed against a person’s scrotum by a gloved hand. It’s here that they’ll be able to tell if the abnormality is anything to be worried about. They might then follow up with a blood test. If you’re unlucky and they find something cancerous, chances are you’ll go straight in for an operation to remove the testicle. The volunteer exclaims “Woah, no biopsy? Just straight up remove my ball?!?!!! But… I wanted KIDS!” Matthew responds “Yeah! Biopsies rarely help with testicular cancer and can actually make ‘em grow faster! So usually they opt to just pull the testicle - which ISN’T a problem. You only need one testicle to make enough sperm and testosterone.”
“For severe cases, you might be in for some radiation and chemo, depending on the type of cancer and progression. But you can do it - I believe in you! Just keep talking to your doctors and follow their advice.” An illustration shows silhouetted figures of a person sitting on a medical examination table and a doctor with a clipboard. Matthew and his volunteer stand on a baseball diamond. The volunteer readies their bat at the home plate while Matthew stands at the pitcher’s mound. Matthew goes in the windup position as he prepares to throw a baseball. He winks as he says, “Hopefully I didn’t throw you any curve balls, this is all pretty basic knowledge I think, nothing balls to the walls or super nuts. The important thing is to just keep your eye on the ball(s)!”

OhJoySexToy, 9 months ago to relationships

Love is not enough.

In this comic from our archives, 40-Year-Old Erika Moen
shares some hard truths with 20-Years-Old-and-Heartbroken Erika Moen about this crazy thing called 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮
#OhJoySexToy #OJST #Relationships

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Page 2, young Erika sobs out, “All I did was love her and then she threw me away for no reason!” Erika reaches over to pat her younger self. “Well, honestly, you were kind of a dick.” “WHAT!” Young Erika yells back defensively. She angrily pushes herself up to glare at her older self, before pointing a finger at her. “Hey, who are you, anyway?!” Erika shrugs reassuringly. “I’m you. About 20 years in the future. Listen, you weren’t a dick on purpose, you’re not a bad person (and neither is she!). You’re just… young, you’re inexperienced with being a partner, and you’ve got some pretty unrealistic ideas about love.” Young Erika grumbles, “...Unrealistic ideas about love…? Love is love! What more do you need to know?” Erika takes Young Erika’s hand to help her get up. “C’mon,” Erika says. “Let’s you n’ me go down a trip down the River of Love.” Young Erika strikes a “Woe is Me” pose as the two make their way over to an inflatable raft with a paddle. She cries out, “What we had was MAGIC! Two souls combined! Such a pure connection can never be replicated!” “Go home, Erika, you’re drunk,” her older self responds. “ExCUSE you?!” Erika says, “Seriously! When you first fall in love, your brain is flooded with neurochemicals that make you high as balls.”
Page 3, the stream continues to flow down to form a river that the two Erikas start to ride in their raft. Young Erika leans over the side of the raft to run her hand through the flowing neurochemicals. She starts to cry. “What, so ‘love’ is just a buncha chemicals? LOVE IS A LIE!!!" (A note says, “Actual thing I actually said.”) Erika continues to paddle the boat. She replies, “Love is real, you’re just not in a sober mindset about it early-on. You think being in love with someone is this stationary state… When really it’s this living entity that’s constantly in motion.” The raft the two Erikas are in splashes around as they ride out a sudden wave. Erika calls out, “It never stops changing! Sometimes in ways that make you happier. Sometimes in ways that make you sadder.” The two continue down the river as the water starts to calm again. Young Erika hugs her knees close to her chest. “Well, I’m hella sad now,” she says. “I won’t ever love again.” Erika turns to look back at her and says, “It’s true, you won’t ever have this love again because every time you love someone, it will be different.” Young Erika looks down, looking sad and resentful, like she doesn’t want to hear what Erika is saying but she is resigned to it anyway. “We’re humans. We’re a social species, programmed to seek relationships. We need love, but at the same time… Love is not enough.”
Text: Continued in next post, full comics on OhJoySexToy.com

OhJoySexToy, 9 months ago to random

Oh Joy Sex Toy was significantly impacted by Patreon's recent big ol' "whoopsiedoodle" on their end that caused many patrons' charges being declined and cancelling subscriptions.

We exist because of our patrons. You are the reason we can pay our cartoonists to produce their creator-owned, sex-positive comics to share with everyone each week.

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OhJoySexToy, 10 months ago to random

You won't pee-lieve this, but after becoming sexually active, Robin Gray is plagued with UTIs. Urine luck, because this story actually finds a solution to this soluble problem.

Read the full comic here: https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/goodbye-uti-robin-gray/
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jeypawlik, 1 year ago to random

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/libido-jey-pawlik/

A little story about libidos!

I really wanted to chat about how fluid they can be and how it's okay if you're not running at 100% all the time.

Based on a conversation I had with a very good friend of mine, who's appearance has been changed for the sake of the comic!
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