mpax, 5 days ago to Jokes

Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.
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SharonCummingsArt, 10 days ago to VegetableGardening

Flower Girl....Life is too short not to laugh and smile. :)

ART
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mpax, 14 days ago to Jokes

When does a joke become a “dad joke”?

When it becomes apparent
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mpax, 14 days ago to Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him
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mpax, 17 days ago to Jokes

What is a solar panel's favorite breakfast?

Eggs. Sunny side up.
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mpax, 23 days ago to Jokes

Why Is Elton John's solar farm the most productive in the world?

He Doesn’t Let The Sun Go Down
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mpax, 24 days ago to Jokes

What do you call a group of people discussing renewable energy?

A Solar Panel
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mpax, 25 days ago to Jokes

Why Was The Wind Turbine On The Ground?

Someone Knocked The Wind Out Of It
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mpax, 30 days ago to Jokes

Why Was The Wind Turbine Blushing?

It Broke Wind
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mpax, 1 month ago to Jokes

What’s A Wind Turbines Favorite Color?

Blew
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mpax, 1 month ago to Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of sodium atoms?

2 NA
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mpax, 1 month ago to Jokes

Why was the car so fatigued?

It didn't have any brakes.
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mpax, 1 month ago to Jokes

Why don’t fish play basketball? They’re afraid of nets!

They’re afraid of nets!
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mpax, 1 month ago to Jokes

How do shellfish get to the hospital?

In a clam-bulance!
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mpax, 1 month ago to Jokes

What fish performs operations?

A sturgeon!
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mpax, 1 month ago to Jokes

Why is a bad joke like a dull pencil?

It has no point.
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mpax, 1 month ago to Jokes

What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?

14 carrot earring
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mpax, 1 month ago to Jokes

How do you secure a jewelry store?

Locket
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mpax, 1 month ago to Jokes

How do broken pencils feel?

Totally pointless
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mpax, 2 months ago to Jokes

I finally hung up all of my drawings.

But i'm afraid it makes my house look kinda sketchy...
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mpax, 2 months ago to Jokes

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!
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mpax, 2 months ago to Jokes

Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's extinct
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mpax, 2 months ago to Jokes

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator
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mpax, 2 months ago to Jokes

What sort of footwear do artists wear?

Sketchers.
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mpax, 2 months ago to Jokes

What types of shoes don’t plumbers like?

Clogs
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