Binder

Binder, 4 hours ago to random

A man’s reach should exceed his grasp or what’s a beverage for?

Binder, 3 hours ago to random

The neighbors think I’m afraid of their dog because every time the dog gets close to me, they follow the dog to me & I move away.

Binder, 2 hours ago to cooking

I guess I’m #cooking mushrooms. Nothing fancy, nearly By The Bittman Book.

Binder, 4 hours ago to random

When something is ‘subcutaneous’, that means it’s insufficiently cute.

Binder, 6 hours ago to random

I don't understand how people can hate BSD more than Windows.

Binder, 4 hours ago to random

Wtf is an Apache Flink

Binder, 6 hours ago to random

"You don't actually hate this thing you say you do, you really hate capitalism!" is not the defense of the things which I hate that you feel it should be.

I got enough hate in me to end the things I complain about AND capitalism.

Binder, 7 hours ago to random

A thousand toots ago someone asked me if I really do follow the thousands of people that my Mastodon profile says I do.

Then they asked me how (meaning why).

I wrote a blog post about my rationale & tooling http://rites.vislae.town/how-i-fediverse.html

Binder, 7 hours ago to random

Getting the crap beaten out of me in the lobby by animated concessions after being lured there by their hypnotic jingle

Binder, 6 hours ago to random

Kill the government in your head.

Binder, 17 hours ago to random

Tonight on #GlimmeringValley, nobody gets badly mauled but fear is felt.

That’s right. I committed #Numenera tonight.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

“It looks like you’re offline. Some actions might not work.”

But only the boring ones, right?

Binder, 1 day ago to random

Not speaking for my employer, here, but I preferred when I thought the lyric was “Don’t the trees look like crucified bees”.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

The veteran of a thousand The Sidehackers showings

Binder, 1 day ago to random

I knew a lady who never fed her dogs in the same place; every day, she’d put the food dishes somewhere different & let her hounds enjoy the hunt.

I think she might be delivering packages these days.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

Okay, yes, on the one hand, I have been told my whole life that my opinions are worthless but, on the other hand, they are.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

The screaming is coming from inside my own heart.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

Contrary to allegations, I don't "wake up grumpy". I wake up normal & then immediately have to deal w/ some bullshit or other, which results in me becoming grumpy.

V different thing.

Binder, 3 days ago to random

Lo-fi Beats to 2FA To.

Binder, 3 days ago to cooking

Celebrating a meet(ing)-less Monday w/ a little saute & braise #cooking action.

Binder, 4 days ago to random

Yes we’ve had coffee but

What about second coffee??

Binder, 5 days ago to random

A Man for all Siestas.

Binder, 6 days ago to random

JAWS stands for Just Add Water Soups, a rehydrated class of readymade meal, often containing protein & noodles.

So one can see why some people would be afraid to go into the water after learning about Jaws. Or hear about it, perhaps.

Binder, 6 days ago to random

A scope creep is a person who shifts a schedule to cut testing phases while adding features to the product.

Binder, 7 days ago to random

I’m starting to think that Sales loves acronyms not to tighten up their communications but to obfuscate their ignorance of what they’re talking about.