Binder

Binder, 5 months ago to random

Strings of ":wqq:q!ZZ:wq" are called Letters to the Editor.

Binder, 28 days ago to random

When a business or executive is described as laser-focused, your visual model should be that of a cat chasing the meaningless dot of a laser pointer until exhausted.

Binder, 5 months ago to random

Happy Buy Nothing Day to those who celebrate.

Binder, 6 months ago to random

Frankly I’m baffled that politicians keep asking for my money when they’ve got billionaires buying them expensive vacations & luxury homes. You want me to support your candidacy, give ME some of YOUR money.

Binder, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

They’re Moving Fast because the Things which they’re Breaking are called laws.

Binder, 5 months ago to random

Taking a picture of the label to zoom in to read the text years old.

Binder, 1 month ago to random

Turning off my camera because the Staff Engineer uses ‘peg’ to mean ‘assign a task to’ & I’m too tired to keep my composure.

Binder, 3 months ago to random

Lower the retirement age to 50, you cowards.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

When you’re formulating an emergency response to an incursion of Draculas, make sure to invite all the stakeholders

Binder, 8 months ago to random

I feel like we should try terraforming Earth, first.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Fiiiiine I’ll get out of bed but I won’t like it & no one should expect it to last

Binder, 6 months ago to random

Encrypting my notes from the kids by writing them in cursive.

Binder, 4 months ago to random

Downgraded a "shitheads" to "clowns" in an email which I sent. Because I'm a fucking professional.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

A cast iron bong would help kids develop important cleaning habits they can transfer to the cast iron skillet you’re leaving them in your will.

Binder, 6 months ago to random

My software development methodology is
1: do it wrong THEN
2: do it right THEN
3: do it efficiently

Can not WAIT to make it to that step 2 someday.

Binder, 6 months ago to random

Sapience means "capable of enjoying maple syrup".

Binder, 9 months ago to random

One hour between meetings is the perfect amount of time for me to neither advance projects nor relax.

Binder, 5 months ago to random

Someone appears to be having rough sex w/ a bagpipe across the street.

Binder, 1 year ago to random

Trans people are people. That’s all.

They’re not the villain. I am.

Leave trans people alone. If you can’t stand to do that, help them. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Binder, 5 months ago to random

Telling me that I can go back in to a cave if everyone stops burning petroleum is not the disincentive you seem to think it is. I’m a natural born troglodyte.

Binder, 5 months ago to random

If you’re bored on the Fediverse, you need to follow more accounts.

If you’re angry on the Fediverse, you need to follow fewer accounts.

If you’re bored And angry on the Fediverse, you need to redistribute the hoarded wealth of oligarchs to the v poorest.

I don’t make the rules

Binder, 5 months ago to random

It’s not that Dracula is afraid of crucifixes, it’s that he’s lived long enough to know that the kind of people who ramble around pushing death cult schwag in to people’s faces are Super Annoying & even the immortals don’t have time for that shit.

Binder, 3 months ago to random

"Are you actually angry at software or are you simply hungry?"

Two things can be true.

Binder, 3 months ago to random

Online discontent creator.

Binder, 2 months ago to random

I don’t understand your post but I will defend to the defederation your right to toot it.