Binder

Binder, 5 months ago to random

Taking FireFox for a spin, to see what the fuss is all about.

Binder, 3 months ago to random

Going to take a chance on a writer that I’ve only read in collaboration w/ other writers. Hope it’s a good read.

Binder, 2 months ago to random

Rebranding roach clips as cone cozies

Binder, 7 days ago to random

I’m starting to think that Sales loves acronyms not to tighten up their communications but to obfuscate their ignorance of what they’re talking about.

Binder, 4 months ago to random

Who out there is not recognizing clothes as an artificial technology? Who is being born fully dressed?

Binder, 5 months ago to random

Why would I ever say I have a “spirit animal” when “Familiar” is plopped right there in my mixed European origins?

Binder, 5 months ago to random

Boosting toots about hiding boosted toots is harm reduction on behalf of entities trying to consume my booststream

Binder, 4 months ago to random

Christmas toys? More like Christmas joys! #JoinIn

Binder, 6 months ago to random

Laptop accreditations.

Binder, 2 months ago to random

mfw the mortgage co (which pays the home owner insurance from escrow & always has) demands proof of home owner insurance.

Hold on, let me just connect you to the department of your own co which handles that, jerkface.

Binder, 8 months ago to random

I feel like we should try terraforming Earth, first.

Binder, 7 months ago to random

A white woman yelled “hashtag irony” when I came in to a coffeehouse masked, in case you thought hostility was dead.

Binder, 2 months ago to random

By rights of name, Bay Area Rapid Transit should be a bullet train between Chesapeake’s Bay & San Francisco’s Bay.

Binder, 1 month ago to random

Turning off my camera because the Staff Engineer uses ‘peg’ to mean ‘assign a task to’ & I’m too tired to keep my composure.

Binder, 9 months ago to random

Nobody panic but I'm listening to an entire album IN track order listing & it's NOT a mashup compilation. Yea, I know! I'm confused & scared, too!

(it's P!nk's Funhouse [expanded edition] because what's 15 years when you rock this hard?)

Binder, 5 months ago to random

Taking a picture of the label to zoom in to read the text years old.

Binder, 5 months ago to random

I can’t stop laughing at the idea of someone refusing to move their other hand from the home row

Binder, 3 months ago to baking

Hey guess what. Not only am I terrible at cooking, I’m also bad at #Baking. Let’s fuck around in the kitchen, shall we?

Binder, 3 months ago to random

Man! Someone’s got messed up taste in films! (Me. These are mine.)

Binder, 5 months ago to coffee

Took more than ten seconds, still feels like love. #coffee

Binder, 7 months ago to random

Still laughing about JHVH getting away w/ his rib kink in front of Adam.

“My beloved creature, whom I created from nothingness, whose universe I constructed for your pleasurable existence, is there aught you lack for?”

My adored creator, whose power is limitless, I admit to being a bit lonely.

“Be of good cheer! It’s no great effort for me to create a companion for you, having created you & all that there is. But. I … I need one of your ribs. For god reasons. Be still.”

Binder, 1 month ago to random

This is an excellent example of my favorite form of ambiguity.

Is this the MontereyBayAquarium threatening me or trying to give me hope or just some randomly generated by ,,AI,, phrase?

Binder, 5 months ago to random

Happy Buy Nothing Day to those who celebrate.

Binder, 4 months ago to random

Morning people are a myth; they’re just normal people w/o the good sense to stay in bed.

Binder, 1 month ago to random

What the fuck is a Lance Bass