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CactuarJoe

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

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CactuarJoe, to movies
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This week on , the weekly monster movie watch party, we've got STRANGER FROM VENUS (1954)! It's apparently so similar to The Day the Earth Stood Still that it wasn't released in the US until years later for fear of legal action. Fun!

The flick's not available on Archive.org, but it's on Tubi and the Extremely Easy To Download From, Wink Wink YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASAPL92HuhU

We start at 9pm eastern on Sundays! Hope to see you there :D

CactuarJoe, to random
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Shower thoughts from Son of Godzilla (1967):

-Why did the UN parachute drop a reporter into their secret weapons-testing black site?

-Why does the UN have a secret weapons-testing black site???

-WHY IS IT ON MONSTER ISLAND

trixter, to random
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Coming into late and it sounds like a storm is picking up outside so this will be fun

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter He's huge! Why I'd call him GIMANTIS!

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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It is an hour until , your weekly monster movie watch party! If you don't want to see a bunch of nerdy monster movie toots, set up a filter for the hashtag.

This week's movie is SON OF GODZILLA (1967), and is available on Tubi or archive.org right over here: https://archive.org/details/son-of-godzilla

We start at 9pm Eastern! Be there or be 'zilla!

CactuarJoe,
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oh ick

CactuarJoe,
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"Stop acting stupid!"

I'm not acting!

CactuarJoe,
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"Oh! Godzilla!"

...Is it, though? Is it really?

CactuarJoe,
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Oh man. Our guy looks like he had some bad plastic surgery :/

CactuarJoe,
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Ha ha! That mantis was a lot more convincing before they pulled back for a long shot :P

CactuarJoe,
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That's it, I'm calling Child Protective Services.

CactuarJoe,
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PLEASE NO MORE CLOSEUPS OF MINILLA

CactuarJoe,
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"You can talk!"

Dude's honestly shocked a woman's speaking to him.

CactuarJoe,
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"At the time I was born, my mother died."

It's quite a coincidence if you think about it.

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter If he's into multiple genders, he's Bimantis.

CactuarJoe,
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"Oh wonderful!"

Yeah, Reiko, choke hold! Strangle him!

CactuarJoe,
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She's pacified the monster with her mystical hog call.

CactuarJoe,
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Minilla tantrum. Poor Godzilla, everybody gets embarrassed when your kid throws a tantrum at the grocery store :/

CactuarJoe,
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"What is this Spiga?"

"It's a giant spider"

Oh, duh. Obviously.

CactuarJoe,
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Oh hey, THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND continues!

CactuarJoe,
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Reiko looks like she's looking for Margaritaville.

CactuarJoe,
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Oh, THAT's what the three seashells are for.

CactuarJoe,
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Dude's about to run off into the jungle and become a mushroom man.

CactuarJoe,
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Margaritaville shirt, khakis, and a straw hat straight off a plantation worker, and yet somehow on her it works?

CactuarJoe,
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Oh I think we're about to get something depressingly wacky happening.

CactuarJoe,
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Oh man, no, NEVER get silly string near an open flame D:

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