Jorsh

Jorsh, 1 year ago to random

Brief Interlude: Nick Cave and Shane McGowan - What A Wonderful World (Louis Armstrong cover) #PostPunk #Ballad 🇦🇺🇮🇪

https://youtu.be/OtsXjHk2ZsI

Jorsh, 2 months ago to random

Folks, let's just be clear about this, right now: the only chance you or I have of using a flying taxi service is if we've been taken hostage by a villain and we're being used to draw out the hero.

Jorsh, 4 months ago to random

Being expected to associate with something that I created, which farts, shits, and vomits and will eventually try to murder me in my sleep makes it really difficult for me to want to be a parent.

Jorsh, 2 months ago to random

I hit my head at work, on a shelving cross brace or whatever you'd call it. No concussion as far as we can tell.

Jorsh, 16 days ago to random

Beasties' chillout stuff is sweeeeeet.

Jorsh, 1 month ago to random

BEEFQUAKE

Jorsh, 1 month ago to random

Darkthrone AND Deicide with new albums today? Be still my already dead heart. 🤘

Jorsh, 1 month ago to random

The South better start paying Margaret Atwood some royalties.

Jorsh, 2 months ago to random

OpenEnnui

Jorsh, 1 month ago to random

Raise your hand if you're listening to Dopesmoker right now.

Jorsh, 1 month ago to random

Says the man who single-handedly beat comedy into a coma of unfunny in the '90s.

Jorsh, 20 days ago to random

It shouldn't need to be repeated at this point, but I guess some people just don't get it:

If you defend Nazis, you are implicit in their awfulness. You can't both-sides fascism. There are no fine folks on that side. Quit defending fascism.

Jorsh, 4 months ago to random

They say that two important things to do to help battle climate change is to not have children, and to switch to a plant-based diet.

I went a little overboard, trying to streamline things, and I'm sad to report that Cabbage Patch Kids aren't plant-based.

Jorsh, 2 months ago to random

We are being bombarded by physics particles all dimensions and all you can do is eat food and respire.

Jorsh, 2 months ago to random

#CurrentlyListeningTo Lustmord - Dark Matter #Soundscape #Experimental 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Jorsh, 3 months ago to HeavyMetal

I fucking love #HeavyMetal and will, until the day I die. 🤘 2001 may have been an awful year, but it's the one that changed my life in the most seismically positive way.

Jorsh, 4 months ago to random

God: Mike! Come here! Look at this!
Archangel Michael: Yes, Lord?
God: I just made this nifty thing called a "soul". It'll make my humans unique. Watch!
Adam: Oh. I'm suddenly inspired to create art and seek emotional attachments!
Michael: Oh, wow. That's beau-
Adam: achoo Argh! My soul! Halp!
God: lol
Michael: lol

Jorsh, 3 months ago to animals

Happy #Caturday from a blepping Lizzie. #CatsOfMastodon #Animals

Jorsh, 4 months ago to random

Screw having a rooster crow at dawn. Hail to the donkey that brays at 4:51AM. That is one punk-ass ass, and i love it.

Jorsh, 3 months ago to random

A man stuck me with pins today and got paid for it.

Jorsh, 4 months ago to random

If you decide to unfollow me, or indeed, block me, please do me the courtesy of informing me which post it was so that I can pin it to my profile with pride, forward it to all of my friends and relatives, and publish it in a hardbound anthology.

Jorsh, 2 months ago to random

Dear IGN,
Fuck you and your impossible website.

Jorsh, 4 months ago to random

Become the enema of human justice.

Jorsh, 2 months ago to random

Who do poor white people think are going to be slave laborers when all the minorities are dead? 🤦

Jorsh, 4 months ago to random

Anybody who wants to bring back dueling as a means of solving differences is insane and must be committed to an institution.