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Jorsh

@Jorsh@beige.party

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SFW account (Questionable), except for fucking swears.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns.

Header is a screenshot from Thems Fighting Herds, and depicts the cow Arizona lassoing the goat Shanty, who makes a funny face. Credit to Mane6.

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Jorsh, to random
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What's the easiest way to enter a coma? I need a vacation.

Jorsh,
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@mentallyalex

I'm sure there's already an AI of me out there.

Jorsh,
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@mentallyalex

N*SYNC covers of Motorbreath and Overkill.

Jorsh, to random
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Dead Brain Worm & Partially Devoured Brain2024**

Jorsh, to random
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Prunography

Jorsh, to random
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Cantankerous Rump

flockofnazguls, to random
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Good morning.

electric wizard funeralopolis

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UAPVcsDOU9U&si=sJbuVRGyw5hDlqDi

Jorsh,
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@flockofnazguls

Mood. Ongoing mood.

RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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Why do you follow me?

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

You have the best questions and the funniest anecdotes.

Jorsh, to random
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BEEFQUAKE

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all, I'll never get over this still from my husband's Workplace Harassment Seminar. They knew what they were doing, no way they didn't!

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

That looks like a decoy to lure predators.

Seriously, are his legs thin like poles or what?

GrimmReality, to random
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Aw, one of the off-brand streaming services just recommended Lois & Clark to me and it's just so cute that standard tv algorithms haven't yet accounted for the fact that viewers may not want to bask in the gauzy nostalgia of a show where the lead actor went on to become an actual neo-Nazi.

Jorsh,
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@GrimmReality

Fucking Dean Cain.

Alice, to random
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It's a courtroom show about a Nu Metal singer who went to law school and now he's known as Judge MeNtAL.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Start engraving my Emmy, bitches.

Alice, to random
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This may be the finest moment in the history of Words With Friends!

(courtesy of @josephthomas)

Jorsh,
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@Alice @josephthomas

On an unrelated note, did you know that "goatse" isn't a legal word?

Alice, to random
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I dated a guy for about a week when I was a teenager and I just googled him and found a YouTube video of him doing standup comedy which is interesting because I don’t remember him being particularly funny and the video serves as proof that he still isn't.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Omigosh you dated Daniel Tosh!?

Jorsh, to random
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Says the man who single-handedly beat comedy into a coma of unfunny in the '90s.

Jorsh, to random
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Steampunk is the superior form of punk simply because you can scald your enemies.

Jorsh,
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@mentallyalex

I don't, I was just making a funny, sorry Alex 😔.

Jorsh,
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@mentallyalex

🎵Wild Wild West Yipee-Oh🎵

Alice, to random
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I broke up with someone because they tried to say that "Crash Into Me" by Dave Matthews Band was "our song."

Jorsh,
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@Alice That dude has issues. Actually, both. Both do.

Alice, to random
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Don’t invite me to pickleball if you don’t want to see me smackin' my gherkin.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Pickled balls, amirite?

Jorsh, to random
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Do modern day witches have to settle for riding Roombas?

theropologist, to random
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THE FLOOR IS LAVA

Jorsh,
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@theropologist

THE FLOOR IS MAGMA

(I live in a volcanic chamber)

RickiTarr, to random
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I refuse to get pregnant, because even though no one will admit it, I'm pretty sure that fetus controls you from the inside like I'm a mech suit for it.

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

I love you, Ricki. Never stop being amazing.

GrimmReality, to random
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I think we tend to be quick to judge people who drive down the avenue blasting music with the windows open and that is why I will send props to whoever just drove down the avenue blasting Chris Isaak with the windows open because it's like WOOOOO I AM SAD MOTHERFUCKERS BE SAD WITH ME, to which I respond "yup, ok."

Jorsh,
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@GrimmReality

cruising down the road in a Ford F150, blaring Harry Nilsson's Without You

Jorsh, to random
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It's time.

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