Jorsh

Jorsh, 8 months ago to random

The opposite of dish soap is food. #IdleEpiphanies

Jorsh, 5 months ago to random

So this year, I came out as #Asexual. It wasn't a world-changing revelation, but it helped me to understand certain facts of my being. Just like learning that I am on the #AutisticSpectrum, embracing my #Queerness has helped me to understand why I am the person I am today.

The last several years have been shittastic, but this year has been the start of an upturn for me. I've moved back home, sober from alcohol for almost 9 years now, working at a #CoOp in a city I love, living with my mum who I love more than anything. I'm finally saving money, and my debt is almost completely paid off - I just owe the government for a CERB payment, and I'll have that paid off by tax season - I paid off my old credit card debt this year, finally.

I have to admit, I am not very hopeful for the future, for the world at large. There's so much awful shit going on. Sometimes I think it's hopeless.

But I gotta keep going. Otherwise, what else is there?

I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season, and that your new year is glorious.

❤️🌈 :blobcatace:

Jorsh, 4 months ago to HeavyMetal

Starting a #HeavyMetal pottery studio called Kiln Them All.

Jorsh, 1 year ago to random

There's only one ethical use for time travel: going back in time and making sure every old timey woman gets an orgasm.

Jorsh, 1 year ago to random

Can we start a new genre of "horror" film that is all about killing fictional rich fucks for their crimes?

Jorsh, 6 months ago to random

So sharing a music video is considered spam, and I've been reported by some douche.

Jorsh, 8 months ago to random

We're supposed to be receiving a load of hay today, but the weather is working against us. Waiting to hear from the driver.

I'm sore, so a little part of me is hoping he reschedules.

Jorsh, 10 months ago to random

Job interview at 10. 🤞

Jorsh, 5 months ago to random

#CurrentlyListeningTo Lamp of the Universe - The Akashic Field #PsychedelicRock #AcidFolk 🇳🇿

Jorsh, 7 months ago to random

Okay, folks, I need your help on something. If you used to follow Rob Delaney on the bad site, back in the okay times, do you remember him tweeting at Mike Pence or somebody else a picture of an alien egg laying kit sex toy? This is one of the memories that I can't be sure wasn't part of some weird fever dream. Does anybody else remember this or am I, indeed, loco?

Jorsh, 6 months ago to random

Just as the word vomitorium, of Ancient Roman application, has lost its original meaning, so too has shittery, which was an ancient Mesopotamian public political forum.

Jorsh, 5 months ago to random

It's that time of year when two types of Beatles fans shall attempt to destroy each other over who has the shittier Christmas song.

Jorsh, 5 months ago to random

Harpy New Year!

SKREEEEEE!

Jorsh, 4 months ago to random

Here's a distinct difference in thinking.

Elderly gentleman in line at the co-op sees a woman struggling with her toddler and her infant, and lends a hand to keep the toddler entertained. Very kind gesture.

I never feel comfortable being that person because I was raised in the era of stranger danger, and as a middle aged male, I feel like it would be kinda creepy.

Jorsh, 1 month ago to random

Lol. Just noticed that I've been on beige.party since May 4th of last year. So happy belated one year of madness, me! Why thank you, me!

And all my fellow non-cult fellows! Love you all! Beige bless! :bb:

Jorsh, 9 months ago to random

I was born. There have been complaints ever since.

Jorsh, 3 months ago to random

My first child will be named Melvin because I love the Melvins and hate children.

Jorsh, 5 months ago to HeavyMetal

#CurrentlyListeningTo Eyehategod - Take As Needed for Pain #HeavyMetal #DoomMetal #SludgeMetal 🇺🇸

Jorsh, 3 months ago to random

Let us be each other's emotional support animals.

Jorsh, 25 days ago to HeavyMetal

#CurrentlyListeningTo Gatecreeper - Dark Superstition #HeavyMetal #DeathMetal 🇺🇸

Jorsh, 4 months ago to random

Did Chris Hardwick just sort of disappear after he married Lydia Hearst? I remember allegations being made against him by his ex Chloe, about him trying to control her and blackballing her after their break up but couldn't find much information.

Hardwick was a guy I used to really like when he was hosting @midnight on Comedy Central. But I started to notice some really off color remarks on some of his podcasts and stand up. I stopped listening to him around the time he sold Nerdist to Legendary, and he married Lydia. I can't be the only one. What are all y'all's thoughts?

Jorsh, 9 months ago to random

Note to self: don't fuck around in the desert.

Jorsh, 2 months ago to random

This episode of #StarTrekVoyager has posited the question, "You know who would write really great strip club music? Vangelis."

Jorsh, 3 months ago to scifi

We've ordered The Librarians: The Ultimate Collection boxset, which has the three Librarian TV movies and all four seasons of the TV show. 🤩 #SciFi #Television #TheLibrarians

Jorsh, 16 days ago to random

Grandnoodle