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Jorsh

@Jorsh@beige.party

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SFW account (Questionable), except for fucking swears.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns.

Header is a screenshot from Thems Fighting Herds, and depicts the cow Arizona lassoing the goat Shanty, who makes a funny face. Credit to Mane6.

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StillIRise1963, to random
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One of the biggest threats to democracy in the United States is the corrupted Supreme Court.

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963

I'd argue that every democracy on Earth is at stake right now. Many of these fascist pockets are taking their cues from the US and UK.

Jorsh, to random
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Aaaaaand here comes the rain.

Jorsh,
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I'm sitting on the porch with a vape, my tablet, and some music.

Jorsh,
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@mentallyalex

Work has been crazy the last two weeks, so the quiet afternoons are an immense pleasure.

Jorsh, to random
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The Big Lebowski 2: Night of the Living Dude

Jorsh, to Deathmetal
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The first song I listened to (excluding Corpse playing Hammer Smashed Face I Ace Ventura) when I was 15 was Death's Evil Dead. What was your first?

Jorsh, to HeavyMetal
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#CurrentlyListeningTo Slayer - Reign in Blood #HeavyMetal #ThrashMetal 🇺🇲

GottaLaff, to Canada
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To my treasured Canadian 🇨🇦friends here:

Thank you for making me feel so welcome all the time. Your kindness is cherished and typical of how we’ve been received in BC every day that we’ve been there for our extended stays.

Your overtures and brief tutorials on how Canadian govts work have been invaluable.

Your tips and suggestions are always so appreciated.

So a special thank you to those who have reached out.

Love, Laffy

Jorsh,
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@GottaLaff

I hope PoMo is as lovely as it was when I lived there.

Jorsh, to random
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Having identical twins because I want my backup dancers to be symmetrical.

Alice, to random
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A/S/L?

I'll go first.
45/tomato bisque/California

Jorsh,
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@Alice

1,3000,000/Demonstrably Unattainable/Arcturus

Jorsh, to random
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Darkthrone AND Deicide with new albums today? Be still my already dead heart. 🤘

Jorsh, to random
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You're telling me that a volcano used a stone to grind corn?

Alice, to random
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I felt I was a little overdue for my bratty check-in on Bluesky.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Oh shit, Homeslice is our missionary. Shit is gonna get weirder.

StillIRise1963, to random
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I think we can now stop saying “google it” when looking for info. No one will find it there.

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963

I've reverted back to telling people to read a goddamned book.

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963

I can't just be snarky, can I?

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963

Naw, people take shit too seriously.

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963

Yes ma'am 🫡

Jorsh,
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@renwillis @shabbir @StillIRise1963

You're telling me that the Bible, THE GREATEST TEXT KNOWN TO MAN, might be erroneous?

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963 @renwillis @shabbir

Murder porn fairy tales that people die for. That is true insanity.

Jorsh, to random
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Don't shit where you eat, but definitely perform your oral hygiene in the same room.

Alice, to random
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Thinking about renting a Cybertruck for a day, buying the rental insurance, and then spending the entire day driving in a loop through a car wash.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

I'd kick in $20 for a Supreme Deluxe. /j

Alice, to random
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Who here remembers pizza?

Jorsh,
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@Alice

I fondly remember.

To eat pizza every Friday.

RickiTarr, to random
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You can also spank your wife with a SPURTLE!

https://youtu.be/dZTtVl7PZBY?si=ZHAXVN338wpzTMaM

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

I'm not watching this video out of fear of ending up on some list somewhere.

Alice, to random
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    Jorsh,
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    @Alice As someone who went through the DTs, I can't imagine who in the hell would name their drink after it.

    Jorsh, to 420
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    :ms_weed:

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