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Lana

@Lana@beige.party

Lady pianist and poet with blue eyes and red hair. The rest changes without notice.

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Fix your lack of revenue with this one weird trick. Economists hate it. It's called "NOT FUCKING PRICE GOUGING YOUR CUSTOMERS".

Lana, to random
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Oh good they managed to make it even stupider. I wasn't sure how they were going to make a mobile dump truck with hackable/glitchy controls, sharp edges with no crumple zones, and an accelerator that falls off, somehow even MORE hazardous to everyone around it but here we are.

Lana, to random
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This is a terrorist. When you are the leader of an organization that directly attacked the United States Capitol on your orders, you are the literal definition of a terrorist enemy combatant. There is no definition of "terrorist" that includes Osama bin Laden that would not also include Donald J. Trump.

Lana, to random
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What's their band name?

  • Thiccleback
  • The Buttles
  • Men at Twerk
  • Cakes
  • Bootie and the Blowfish
  • Buns n Roses
Lana, to random
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Ma'am I think you underestimate how many times I call my little feral goblin child a dumbass

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Gummi Worms are probably the best kind of worms I've eaten.

Lana,
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@RickiTarr ma'am may I introduce you to sour gummi worms

Lana, to random
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Just in case you wondered who's the next target of the right wing hate machine after they get done banning trans people

Lana, to random
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Not even close.

Lana, to random
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Sadly, the majority of men seem to believe that anything to the left of Actual Textbook Predator qualifies as "good".

Lana, to random
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Right wing comedy will always fail because it is incapable of understanding, or even acknowledging, any of the left's actual thoughts or ideas. As such, it consists entirely of (mostly) old angry white men telling other old angry white men a bunch of bigoted nonsense that they actually believe, and then gaslighting the rest of us that they told a joke.

Lana, to random
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So is the Bitcco)i||n on SALE SHOONP for $67k or for $ ⁶6,o0,°⁰ I'm confused

Lana, to random
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I present to you the practicing flowchart.

Lana, to random
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Such sad. Very doggo. Wow. Good boy.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/05/24/kabosu-doge-meme-shiba-inu-dead/

Lana, to random
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1990 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

2000 Internet: Literally all the information in the world accessible to everyone so easy a toddler could do it

2020 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

Lana,
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Lana, to random
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Trans dinosaurs is literally the plot of the original Jurassic Park.

Lana, to random
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I'm starting a viral social media challenge it's called Pay Teachers What We're Fucking Worth [impossible]

Lana,
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@glitzersachen pay teachers what we're worth would be a good start

Lana, to random
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CUSTOMERS: please don't print lies in the newspaper we sort of hate that.

NEWSPAPER: good news! we replaced half our staff with a machine that automatically prints lies in the newspaper.

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If the first Alien movie was released today the right wing incels would hate it. A female cat lady over 30 in an unflattering jumpsuit beats the aliens while all the men die? Impossible. More woke Hollywood nonsense!

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The first Matrix movie is historically speaking, closer in time to the fall of Saigon at the end of the Vietnam War than it is to today.

Lana, to random
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I mean whomst among us hasn't laundered a bunch of money to hush up an extramarital affair with a porn star, falsified federal documents to hide the money trail, lied about that to federal investigators and Congress, got caught lying, got indicted, tried to tamper with the jury, got caught doing that, committed more jury tampering, got caught doing that, got warned by a judge that if you did it again you'd go to jail, got your surrogates to instead commit jury tampering for you, got caught doing that, then committed jury tampering yet again a twelfth time on the social media platform that you own and specifically created because you got caught doing crimes on a different one.

Lana, to random
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I am 100% convinced people are just pretending to enjoy the flavor of mint.

Lana, to random
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ANTICHRIST UPDATE:

He broke the terms of his court ordered gag order an ELEVENTH time this morning. Why isn't Donald Trump in jail already? If his name was Donald Jackson, he would be.

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This person is the official GOP candidate for Amy Klobuchar's seat as United States Senator from Minnesota.

The Republican party has no organizing political ideology. It is organized around only one central tenet - cruelty.

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