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MooseAllain

@MooseAllain@mas.to

Illustrator, cartoonist, flotsam, occasionally jetsam, melancaholic. He/him. https://www.worldofmoose.com/

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I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

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I thought it tasted funny

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I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

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Neighbourhood watch.
Probably my most popular cartoon. I can draw one for you if you like.
https://www.worldofmoose.com/products/neighbourhood-watch?variant=31873453523047

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It's very hard to discover the whereabouts of the best tribute bands because they've covered their tracks so well.

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In the old days you had to wash the feet of the poor by hand but these days you can take them to a maunderette.

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Many English surnames are derived from trades, for example a cooper made barrels, a fletcher made arrows, and a webster made websites.

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I’ve been drawing tiny monkey gardens. There are a few in our shop now. These are one off original drawings, postcard sized on board, ready to hang straight on the wall or leaning on your mantelpiece.

https://www.worldofmoose.com/collections/originals

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We’re aware there’s a problem with our website. It works for some, not for others. We’re trying to sort it.

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Parsley - like a parcel

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I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

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cop: Freeze! I SAID FREEZE ARSEHOLE!
small boy: why can’t you just stop the music like other dads?

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Downtowners Motel, Flagstaff, Arizona, based on my own photograph.

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If you were disappointed that you didn’t receive a piece by me for Christmas, fear not, for our shop is open!

https://www.worldofmoose.com

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At university I did a combined Woodwork & Maths degree where I learnt to make log tables.

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A nice little article about my Townsfolk drawings. https://blackmorevale.net/the-unusual-way-dorset-towns-shaped-renowned-artists-latest-creations/

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A sofa bed is one of the most terrifying Transformers.

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Saw a video of a man in Florida dealing with an alligator yesterday but never expected to encounter a little croc in the river Exe!

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You can now watch the new film Sleepyman, by my friend John Panton. Stars Mike Wozniak & Will Adamsdale, based on the short story by David Quantick. I play a very important role (Elderly Gentleman in an armchair 2).
https://player.vimeo.com/video/897241877

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Would be lovely if you shared it. The film, a ghostly period piece, was made with zero budget. Everyone contributed their time, energy and skills because we love to be a part of it. That means there’s no budget for promotion either, so sharing means everything.

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Had to jump start the kettle off my neighbour's kettle this morning.

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Left leg in while everyone else is shaking it all about? Call the Hokey Cokey Hotline for a free quote TODAY.

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The word twice. So good they named it twice.

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