Mrfunkedude

Mrfunkedude, 8 hours ago to fediverse

🔴🎥I just went LIVE!!!🎥🔴

Come join me as I continue to play "Assassins Creed Mirage" and you get those mirror neurons jumping!

Oh did I mention it's my BIRTHDAY TODAY? That's right! I'm using this day to guilt you into checking out my livestream!

So come on! Let's GO!
#Owncast #live #livestreaming #gaming #ps5

https://live.mrfunkedude.com

deadtom, 11 hours ago to random

How to dry your hands in a public bathroom:

Step 1) Rub your hands together under the hot air blower.

Step 2) Realize that it isn't doing a fucking thing to dry your hands, give up, and wipe your hands on your pants.

hikingdude, 12 hours ago to fediverse

🤔 Is there a way to embed a #Peertube player into #Wordpress similar to a Youtube player? In terms of auto-adjusting the width of the player to the screen size etc.?

Looks like CSS-fiddling .. 🤔

aronow, 12 hours ago to random

@Mrfunkedude HAPPY HAPPY HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY! Hope you receive all the joy you share all year back to you today! :blobfoxheartcute:

Mrfunkedude, 13 hours ago to random

I'm going to try to livestream at 2pm PST later #today

I'll probably continue playing Assassins Creed Mirage, and as always I am more then happy to pause and talk to the chat.

Make sure you follow @Funk to get notified and make sure to hit that bell icon in the profile so that you don't miss a thing.

Mrfunkedude, 15 hours ago to random

It's Monday.

For my birthday today, I ask that you tell someone how much you appreciate them. It can be your spouse, your partner, your children, a neighbor, a coworker, whoever.

Just tell them how much you appreciate them.

So much self doubt can sneak into our thoughts, that often we forget about our value to others.

Let them know. Let them feel seen in that moment. It's such a wonderful gift to know that you matter in another persons life.

Thanks. I appreciate you.

Mrfunkedude, 16 hours ago to random

It’s my birthday!

Gimme boosts?

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

I’m still not convinced any of you are real.

monkeyborg, 1 day ago to random

Hey, I like raisins. Raisins are good. But fuck a raisin trying to be a chocolate chip

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

In further proof that although A.I. isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be, it can still produce some comedy gold.

I asked Google’s Gemini to write a Mastodon post in the style of Mr. Funk E. Dude.

Enjoy.

A screenshot that reads “P.S. If you missed the stream, don't fret! The replay is up on my PeerTube channel. Link in bio! P.P.S. May the Funk be with you!”

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

Bring back Lawn Darts.

It’s time to thin the herd.

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

So I have this hypothesis that people who never listen to music past their teenage years do so because of a traumatic event in their childhood.

Music became a comfort to them during this time which switched it from being just enjoyable, to being enjoyable plus emotionally comforting.

Hence the desire not to listen to music outside of that comfort zone because any music past that, is no longer comforting and no longer serves a need.

Or not. I don't know. It's just a thought.

monkeyborg, 1 day ago to random

I just tried to pinch-zoom a printed mailer.

Mrfunkedude, 2 days ago to random

Tell me the story of the last time you committed an act of kindness in 500 characters or less.

There’s nothing wrong with bragging about creating kindness. There’s nothing honorable about not sharing the joy of creating kindness.

We need to uplift and encourage people who create kindness in their daily lives.

So tell us your story. It doesn’t have to be something big. It can be something as simple as helping someone carry a bag of groceries.

How did you create kindness this week?

schratze, 21 days ago to random

The problem with nazis isn't that they're spying for another country's government

The problem with nazis is that they're nazis