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Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Amateur photographer. Will create for food.

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Mrfunkedude, to random
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May you all wake up with renewed hope and a patient heart.

Goodnight.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Not to get into too much detail, but let’s just say ADHD and using a toilet, don’t always work well together.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Something that they never tell you when you get a cat...

Their farts are worse then dogs.

OMG WHY DON'T I OWN NOSE PLUGS??? I'M PNICHING MY NOSE! HOW IS IT STILL GETTING THROUGH!?!?!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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No livestream today.

Something I ate yesterday is NOT agreeing with me. 🚽🏃‍♂️💨

I'll try again tomorrow. Make sure you're following @Funk to get updates.

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I put an extra security camera in my tortoise enclosure.

That_One_Guy, to movies
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I just saw "Matrix 5" is in the works. When will Hollywood start producing new content instead of rebooting, remaking, or putting out the 5-10th installment of existing movies over and over again. Same goes for TV IMO.

I'm reminded of a bit from "The Simpsons" about Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9."

A gif from the Simpsons.
A gif of a cartoon c Charles Bronson on the Simpsons.

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy When has it not been that way though?

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy I get that. What I'm saying is that the reason it feels like it's getting old is because YOU have gotten older and have lived long enough to see more remakes.

Look at the movie "A star is born.". You're probably familiar with the Barbra Streisand version, and recently the Lady Gaga version. What you may not be aware of is that the Streisand version was the THIRD retelling.

"The Matrix" has had 4 movies in 25 years. Is a 5th a good idea? Probably not. But it's not unusual.

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy Also, not trying to argue the point. Just trying to add perspective.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I hope that your day is more productive than mine . The only thing I need to do is laundry. AGAIN.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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This is the last time I’m going to say this.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Bring back waxed cups.

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If you don't boost this that means you like Threads more then the Fedi.

Sorry. I don't make the rules.

Mrfunkedude,
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@nemesio You can't prove that.

Mrfunkedude,
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@inkican

pink shiny chanclas

Mrfunkedude,
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@benroyce It means that you can stay here for another day.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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You ever have one of those days where you are producing more wind then an ocean breeze?

No?

That's just me then?

🚶💨

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I did not have “The 2013 movie “Her” becomes real.” on my 2024 bingo card.

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One of the perks at being bad at video games is that if it's suppose to take you 30 hours to finish and instead you take 60, well then you've just doubled your value!

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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Anyone else hate the feeling of putting socks on when your feet are still drying from the shower? Like, they aren't wet, but they aren't exactly dry either?

Mrfunkedude,
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I see that 12% of you are monsters. Good to know.

Mrfunkedude,
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@JoeBeam who said anything about dressing in the bathroom?

DavBot, to random
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I love Wal Mart MasterCard's security. It's foolproof, just lock the card after every single purchase. Easy!

Mrfunkedude,
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@DavBot I have not been inside of a Walmart for close to 17 years now. I have a privileged life.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It tis the day of Wednes.

Please make sure to keep your hands and feet inside of the ride at all times. If something unexpected occurs, figure it out or suffer. That's life on the Wednesday baby!!!

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Heck yes... My bike parts are shipped and on the way. I was also able to change the delivery from Wal Mart to a pickup location that I will actually be able to get the parts and not have them sent back because they are not in wal marts system.

Hoping to be back on the road for next week.

Mrfunkedude,
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@DavBot YAY!!!

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Keep your brain moist

Mrfunkedude,
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@monkeyborg @beckett can I soak it in rum?

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