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Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Amateur photographer. Will create for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #advice #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

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Which animal would you be the most afraid of if it gained thumbs?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I think that the one thing people forget when it comes to the chat app wars is that you need to actually have friends or a job to use them.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I turn 55 (😭) this Monday, meaning that this is now my BIRTHDAY WEEKEND!!!

So I expect all of you to double your efforts on cat and dog pics as well as fart jokes. (some of you have been slacking in that department.)

Let's go!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Ninja School...

Teacher: "I didn't see you in class today."

Student: "Thank you sir."

18+ MexicanYenta, to random
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I’m torn between napping and shopping.

Mrfunkedude,
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@MexicanYenta easy. Shop where they sell beds and if anyone asks, you're just testing the merch.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Is Absurdism right for you?

Mrfunkedude,
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@ivrezul dont be absurd.

Wait... no! DOH!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Why were they "Ninja Turtles" and not "Turtle Ninjas"?

And since they spent most of their time on land, wouldn't they have been tortoises?

Mrfunkedude,
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@farah I have the strange feeling this is going to be a long line.

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I’ve listened in on a few talking-head AI panels now, and it seems the universal advice to the problems AI raises is to be responsible about auditing its outputs and correcting for bias, inaccuracy, etc.

Oh good. As we have seen time and time again, there’s no solution for large-scale structural problems like expecting people to collectively exhibit extraordinary personal responsibility.

Mrfunkedude,
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@monkeyborg oddly enough that's almost the argument that the aristocracy made about the "commoners" learning how to read.

They believed the commoners wouldn't be able to interpret the written word "correctly" and that their varied opinions would cause chaos.

I trust in the adaptability of humans. So far we've been able to adapt to most technologies. Current tech has widened that gap between adoptability and adaptation, but I think we'll get there eventually. It's what we've done so far.

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I’m awake.

You’re all still here!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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May you all wake up with renewed hope and a patient heart.

Goodnight.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Not to get into too much detail, but let’s just say ADHD and using a toilet, don’t always work well together.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Something that they never tell you when you get a cat...

Their farts are worse then dogs.

OMG WHY DON'T I OWN NOSE PLUGS??? I'M PNICHING MY NOSE! HOW IS IT STILL GETTING THROUGH!?!?!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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No livestream today.

Something I ate yesterday is NOT agreeing with me. 🚽🏃‍♂️💨

I'll try again tomorrow. Make sure you're following @Funk to get updates.

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I put an extra security camera in my tortoise enclosure.

That_One_Guy, to movies
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I just saw "Matrix 5" is in the works. When will Hollywood start producing new content instead of rebooting, remaking, or putting out the 5-10th installment of existing movies over and over again. Same goes for TV IMO.

I'm reminded of a bit from "The Simpsons" about Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9."

A gif from the Simpsons.
A gif of a cartoon c Charles Bronson on the Simpsons.

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy When has it not been that way though?

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@That_One_Guy I get that. What I'm saying is that the reason it feels like it's getting old is because YOU have gotten older and have lived long enough to see more remakes.

Look at the movie "A star is born.". You're probably familiar with the Barbra Streisand version, and recently the Lady Gaga version. What you may not be aware of is that the Streisand version was the THIRD retelling.

"The Matrix" has had 4 movies in 25 years. Is a 5th a good idea? Probably not. But it's not unusual.

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@That_One_Guy Also, not trying to argue the point. Just trying to add perspective.

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I hope that your day is more productive than mine #today. The only thing I need to do is laundry. AGAIN.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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This is the last time I’m going to say this.

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Bring back waxed cups.

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If you don't boost this that means you like Threads more then the Fedi.

Sorry. I don't make the rules.

Mrfunkedude,
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@benroyce It means that you can stay here for another day.

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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Anyone else hate the feeling of putting socks on when your feet are still drying from the shower? Like, they aren't wet, but they aren't exactly dry either?

Mrfunkedude,
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I see that 12% of you are monsters. Good to know.

Mrfunkedude,
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@JoeBeam who said anything about dressing in the bathroom?

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