Pandamoanimum

Pandamoanimum, 4 months ago to random

Happy New Year!

Pandamoanimum, 5 months ago to random

My favourite thing about Christmas morning is the look of joy on my husband's face when he sees what we bought the kids for the first time.

Pandamoanimum, 5 months ago to random

Is this still one of the best ever Wikipedia pages? Yes. Yes it is.

Pandamoanimum, 5 months ago to random

And the Angel Gabriel appeared before Mary and said, “Ooh, I like your robe!” and Mary did reply, “Thanks! It’s got pockets!"

Pandamoanimum, 5 months ago to random

If anyone is looking for a Christmas present for their nana, Iceland are selling huge sewing kits for a fiver.

Pandamoanimum, 5 months ago to random

Dads: Turn that bloody light off! It’s like Blackpool Illuminations in here. Do you think I’m made of money?

Dads at Christmas: I don’t think 96 strings of lights on the outside of the house is enough, love. Just popping to B&Q for another 47 and a 12ft illuminated reindeer.

Pandamoanimum, 5 months ago to random

A reminder that the BBC One ident for Christmas 1993 literally has to be seen to be believed.

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Pandamoanimum, 6 months ago to random

You: I’m combining breakfast and lunch. Brunch.

Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.

Pandamoanimum, 6 months ago to random

I wonder if Chris Rea has started driving home yet.

Pandamoanimum, 6 months ago to random

Same.

Pandamoanimum, 6 months ago to random

Postman Pat - The horror version.

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Pandamoanimum, 7 months ago to random

Clocks go back tonight.
I'm putting mine back to the time I didn't have wrinkles, hangovers didn't last for 3 days, and I could stand up without one of my joints making a cracking sound.
#ClocksGoBack

Pandamoanimum, 7 months ago to random

Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.

Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.

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Pandamoanimum, 7 months ago to random

Longest 10 minutes: Waiting for food to cook in a microwave.

Shortest 10 minutes: Between hitting the snooze button and your alarm going off again.

Pandamoanimum, 7 months ago to random

For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.

Pandamoanimum, 7 months ago to random

My nemesis in cardigan wearing weather.

Pandamoanimum, 7 months ago to random

The best thing about Halloween approaching is being able to pass off the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.

Pandamoanimum, 7 months ago to random

September 30th vs October 1st

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Pandamoanimum, 8 months ago to random

Found this review on Amazon a few years ago. It still makes me chuckle.

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Pandamoanimum, 8 months ago to random

A reminder that the Norwegian translation of Mr. Bump is absolutely glorious.

Pandamoanimum, 8 months ago to random

Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.

Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.

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Pandamoanimum, 8 months ago to random

How it started vs How it’s going.

(A couple of weeks ago I found a hedgehog in our kitchen. Obviously not an ideal place for it to be, so now it has a home and a feeding station outside that it’ll hopefully go to instead 🤞🏼)

A hedgehog house with a tunnel and a ‘Hedgehogs welcome here’ sign at the bottom of my garden.
A hedgehog feeding station.

Pandamoanimum, 8 months ago to random

Just remembering the time I saw these in Aldi and had to do a double take.