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StefanThinks, to random
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It might not be politically correct, but I grew up using certain words and refuse to change them because they might trigger sensitive snowflakes. The woke mob can call it spaghetti, but I will keep saying bloody bread wires.

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Me: I stole the secret ingredients that Chobani uses, now I can make my own Greek yogurt!

My woke mom: Hey, that's cultural appropriation!

dan_the_architect,
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@StefanThinks boosting for maximum exposure

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AI isn't going to kill us in the expected Terminator way; it's going to kill us by giving us misinformation, like recommending that we eat rocks, glue, and latex paint.

Kierkegaanks,
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@StefanThinks And this is why elmo and jeffro needs ten times more people

StefanThinks, to random
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We’ll never know who the best actors are because they're so good we didn't even know they were acting.

StefanThinks, to random
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I'm no Karen, but it really gets my goat when people don't RSVP to a meeting invite.

StefanThinks, to random
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“I’m a human centipede and I have never had any bad experiences with it. I don't know why everyone always whines and complains about being one, probably some human centipedes would rather moan than keep a positive attitude.” – A person who is at the front of a human centipede

StefanThinks, to random
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Fuck nudes, send me US$200,010,800.53.

StefanThinks, to random
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Hey, your joke used some words that another famous joke also used, so I'm going to reply to yours with it because you reminded me of words and also to low-key imply you stole your joke.

kolya,
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@StefanThinks Just noticing that a lot of joke posters seem to be doing what you just did there: Not replying to a specific post but complaining in a separate slightly generalized post about replies they got before.
I guess it decreases the chance of having to interact with/validate an offender while still serving to let off steam, create some content, collect sympathy points etc.
To me it always smells a bit fishy tbh because I don't know what actually happened and I only get one side.

StefanThinks,
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@kolya This is not about a specific post.

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Sorry for missing your wedding, but I have to finish watching all of TikTok before it gets banned.

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juanejot,
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@StefanThinks Oh, I thought you said “wifeless charger.”

StefanThinks, to random
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Epoxy upon my house? Thanks, my roof has been leaking, that could really help stop the leaks.

StefanThinks, to random
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Oh, you think it's funny to mock ADHD, the condition I have struggled with since I was born? Well, I have something to tell you! What were we just talking about?

chad,
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@StefanThinks we were chuckling at what if these silly fruit names were silly people names

StefanThinks, to random
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I thought I accidentally put my baby on vibrate mode but he was just farting.

StefanThinks, to random
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Look, you might disagree with my methods, but I do things the easy way, not the right way.

StefanThinks, to random
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“[I am an expert on some topic] because I work in the industry” – Someone trying to argue with you online who definitely doesn't work in “the industry.”

glitzersachen,

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Also, since when does "working in the industry" make anybody an expert in anything (except "production" and "how it's currently done by this corp").

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