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StefanThinks

@StefanThinks@beige.party

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. I don't post jokes I didn't come up with unless I give credit. I try to be original or at least original-adjacent. Formerly known on Twitter as https://beige.party/@StefanThinks

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stux, to random
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VR training motivation

Working out in VR but rescuing cats in the meanwhile Video made by Chris OVEMERY

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
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Should I watch Civil War (2024) ?

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
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Y'know...I really used to think that the weight of being wrong in light of bulletproof evidence would change people's minds about pretty much anything.

It doesn't. It really doesn't.

And I think that's because on some level people identify so deeply with the things that they belive that to change their mind in light of new evidence feels like some sort of betrayal instead of a logical step.

fungible_thadius, to random
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Oh, you like women? Name all of them.

MostlyHarmless, to random
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When I was little we didn't have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.

Jorsh, to random
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nipple shroud

Ineedsomethinggoodd660, to Meme
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When I have 4 followers

dan_the_architect, to random
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Mastodon: it’s the ham radio of the internet!

farah, to random
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I guess I am very lucky to switch to Linux when I did. I’m just happy that my 10+ yr old laptop finally takes less than a minute to startup/shutdown.

noondlyt, to random
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Cybertruck is the 737 Max of the roadways.

dramypsyd, to random
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In the 90s we didn’t have fancy AI feeding us misinformation, we got it straight from our parents

theropologist, to random
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Indeed

theropologist,
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But on the other hand...

theropologist,
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You can't argue with facts

LRRRonEarth, to random
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NOT O.C. BUT IT ACCURATELY CAPTURES MY THOUGHTS ON THE FAMILY MEETING TO DISCUSS MAKING ME SHIT OUT PARTIALLY DIGESTED BONES OUTDOORS:

LRRRonEarth,
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"MY NAME'S HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AND I'M A DUMB IDIOT WHO DOESN'T LIKE FINDING SKULLS IN THE TOILET." THAT'S YOU. THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND.

MatthewTitus88, to random
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Dabney Coleman passed today. The first film I remember seeing that hinted at a computer generated apocalypse was War Games.

farah, to random
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There should be an archive for legendary tumblr posts. Or does it exist already?

farah,
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Your heart is a muscle size of your fist

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

breakfastgolem, to random
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Where there's a william, there's a wayium.

adhdeanasl, to random
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Have the IOC never heard of banging on the floor?
https://mastodon.social/@MissingThePt/112446522623131729

dan_the_architect, to random
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Practicing armpit fart noises because I’ve got a hunch they’re coming back big time.

weirdmustard, to random
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still my fav accurate meme

fungible_thadius, to random
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Screw parking, validate 𝐦𝐞

qurlyjoe, to random
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Sure sex is great, but have you ever said no to a customer?

dan_the_architect, to random
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I’m convinced the Kendrick Lamar and Drake spat is a long con for a meat industry partnership where they sell Rap Beef™.

HadasWeiss, to random
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the brainworm wants me to have a snack

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