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Willow

@Willow@chaosfem.tw

Wife, Mom, Mid 30s. Home Cook. Board Gamer, especially co-op. This is my main, because it’s where I talk about important things like being trans, parenting, doing trans stuff, cooking, trans topics, and how cute you all are! 😍🏳️‍⚧️🥰💜

I do Data Engineering in exchange for money, but find me over at https://hachyderm.io/@willow_datawitch if that’s your jam.

Since I may as well spell it out for the world, I enjoy compliments from folks I already interact with, but for clarity, that’s as far as it’s going, and it’s a strictly 18+, women-and-trans-folks-only activity.

I think joy is way more important than I was taught in school.

#NoBridge #NoIndex #NoBot #NoSearch #NoOtherRandomEnshittification

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omg these snakes are going to look incredible

Willow,
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@rooster 😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍

Impossible_PhD, to random
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Oh no I went to the bookstore and now I'm turning into a meme!

Willow,
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@Impossible_PhD 😍 Gorgeous! And also very amusing. Loving the bimbofication!

rooster, to random
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You ever type your password in the wrong field and feel like you're accidentally seeing your sibling naked

Willow,
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@rooster Or when you auto-type your whole login into the teams chat…

Impossible_PhD, to random
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So for soooooome reason, I'm high femme today.

Willow,
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@Impossible_PhD Gorgeous! And is the reason “Because it is a day that ends in Y?”

Willow,
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@NicolaElle @Reborn_Cat_Mom @TonyaMarie @Impossible_PhD @JoscelynTransient @theartlav Hi Barbie!

rooster, to random
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Considering this for my interview. I was looking for something a bit less boobtastic

Willow,
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@rooster I think the outfit looks great, and accomplishes “put together girl” without quite such assertive boobishness.

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How much alone time vs socializing do you need?

For me there are a few people who are usually equalizing, and I can just be around them, so I won't count that. But generally, I find about 3 times a week, I'm game for socializing. A day in between to rest is usually nice, but the larger the gathering or if we go somewhere particularly noisy or I'm meeting new people that involves more effort, and my social battery empties sooner. I'm very curious where everyone else falls on this!

Willow,
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@RickiTarr I don’t know - I’m still processing massive socializing from Friday.

Willow, to random
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I have a long-standing urge to make a board game and become my own con-booth kitten. I’m amused that the latter appears to be going much better than the former. 😁🤭

erl, to random
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yall ever think it’s weird that the only reason we can’t taste our teeth is that we’re always tasting our teeth?

Willow,
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@caroline @lisamelton @erl Also, Lisa, you ARE 💖stunningly💖 beautiful.

Impossible_PhD, to random
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I miss my dad.

I wish he'd gotten a chance to meet me.

Willow,
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@Impossible_PhD <sits nearby for company>

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Oh hey welcome home happy Friday what movie are we watching tonight

Willow,
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@rooster Hackers.

Willow,
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@rooster Thank you! It has a permanent place in my comfort movies list.

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When @caroline photobombs your selfie with @erl

Willow,
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@rooster @caroline @erl ROFL! Ya’ll are so CUTE! 😍

Willow, to random
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I’m eepy. I’m so ground down by the whole work coming out thing being delayed. And my clothes are in the washing machine and need to get hung to dry, and I’m eepy.

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    Willow,
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    @rooster Look, “Putt Putt” sounds like what boomers say when they baby-talk to kids.

    DivineKestrel, to random
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    If you are in management in any public agency anywhere, I urge you to research your current public records laws before installing Windows 11. Because that is absolutely terrifying from a public records perspective.

    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/microsofts-new-recall-feature-will-record-everything-you-do-on-your-pc/

    Willow,
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    @DivineKestrel or if you work with kids, or behavioral health, or medical, or or or.

    Willow, to random
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    Tomorrow is the next big coming-out of my life - to my supervisor, the first person I’ll tell at work. She’s great, I expect this to go well. But it’s eating up ENORMOUS amounts of my brainwidth today.

    Impossible_PhD, to random
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    Okay, I'm doing one of those anonymous AMA thingies! I'm using Google Forms instead of that one app, but it's still 100% anonymous, and I'll be checking and posting replies over the course of the day.

    Here's the link to ask or say whatever you want: https://forms.gle/hEwv6eU4CQHWqBeF9

    The only stuff I won't respond to are:

    1. Questions about what I've got going on with my pelvis.
    2. Anything that's just being mean.

    Everything else is on the table, including stuff I wouldn't usually answer. 😉

    Willow,
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    @OftOverthinking @Impossible_PhD Yeah I mean I only DIDN’T just post questions here under my name because I didn’t want to crowd the thread.

    JoscelynTransient, (edited ) to trans
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    Out of curiosity, TRANS FEMS: have you ever dated, been in, or are currently in a t4t relationship?

    Willow,
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    @kelidanovus @JoscelynTransient Same question.

    Willow,
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    @JoscelynTransient @kelidanovus Then no.

    Willow, to random
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    Wish me gentle lightning, it’s electrolysis time!

    Willow,
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    That was half an hour, with a 4% lidocaine cream. It wasn’t bad, we got about a big thumbprint of area on my chin (My understanding is it will take multiple passes to really clear that spot), and I’ll book an hour next time. I’m a bit red and puffy and quite numb. Also, it tells me I can leave much smaller areas un-shaven for now.

    #WillowKissesTheLightning

    rooster, to random
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    Willow,
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    @rooster I’m baffled. What DID they use?

    Willow,
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    @rooster I concur! What even is this nonsense? And I guess I’d put Chomp Chomps as knights. Dare I ask what blasphemy they went with?

    Willow,
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    @rooster My elaborate headcanon for why you cannot check involves you posting your outrage about this chess set whilst hiding under a desk in the middle of a heist to acquire the data needed to bring down a bloody capitalist.

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