acute_distress

@acute_distress@mastodon.nz

Software developer currently building things with Ruby, Rails, Rust and Redis

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acute_distress, to random

I know it’s a meme at this point but Apple Music has to be the worst designed app ever. I want the UX lead to sit down and explain to us all what they are trying to achieve with this design. What that actual fuck are you hoping we are going to get from this UX!? It’s fucking infuriating.

acute_distress, to random

If cinema dies Event Cinemas will be a prime suspect

acute_distress, to random

I use HNRY to take care of my tax. They forgot to file my IR3. Literally you had one job.

acute_distress,

@jpdanner I happened to log into the IRD and might have caught it in time. We'll see what the IRD has to say.

playdate, to random
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It's a major milestone for us: the first-ever Playdate game reviewed in Edge magazine. And it's an 8/10! Huge congrats to Mars After Midnight and Lucas Pope.

You can read it in Apple News+ — https://apple.news/I0dZ5NliZSPqmlHgFUOofzg — or buy a hardcopy of Issue here: https://www.magazinesdirect.com/az-single-issues/6936949/edge-magazine-single-issue.thtml

acute_distress,

@playdate I get a blank page when I click on that link.

thomasbeagle, to random
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I'm at a divorce party in the country and so far I'm the only man here, and I'm worried this ends with me being chased across the field by a gang of drunken women armed with farm implements.

acute_distress,

@thomasbeagle “worried”, sure.

acute_distress, to random

@Schneems Sorry for sliding into your mentions. I'm wondering if you could invite me to lobster.rs. I'd like to join the conversation and you're the only name I recognise :) No prob if you would rather not.

acute_distress, to random

Gitlab is a train wreck

Schneems, to random
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Name a fictional or real robot.

Preferably not violent or adult. I need ideas for labeling robotics kits for an elementary school class I help with.

acute_distress,

@Schneems Iron Giant

tcnicholls, to NewZealand
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“Elon Musk’s The Boring Company, which touts itself as a futuristic quick-build tunnel solution, could have the capability to build a Wellington tunnel”

Please no. We have enough compounded nightmare scenarios already.

acute_distress,

@tcnicholls The Boring Company is a scam to derail high speed rail.

acute_distress, to random

Pak N Save and New World are using facial scanning in their stores. Here’s the list of places to avoid. The trial has just started and they have already wrong accused a woman based on the system

https://www.foodstuffs.co.nz/news-room/Facial-Recognition-Trial

skykiss, to random
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“The Russian military is purchasing Starlink terminals from SpaceX, with supplies coming from the USA, Europe, UAE, Canada, Germany and Kazakhstan.

This was found out by specialists from the OSINT agency Molfar, who studied the assortment and spoke directly with terminal sellers”

https://www.firstpost.com/tech/black-market-starlink-terminals-in-use-by-russian-forces-in-ukraine-other-us-foes-musk-claims-no-knowledge-13758192.html

@potus

acute_distress,

@GhostOnTheHalfShell don’t deport Thiel. He has NZ citizenship and we don’t want that fucker here.

dansup, to ruby
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Imagine getting paid to work on @Mastodon full time!

They are looking for devs!

Apply: https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/mastodon/de1e4d8a-5639-4b6a-86d7-97bd9c768b02

acute_distress,

@fredbrooker @dansup @Mastodon port it to php if you don’t like Ruby

acute_distress,

@fredbrooker @dansup @grishka things have moved on since 1998. Come join us

acute_distress, to random

Hey Simeon Brown, someone made this for you.
https://youtu.be/Ie5hOGMsgNQ?si=UGkjFjJ1WHBhtGho

postmodern, to random
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Wow https://crystal-lang.org/ looks really nice!

acute_distress,

@postmodern the website is a train wreck

phil_stevens, to random
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Memo to eugenics death cultist David Seymour: The pandemic has not "largely subsided" and we reserve the right to keep kids home from schools where the risk management protocols are unacceptably low.

Normalise masking and fund air filtration, you ghoul.

acute_distress,

@phil_stevens remember Seymour was behind the bill to let you kill your sick relatives

acute_distress, to random

Was Russell Coutts knighted for services to being a cunt? Inquiring minds want to know.

acute_distress, to random
acute_distress, to random
nicklockwood, to random
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Two things can be true at the same time.

Like, it can be simultaneously true that life under centrist democratic rulers has been getting more miserable for the last few years, and also that Russia is running a propaganda campaign to make you feel worse about that so you won't vote for them and let the fascists take over instead.

acute_distress,

@nicklockwood it’s not (only) the Russians. It’s American conservative billionaires

acute_distress, to random

@timbray Re your de-google project. I was going to recommend Skiff but looks like they have been bought by Notion. Not sure what that will mean for their product. skiff.com

acute_distress, to random

When NAct said they were going to tackle the cost of living I didn’t think they meant put prices up.

kashhill, to random
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My story about how telematics data from people's cars unexpectedly raised their insurance rates is on the front page today...

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/11/technology/carmakers-driver-tracking-insurance.html?unlocked_article_code=1.b00.DzhQ.GXkvg-kgWebx&smid=url-share

... and this is where it started: me lurking on car forums and seeing comments like this.

If this story doesn't convince lawmakers we need a strong federal privacy law, I'm not sure what will.

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acute_distress,

@maximweinstein @kashhill insurance companies will lobby the govt so it won’t happen

acute_distress, to random

David Seymour is a fuckwit

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