breakfastgolem

breakfastgolem, 1 year ago to random

Guide to Mastodon instances but it's just a map like a 90s mall.

breakfastgolem, 1 year ago to random

"Buddy Holly" by Weezer sucks, it just fuckin' sucks, not only because of that garbage intro lyric because it's a song that sucks. It's a sucky suck of a song.

breakfastgolem, 11 days ago to random

Hey now, you're a hey now
Get your hey now, hey now
Hey now, you're a hey now
Get the hey now, hey now
And all that hey now is now
Only shooting heys break the now

breakfastgolem, 1 year ago to random

When learning to drive a car with an automatic, you might be wondering what PRNDL means. Here's what those letters stand for:

P - Pleasure
R - Rotund
N - Not now, I'm tired
D - Delineate
L - Lesbian

breakfastgolem, 5 months ago to random

Staggering Smile

breakfastgolem, 8 months ago to random

Shit. I can't load YouTube if uBlock Origin is enabled. Not good.

breakfastgolem, 1 year ago to random

Google: hey so we're gonna have to lay off like 10,000 people :(
People: wow that sucks
Google: alos we're giving our CEO a huge raise
People: wait why what did he do to deserve that
Google: he laid off 10,000 people

breakfastgolem, 1 month ago to random

Pretty much everyone: hey car companies please make a small, compact, cheap simple EV car pls
Car companies: lol heres our new $100,000 900 horsepower EV SUV that weights 8000 pounds and is legally classified as a skyscraper

breakfastgolem, 11 months ago to random

Suddenly craving a bean and cheese burrito from Gold Star Taco Shop from back in the day. Thick and dense as hell, and the hot sauce was no joke. They also had great chicken mole, and also a Street Fighter 2 cabinet near the register. I miss that place.

breakfastgolem, 1 year ago to random

I hate movies! All my buddies think movies are SHIT!

breakfastgolem, 5 months ago to random

Tearfully calling mom to inform her that this won't be the year of Linux on the desktop.

breakfastgolem, 6 months ago to random

I bought Baldur's Gate 3 last week and have yet to play it. Maybe during Christmas break.

breakfastgolem, 10 months ago to random

Me: CoffeeBot, make me an espresso.
CoffeeBot: Yes, sir. (hrrrgggghggggggffffffnnnnaaahyeahhhhhhh) Here you go, sir.
Me: uh

A video of a robot-looking coffee pod on tripod legs. There's a cup under it, and it literally squeezes down and shits out coffee into the cup.

breakfastgolem, 9 months ago to random

Hitchhikers Guy to the Galaxy

breakfastgolem, 4 months ago to random

2024 is the year that I will find myself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife.

breakfastgolem, 1 year ago to random

Link only drinks high gravity double IPAs.

breakfastgolem, 6 months ago to random

Cooking tip: when working with beans to make things like chili, make sure to roll each bean first to get the maximum juice out of it.

breakfastgolem, 1 year ago to random

Oh cool so Blue Sky is a new instance or something ??

breakfastgolem, 5 months ago to random

"In a backward post-apocalyptic world, She aids two brothers' quest to rescue their kidnapped sister. Along the way, they battle orgiastic werewolves, a psychic communist, a tutu-wearing giant, a mad scientist, and gladiators before standing against the odds to defeat the evil Norks."

breakfastgolem, 1 year ago to random

got a sweet sonic the hedgehog cake for my birthday

breakfastgolem, 29 days ago to random

It won't be too long before we see another Kent State massacre here. They'll most likely blame it on the students, too.

breakfastgolem, 28 days ago to random

Gosh, I really had to go to the bathroom! I feel much better now. Gonna head down to the kitchen to (falls down the falls down the stairs)

breakfastgolem, 1 year ago to random

Thinking of Equilibrium cosplayers reminds me of the extended version of the classic "goths dancing" video where there's some dude dressed like a surgeon in the middle of all of the cybernerds.

breakfastgolem, 1 month ago to random

Reading is my passione

breakfastgolem, 8 days ago to random

Oh cool the crunchpap smearpreme post is back to burn more pixels in my monitor.