breakfastgolem

breakfastgolem, 2 days ago to random

Might fuck around and be baffled by various concepts

breakfastgolem, 4 days ago to random

Personally, I can't wait for AI-enabled home lighting so it can intelligently light my home with warm, ambient colors and also randomly blind me without warning.

breakfastgolem, 8 days ago to random

Oh cool the crunchpap smearpreme post is back to burn more pixels in my monitor.

breakfastgolem, 8 days ago to random

which instance is this

breakfastgolem, 9 days ago to random

Where there's a william, there's a wayium.

breakfastgolem, 10 days ago to random

Doctor diagnosed me with the hamina haminas. 😔

breakfastgolem, 11 days ago to random

Hey now, you're a hey now
Get your hey now, hey now
Hey now, you're a hey now
Get the hey now, hey now
And all that hey now is now
Only shooting heys break the now

breakfastgolem, 14 days ago to random

If Denethor ate tomatoes like that, imagine how he ate his wife's pus- (a trap door opens below me and I plunge into a pit filled with snakes)

breakfastgolem, 22 days ago to random

Protection and clean oxygen are required when writing my stinky posts.

breakfastgolem, 26 days ago to random

Jackdaw, or West Coast Healyn, as we like to call him,

breakfastgolem, 27 days ago to random

Gosh, I really had to go to the bathroom! I feel much better now. Gonna head down to the kitchen to (falls down the falls down the stairs)

breakfastgolem, 29 days ago to random

It won't be too long before we see another Kent State massacre here. They'll most likely blame it on the students, too.

breakfastgolem, 1 month ago to random

Pretty much everyone: hey car companies please make a small, compact, cheap simple EV car pls
Car companies: lol heres our new $100,000 900 horsepower EV SUV that weights 8000 pounds and is legally classified as a skyscraper

breakfastgolem, 1 month ago to random

Drew Carey pussy hypno hentai

breakfastgolem, 1 month ago to random

"Music to my ears" yeah well where else is music supposed to go ya idiot!!

breakfastgolem, 1 month ago to random

There’s a large raven stomping around on my roof.

breakfastgolem, 1 month ago to random

Happy birthday, marijuana!

breakfastgolem, 1 month ago to random

The Three Booty Problem

breakfastgolem, 1 month ago to random

In retrospect, naming my all-chili restaurant "Dinerrhea" was a very bad business decision.

breakfastgolem, 1 month ago to random

It's April, you fools.

breakfastgolem, 2 months ago to random

I'm sorry the what preserve

breakfastgolem, 2 months ago to random

webp (we be peein')

breakfastgolem, 2 months ago to random

Happy Intergalactic Women's Day (women who span galaxies, their spines dwarfing the very filaments themselves, arms extended across vast swathes of time)

breakfastgolem, 2 months ago to random

Get in loser, we're going to your mom's house to eat Hot Pockets and play Nintendo 64.

breakfastgolem, 2 months ago to random

dune sounds so rad in my imho
i hope they make it into a book