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breakfastgolem

@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp

Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.

I don't accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa

see you nutmeats in hell

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breakfastgolem, to random
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Personally, I can't wait for AI-enabled home lighting so it can intelligently light my home with warm, ambient colors and also randomly blind me without warning.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Oh cool the crunchpap smearpreme post is back to burn more pixels in my monitor.

breakfastgolem, to random
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which instance is this

breakfastgolem, to random
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Where there's a william, there's a wayium.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Doctor diagnosed me with the hamina haminas. 😔

ray, to random

hmm. deeply considering my mixed feelings for this wormesque lamp

breakfastgolem,
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@infernusgoatus @ray eheheheheuh,
kmhh
eeh
"fleshlight"
eheuheuhe snerk beheheh

breakfastgolem, to random
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Hey now, you're a hey now
Get your hey now, hey now
Hey now, you're a hey now
Get the hey now, hey now
And all that hey now is now
Only shooting heys break the now

breakfastgolem,
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@carithlee what the fuck it this

breakfastgolem, to random
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If Denethor ate tomatoes like that, imagine how he ate his wife's pus- (a trap door opens below me and I plunge into a pit filled with snakes)

breakfastgolem, to random
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Protection and clean oxygen are required when writing my stinky posts.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Jackdaw, or West Coast Healyn, as we like to call him,

ray, to random

woke up so hungry ordered a bunch of sushi, they had made a yummy soup downstairs so I had some of that, miso, ate a ton of very good salmon

breakfastgolem,
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@ray fweakin hongry

breakfastgolem, to random
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Gosh, I really had to go to the bathroom! I feel much better now. Gonna head down to the kitchen to (falls down the falls down the stairs)

breakfastgolem, to random
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It won't be too long before we see another Kent State massacre here. They'll most likely blame it on the students, too.

breakfastgolem,
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"An interview with the 23-year-old peace officer and father of two who was forced to shoot a 19-year-old violent protestor in the face with a non-lethal riot-suppression shotgun when the protestor attacked him with a lethal sharp piece of wood."

breakfastgolem,
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Officer Dipshit: Well, these so-called students and academics are incredibly violent. They're disrupting the law by being dangerous and fascist, so we're setting up a perimeter. We've got 200 officers armed with assault rifles, ten snipers, three APCs and, as you can hear above us, two helicopter gunships. These students are dangerous; we've seen evidence of sharpened sticks and even bricks, so we have to take every precaution to protect ourselves.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Pretty much everyone: hey car companies please make a small, compact, cheap simple EV car pls
Car companies: lol heres our new $100,000 900 horsepower EV SUV that weights 8000 pounds and is legally classified as a skyscraper

breakfastgolem,
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I helped my mom buy a Kia Ioniq 5 last year. It's a neat hatch-style SUV with about 250 miles of range. The ONE time we tried charging it at a public station, three of the stations were completely broken and the fourth was barely working. We got her a stage 2 charger in her garage, but the state of public charging in America is an absolute joke.

breakfastgolem,
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Electrify America shat out half-assed chargers and then got mad that they were expected to actually maintain them.

breakfastgolem, to random
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"Music to my ears" yeah well where else is music supposed to go ya idiot!!

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Drew Carey pussy hypno hentai

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